Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad 日 for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To 显示 你 what we're talking about, let me 显示 你 four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro 展示 the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: 彩虹 Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and 彩虹 Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Meanwhile, in the 小马 world, Twilight, and her 老友记 decided to celebrate Christmas, but the brothers of Warner didn't seem to like that idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Remember Brony Con, 2011? Warner Brothers hated it. Look what they did!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We'd 显示 你 more, but if we do, Warner Brothers will get 更多 assassins to try, and kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Now, our crossover parody for today is SHiPs.
Master Sword: This is a crossover between CHiPs, and 星, 星级 Wars.
Tom: Which makes perfect sense if 你 think about it, because both CHiPs, and 星, 星级 Wars started in 1977.
Audience: *Clapping*
SHiPs: Also known as 太空 Highway Patrol
Starring
Tom Foolery as Jon Baker
Saten Twist as Frank Poncharello
Master Sword as Sargent Getraer
Aina as Princess Leia
Double Scoop as Luke Skywalker
Mortomis as Hahn Solo
Blaze as Darth Vader
Stormtrooper Ponies as theirselves
One 日 at SHiPs headquarters.
Sargent Ketrare: I wanted 你 two to stay later, for a very important mission. Princess Leia is going through here, and Darth Vader is trying to attack her. She has two bodyguards, but I want 你 to help them prevent Vader from attacking the Princess.
Frank: *Yawning* Wake me up when 你 give us a real mission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent Ketrare: This is real, and very important. You're going up against a real villian here. So, your 摩托车 have been modified.
Jon: Oh yeah, that's something I wanted to ask you. How are we supposed to ride 摩托车 in space?
Jon, and his partner Frank were wearing 太空 《金装律师》 while riding their 摩托车 through space.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: I see some ships.
Hahn Solo: *Flying the Millenium Falcon*
Luke: Be careful. R2-D2, and C3P0 are in there.
Hahn Solo: So is Chewbacca, but 你 don't here me complaining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Darth Vader: Send out some fighters.
Storm Trooper: But sir- *Gets choked 由 Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: I told 你 to send out TIE Fighters, immediately.
Storm Trooper: We don't have any. *Dies*
Darth Vader: Oh, I remember now. They all went in to get overhauls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: That's a really big ship.
Jon: Yeah Ponch. I don't think we can stop it.
Darth Vader: *Shoots Millenium Falcon*
Jon: Oh well. Let's go back.
They turned around. C3P0, R2-D2, and Chewbacca became prisoners to The Emperor, and his Empire.
The End
On the 下一个 part of this episode, Warner Brothers strikes again.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 6: This Is A Warner Brothers Production
Announcer: On the block was not filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: *Getting very angry* What the hell?!?
Tom: *Walking down a street*
Annie: Hi Tom.
Tom: Hello Annie. What's up?
Annie: *Looks up at sky* I don't know. I can't see anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
A bullet hits the sidewalk between them
Tom: Whoever shot that gun, wait until we get to The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees a bullet hit the sidewalk behind him* Whoa.
Annie: *Looks at a building, and grabs a telescope. She looks at the building through it* I see somepony wearing a Warner Brother's hat.
Tom: Well, that explains it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Explains what?
Tom: That's an assassin working for Warner Brothers!
Annie: It's a movie company, they don't kill ponies.
Tom: Then explain to me why that 小马 with the Warner Bros hat is trying to kill us. Movie companies do this sort of stuff all the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Hey. He stopped shooting at us.
Tom: Maybe because you're looking at him through a telescope. Let's get out of here. *Runs away*
Annie: *Puts telescope away, and follows Tom*
They decided to go see Saten Twist.
Tom: *Banging on door* Saten, we need your help!
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: 耶稣 christ! What are 你 over reacting about now?
Tom: Saten, when was I known to over react?
Flashback #1, at a restaurant.
Tom: *Runs to Saten Twist* Saten, we're out of napkins!! *Cries* Out of napkins!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flashback #2, Saten Twist's house
Tom: *Knocking on door*
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Tom: Saten, I accidentally removed a do not remove tag from my pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hide me!!
Flashback #3, dark room with no lights.
