People have always been saying how horror 电影院 are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror 电影院 today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, 或者 serial killers, 或者 zombies, 或者 god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror 电影院 of 2015. Let’s see here………….
….. Yeah, as 你 can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. 或者 at the least, anything good to watch. Sure, 你 may get that one good horror movie, but it’s still about ghosts 或者 serial killers. Never anything new. It’s the same shit over and over again. But one movie trailer came along that actually interested me. That trailer is for this one movie known as Don’t Breathe
Don’t Breathe is a movie made 由 the same people who did the Evil Dead, a movie that I and a lot of people really love. The movie seems to be about three thieves who are trying to make enough money to get out of their terrible state in a drug ridden neighborhood. So, in order to do so, they must rob a man. This man is blind, yet holds over five hundred thousand dollars. Sounds simple enough, right? Well, once they get inside, the blind man hears them, and kills one of them. He then hears that there are 更多 than one of them, so he locks all the doors and traps them inside the house. So now the two trapped inside need to survive the blind man who can only hear them, but will kill them if he finds them. That has to be the most creative idea I have ever heard in a 最近的 horror movie.
The movie sounds way too good to be true. I mean, this is the kind of movie I’m talking about. A horror movie where the fear isn’t brought upon 由 a spirit from another world 或者 some terrifying abomination. Instead, the fear comes from a human being hunting and killing other human beings. And a blind human none the less. This kinda reminds me of the Garradors from Resident Evil 4
The Garrador was an enemy that couldn’t see, so 你 had to walk around the area, as he could hear your footsteps and would try to attack 你 with its claws. That’s what Don’t Breathe me reminds me of. If the Garrador was the only enemy in the game, and instead of taking place in a castle, it was in a two story house. So yeah, go watch this movie please. It look very good. The movie comes out on August 26th 2016. With all that 说 and done, I will be seeing 你 all again on the 下一个 episode. Take care.
….. Yeah, as 你 can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. 或者 at the least, anything good to watch. Sure, 你 may get that one good horror movie, but it’s still about ghosts 或者 serial killers. Never anything new. It’s the same shit over and over again. But one movie trailer came along that actually interested me. That trailer is for this one movie known as Don’t Breathe
Don’t Breathe is a movie made 由 the same people who did the Evil Dead, a movie that I and a lot of people really love. The movie seems to be about three thieves who are trying to make enough money to get out of their terrible state in a drug ridden neighborhood. So, in order to do so, they must rob a man. This man is blind, yet holds over five hundred thousand dollars. Sounds simple enough, right? Well, once they get inside, the blind man hears them, and kills one of them. He then hears that there are 更多 than one of them, so he locks all the doors and traps them inside the house. So now the two trapped inside need to survive the blind man who can only hear them, but will kill them if he finds them. That has to be the most creative idea I have ever heard in a 最近的 horror movie.
The movie sounds way too good to be true. I mean, this is the kind of movie I’m talking about. A horror movie where the fear isn’t brought upon 由 a spirit from another world 或者 some terrifying abomination. Instead, the fear comes from a human being hunting and killing other human beings. And a blind human none the less. This kinda reminds me of the Garradors from Resident Evil 4
The Garrador was an enemy that couldn’t see, so 你 had to walk around the area, as he could hear your footsteps and would try to attack 你 with its claws. That’s what Don’t Breathe me reminds me of. If the Garrador was the only enemy in the game, and instead of taking place in a castle, it was in a two story house. So yeah, go watch this movie please. It look very good. The movie comes out on August 26th 2016. With all that 说 and done, I will be seeing 你 all again on the 下一个 episode. Take care.
It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere 写作 it the other way.
Joe: 你 screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., 你 说 that several times now..
Joe: 你 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would 你 want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are 你 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are 你 braindead 或者 something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would 你 want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 你 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 你 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 摇篮 and the silver spoon"
Joe: 你 screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., 你 说 that several times now..
Joe: 你 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would 你 want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are 你 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are 你 braindead 或者 something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would 你 want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 你 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 你 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 摇篮 and the silver spoon"