Tom: Saten, Saten! I've gone blind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns on light*
Tom: Oh. Thanks buddy.
Back to reality.
Saten Twist: Tom, 你 over react to everything.
Tom: Well we were being shot at earlier 由 a Warner Brothers assassin.
Saten Twist: I know only one way to solve this solution. End this part, and go straight to the skits.
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and 苹果白兰地 as herself
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy record 由 buzzing in 2,000 times, and never answering a question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Jeopardy! Yes. I have heeled 你 my boy, 你 are heeled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: We have found a mustache for John Travlolta.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: And speaking of John Travolta, I watched the movie Grease!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *A little annoyed* Thank you. Thank you.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Moving on. 苹果白兰地 has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her 最近的 marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful. And finally, Sean the hedgehog is also here, let's 移动 on to double jeopardy, and the categories are-
Sean: Not so fast Trebek!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean: Well 你 were wrong old timer. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if 你 will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Angry* I don't want to here it.
Sean: What's the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One is a sick duck, and, I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your grand daughter is a whore.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: Wonderful. Let's take a look at the categories. They are...
Potent Potables
Point to your own head
Letters 或者 numbers
Will this hurt if 你 put it in your mouth?
An album cover
Make any noise
And finally, Famous Muppet Frogs
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I should add, that the correct answer to every 问题 in the last category is Kermit.
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Kermit, and John Wayne going, it's not easy being green pilgrim. It's like Schwarzenegger going ja, I'm Kermit The Frog, ja. That's me. Schwarzenegger, Kermit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *To Nick* 你 might be mentally retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For once, I agree with Sean. Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with letters, 或者 numbers for 200. And the answer is... 5. Is five a letter, 或者 a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The number 5. Is it a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* It was a beautiful thing. Right now, somepony is at his house saying, what the hell 你 doin boy? Get them parts for my '51 pick up truck.
Alex: Thank you, Mr. Craig.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes*
Alex: 你 already rang in.
Nick: Yes, it's a beautiful thing though, a monocle whinskey is at 首页 going, ahoserugisoihsegkegsgjeh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank you. Thank you. Anyone else?
Nick: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Mr. Craig, I hate you.
Nick: But I 爱情 you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: It's like Jesse Helms, and Michael Jackson going, yimotacobell! Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're a very sick stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anyone else besides Mr. Craig?
No one buzzed in, and the out of time 钟, 贝尔 rang.
Alex: 5 is of course a number.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and 电影院 about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category. Sean the hedgehog, why don't 你 pick?
Sean: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7,000.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: That's An Album Cover, not Anal Bum Cover.
Sean: I can read Trebek. That says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years trying to invent the Anal Bum Cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 你 have lead a horrifying life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking 你 who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back 座位 singing, I wanna hold your five 图, 无花果 Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the 爱情 of god, shut your mouth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell 你 what, let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is.... 你 know what? 你 guys just decide.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 你 each ask your own question, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no way 你 can get this wrong, because you're asking the question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ask yourself anything at all, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 你 have to be the dumbest ponies ever to mess this up.
The timer ran out.
Alex: And now, let's see how 你 managed to mess this up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Nick Craig wrote nothing, because he stuck his pen through his own hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Yes. Yes, this is like a play written 由 Shakespeare, and one of the characters stabs himself to be with his special somepony, and says, Ow! This is painful! But I'm doing this to be with you!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Don't ever come here again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* 你 didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 你 couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's see what Sean wrote. *Looking at his answer* Uh...
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Is that what I think it is? Yeah, that's a human having sex with me.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Come on, let everyone see my work!
Alex: No, we're not going to do that. Thanks for watching, goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
On the 下一个 part of this episode, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and every other 小马 in F Troop.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.
Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are 你 alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for 你 two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did 你 get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. 你 see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.
Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, 你 still haven't learned english. Whoever's 写作 this thing, I hope you're good at 写作 in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi 你 two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants 你 to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis
Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony: *Walks in*
Celestia: *Stops eating, and takes letter* Equestria 食物 Corporations has challenged me to an Iron Chef Competition. We dare 你 to make a cereal better than ours. 你 have 24 hours to reply.
5 秒 later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *In the underground parking lot with Luna* Man, did 你 hear what Princess Celestia is tryin' to do?
Luna: Yes. She has accepted the challenge that Equestria 食物 Corporations sent her.
Twilight: Nigga, she can't cook. Everypony knows that. Remember what happened last time?
5 hours ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Cooking pizza* Okay, who wants pepperoni? *Grabs red hotwheels cars*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Princess, that's not Pepperoni, it's-
Celestia: *Puts red hotwheels cars in the pizza*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Never mind. *Walks away*
Back to Twilight, and Luna.
Luna: Exactly. This is an antic waiting to happen.
Cadence: *Drives her car into the parking lot*
Twilight: Damn, check out this nigga's ride.
Luna: Coming to visit?
Cadence: Yes, but not for long. I heard Celestia accepted the Iron Chef challenge 给 to her 由 the Equestria 食物 Corporations, and wanted to see how it went.
Luna: Now that I think about it, this will be funny, even if we don't sabotage her cooking. *Walks towards a car* I'd 爱情 to stay with you, but I am needed elsewhere. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the 下一个 scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cooking with Celestia.
Derpy: *Walks into kitchen* May I assist 你 in your culinary adventure? I brought 你 a ketchup packet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Isn't that mighty helpful of you? *Throws chef hat at Derpy* Now put on this chef hat.
Derpy: *Puts on chef's hat*
Celestia: I'm the best there is. 'S a fact. What 你 see here will be responsible for kicking your tastebuds in the ass.
Derpy: *Sees her hat moving 由 itself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Let's start cooking. Turkey! *Puts turkey in a pot of boiling water* A cookie!
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy watched as Celestia kept on shouting out 随意 things while putting it in the pot.
Celestia: Roast Beef! A bird's feather! A pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: And now I will crack this egg like a pro. This is how the pros do it! *Smashes her hoof into the egg* And right into the pot! *Throws egg into pot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This is going to be really delicious. Isn't it?
Derpy: It looks like you're mashing up 随意 shit together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get out! And take this ketchup packet with you! *Throws ketchup packet at Derpy*
Later, everypony tried out the "thing" Celestia cooked.
Celestia: I worked my floating mane off of this, so I want everypony to enjoy it.
Ponies: *Eating food*
Celestia: I can tell everypony really likes it.
Chrysler: *Burps* I think I just ate a cotton ball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't 你 dare insult my cooking like that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Don't worry Princess. I really enjoy this delicious meal, *Barfs on Alexis*
Audience: *Laughing*
Everypony started to stand up, and leave
Celestia: Where the hell do 你 think you're all going?!
Timothy: Skeletor just barfed all over Alexis.
Celestia: I don't care! 你 are going to sit back down, and enjoy the 食物 I created for you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Barfs on Celestia*
Celestia: *Barfs on table*
Audience: *Laughing*
Outside in the hallway, everypony could hear Celestia shouting.
Celestia: Somepony must have sabotaged my cooking!
Ponies: *Staring at Twilight*
Twilight: Yo! What the f**k are 你 niggas staring at?
Audience: *Laughing*
We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.
Master Sword: 你 told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as 你 don't play as the person that created you, 你 can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do 你 want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked 由 that Warner Brothers Assassin.
Master Sword: I thought Warner Brothers made movies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Looks to the left* He's there.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: He's going to kill us, so we have to turn around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Really? Let me take a look at him. *Looks left, and sees the assassin* Come on Saten, he's sleeping. We can go right past him, and he'll have no idea about it. *Walking down the street*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Wakes up*
Master Sword: See? He isn't going to do anything. *Gets shot in leg*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I warned you. *Picks up Master Sword, and runs away* 你 just had to ignore me. Didn't you?
Master Sword: He was sleeping.
Saten Twist: That's no excuse.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: What if 你 told your teacher that if 你 failed a test?
Master Sword: I'm gonna tell her I failed a test, because she was sleeping?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: That's not the point. 你 need to be 更多 careful.
Double Scoop: *Walking down the 街, 街道 with Aina*
Saten Twist: Not these two. We can't let anything bad happen to them.
Meanwhile with the assassin.
Warner Brothers Assassin: Where is that Tom Foolery pony? He's insulted Warner Bros, and it's films, and TV shows too many times.
Tom: *Walking past the building*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Looking at Tom* I can't find him!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Sees Tom* Great. Three ponies I need to protect. I'm too sober for this. *Grabs bottle of beer, and drinks it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Tom, find cover.
Tom: Are 你 talking about the assassin?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Yeah, he's gonna shoot you.
Tom: Oh, I don't think so. He's not in his position on that building I just walked past.
Saten Twist: Don't let that fool you.
Master Sword: Yeah. Look what happened to me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Make sure 你 get away from the assassin before he wakes up 下一个 time.
Master Sword: *Glaring at Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute. We're doing a skit that has us in the army.
Saten Twist: Are 你 talking about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Master Sword: Yes. I like where this is going.
Saten Twist: Because you're Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Maybe that's who I'll be 下一个 time I end up in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Waiting for a bus*
Tom: Say, there's the assassin at a bus stop.
Saten Twist: He has his guns, and clothing in a suitcase.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll be back to finish 你 losers off. 你 won't be alive for much longer! *Gets on bus*
Tom: That's right. We'll be alive for much much longer.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad 日 for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To 显示 你 what we're talking about, let me 显示 你 four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro 展示 the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: 彩虹 Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and 彩虹 Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Meanwhile, in the 小马 world, Twilight, and her 老友记 decided to celebrate Christmas, but the brothers of Warner didn't seem to like that idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Remember Brony Con, 2011? Warner Brothers hated it. Look what they did!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We'd 显示 你 more, but if we do, Warner Brothers will get 更多 assassins to try, and kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Now, our crossover parody for today is SHiPs.
Master Sword: This is a crossover between CHiPs, and 星, 星级 Wars.
Tom: Which makes perfect sense if 你 think about it, because both CHiPs, and 星, 星级 Wars started in 1977.
Audience: *Clapping*
SHiPs: Also known as 太空 Highway Patrol
Starring
Tom Foolery as Jon Baker
Saten Twist as Frank Poncharello
Master Sword as Sargent Getraer
Aina as Princess Leia
Double Scoop as Luke Skywalker
Mortomis as Hahn Solo
Blaze as Darth Vader
Stormtrooper Ponies as theirselves
One 日 at SHiPs headquarters.
Sargent Ketrare: I wanted 你 two to stay later, for a very important mission. Princess Leia is going through here, and Darth Vader is trying to attack her. She has two bodyguards, but I want 你 to help them prevent Vader from attacking the Princess.
Frank: *Yawning* Wake me up when 你 give us a real mission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent Ketrare: This is real, and very important. You're going up against a real villian here. So, your 摩托车 have been modified.
Jon: Oh yeah, that's something I wanted to ask you. How are we supposed to ride 摩托车 in space?
Jon, and his partner Frank were wearing 太空 《金装律师》 while riding their 摩托车 through space.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: I see some ships.
Hahn Solo: *Flying the Millenium Falcon*
Luke: Be careful. R2-D2, and C3P0 are in there.
Hahn Solo: So is Chewbacca, but 你 don't here me complaining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Darth Vader: Send out some fighters.
Storm Trooper: But sir- *Gets choked 由 Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: I told 你 to send out TIE Fighters, immediately.
Storm Trooper: We don't have any. *Dies*
Darth Vader: Oh, I remember now. They all went in to get overhauls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: That's a really big ship.
Jon: Yeah Ponch. I don't think we can stop it.
Darth Vader: *Shoots Millenium Falcon*
Jon: Oh well. Let's go back.
They turned around. C3P0, R2-D2, and Chewbacca became prisoners to The Emperor, and his Empire.
The End
On the 下一个 part of this episode, Warner Brothers strikes again.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 6: This Is A Warner Brothers Production
Announcer: On the block was not filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: *Getting very angry* What the hell?!?
Tom: *Walking down a street*
Annie: Hi Tom.
Tom: Hello Annie. What's up?
Annie: *Looks up at sky* I don't know. I can't see anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
A bullet hits the sidewalk between them
Tom: Whoever shot that gun, wait until we get to The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees a bullet hit the sidewalk behind him* Whoa.
Annie: *Looks at a building, and grabs a telescope. She looks at the building through it* I see somepony wearing a Warner Brother's hat.
Tom: Well, that explains it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Explains what?
Tom: That's an assassin working for Warner Brothers!
Annie: It's a movie company, they don't kill ponies.
Tom: Then explain to me why that 小马 with the Warner Bros hat is trying to kill us. Movie companies do this sort of stuff all the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Hey. He stopped shooting at us.
Tom: Maybe because you're looking at him through a telescope. Let's get out of here. *Runs away*
Annie: *Puts telescope away, and follows Tom*
They decided to go see Saten Twist.
Tom: *Banging on door* Saten, we need your help!
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: 耶稣 christ! What are 你 over reacting about now?
Tom: Saten, when was I known to over react?
Flashback #1, at a restaurant.
Tom: *Runs to Saten Twist* Saten, we're out of napkins!! *Cries* Out of napkins!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flashback #2, Saten Twist's house
Tom: *Knocking on door*
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Tom: Saten, I accidentally removed a do not remove tag from my pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hide me!!
Flashback #3, dark room with no lights.
Tom: Saten, Saten! I've gone blind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns on light*
Tom: Oh. Thanks buddy.
Back to reality.
Saten Twist: Tom, 你 over react to everything.
Tom: Well we were being shot at earlier 由 a Warner Brothers assassin.
Saten Twist: I know only one way to solve this solution. End this part, and go straight to the skits.
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and 苹果白兰地 as herself
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy record 由 buzzing in 2,000 times, and never answering a question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Jeopardy! Yes. I have heeled 你 my boy, 你 are heeled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: We have found a mustache for John Travlolta.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: And speaking of John Travolta, I watched the movie Grease!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *A little annoyed* Thank you. Thank you.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Moving on. 苹果白兰地 has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her 最近的 marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful. And finally, Sean the hedgehog is also here, let's 移动 on to double jeopardy, and the categories are-
Sean: Not so fast Trebek!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean: Well 你 were wrong old timer. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if 你 will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Angry* I don't want to here it.
Sean: What's the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One is a sick duck, and, I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your grand daughter is a whore.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: Wonderful. Let's take a look at the categories. They are...
Potent Potables
Point to your own head
Letters 或者 numbers
Will this hurt if 你 put it in your mouth?
An album cover
Make any noise
And finally, Famous Muppet Frogs
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I should add, that the correct answer to every 问题 in the last category is Kermit.
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Kermit, and John Wayne going, it's not easy being green pilgrim. It's like Schwarzenegger going ja, I'm Kermit The Frog, ja. That's me. Schwarzenegger, Kermit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *To Nick* 你 might be mentally retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For once, I agree with Sean. Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with letters, 或者 numbers for 200. And the answer is... 5. Is five a letter, 或者 a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The number 5. Is it a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* It was a beautiful thing. Right now, somepony is at his house saying, what the hell 你 doin boy? Get them parts for my '51 pick up truck.
Alex: Thank you, Mr. Craig.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes*
Alex: 你 already rang in.
Nick: Yes, it's a beautiful thing though, a monocle whinskey is at 首页 going, ahoserugisoihsegkegsgjeh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank you. Thank you. Anyone else?
Nick: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Mr. Craig, I hate you.
Nick: But I 爱情 you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: It's like Jesse Helms, and Michael Jackson going, yimotacobell! Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're a very sick stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anyone else besides Mr. Craig?
No one buzzed in, and the out of time 钟, 贝尔 rang.
Alex: 5 is of course a number.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and 电影院 about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category. Sean the hedgehog, why don't 你 pick?
Sean: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7,000.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: That's An Album Cover, not Anal Bum Cover.
Sean: I can read Trebek. That says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years trying to invent the Anal Bum Cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 你 have lead a horrifying life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking 你 who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back 座位 singing, I wanna hold your five 图, 无花果 Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the 爱情 of god, shut your mouth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell 你 what, let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is.... 你 know what? 你 guys just decide.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 你 each ask your own question, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no way 你 can get this wrong, because you're asking the question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ask yourself anything at all, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 你 have to be the dumbest ponies ever to mess this up.
The timer ran out.
Alex: And now, let's see how 你 managed to mess this up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Nick Craig wrote nothing, because he stuck his pen through his own hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Yes. Yes, this is like a play written 由 Shakespeare, and one of the characters stabs himself to be with his special somepony, and says, Ow! This is painful! But I'm doing this to be with you!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Don't ever come here again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* 你 didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 你 couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's see what Sean wrote. *Looking at his answer* Uh...
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Is that what I think it is? Yeah, that's a human having sex with me.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Come on, let everyone see my work!
Alex: No, we're not going to do that. Thanks for watching, goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
On the 下一个 part of this episode, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and every other 小马 in F Troop.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.
Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are 你 alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for 你 two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did 你 get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. 你 see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.
Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, 你 still haven't learned english. Whoever's 写作 this thing, I hope you're good at 写作 in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi 你 two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants 你 to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis
Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony: *Walks in*
Celestia: *Stops eating, and takes letter* Equestria 食物 Corporations has challenged me to an Iron Chef Competition. We dare 你 to make a cereal better than ours. 你 have 24 hours to reply.
5 秒 later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *In the underground parking lot with Luna* Man, did 你 hear what Princess Celestia is tryin' to do?
Luna: Yes. She has accepted the challenge that Equestria 食物 Corporations sent her.
Twilight: Nigga, she can't cook. Everypony knows that. Remember what happened last time?
5 hours ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Cooking pizza* Okay, who wants pepperoni? *Grabs red hotwheels cars*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Princess, that's not Pepperoni, it's-
Celestia: *Puts red hotwheels cars in the pizza*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Never mind. *Walks away*
Back to Twilight, and Luna.
Luna: Exactly. This is an antic waiting to happen.
Cadence: *Drives her car into the parking lot*
Twilight: Damn, check out this nigga's ride.
Luna: Coming to visit?
Cadence: Yes, but not for long. I heard Celestia accepted the Iron Chef challenge 给 to her 由 the Equestria 食物 Corporations, and wanted to see how it went.
Luna: Now that I think about it, this will be funny, even if we don't sabotage her cooking. *Walks towards a car* I'd 爱情 to stay with you, but I am needed elsewhere. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the 下一个 scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cooking with Celestia.
Derpy: *Walks into kitchen* May I assist 你 in your culinary adventure? I brought 你 a ketchup packet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Isn't that mighty helpful of you? *Throws chef hat at Derpy* Now put on this chef hat.
Derpy: *Puts on chef's hat*
Celestia: I'm the best there is. 'S a fact. What 你 see here will be responsible for kicking your tastebuds in the ass.
Derpy: *Sees her hat moving 由 itself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Let's start cooking. Turkey! *Puts turkey in a pot of boiling water* A cookie!
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy watched as Celestia kept on shouting out 随意 things while putting it in the pot.
Celestia: Roast Beef! A bird's feather! A pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: And now I will crack this egg like a pro. This is how the pros do it! *Smashes her hoof into the egg* And right into the pot! *Throws egg into pot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This is going to be really delicious. Isn't it?
Derpy: It looks like you're mashing up 随意 shit together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get out! And take this ketchup packet with you! *Throws ketchup packet at Derpy*
Later, everypony tried out the "thing" Celestia cooked.
Celestia: I worked my floating mane off of this, so I want everypony to enjoy it.
Ponies: *Eating food*
Celestia: I can tell everypony really likes it.
Chrysler: *Burps* I think I just ate a cotton ball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't 你 dare insult my cooking like that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Don't worry Princess. I really enjoy this delicious meal, *Barfs on Alexis*
Audience: *Laughing*
Everypony started to stand up, and leave
Celestia: Where the hell do 你 think you're all going?!
Timothy: Skeletor just barfed all over Alexis.
Celestia: I don't care! 你 are going to sit back down, and enjoy the 食物 I created for you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Barfs on Celestia*
Celestia: *Barfs on table*
Audience: *Laughing*
Outside in the hallway, everypony could hear Celestia shouting.
Celestia: Somepony must have sabotaged my cooking!
Ponies: *Staring at Twilight*
Twilight: Yo! What the f**k are 你 niggas staring at?
Audience: *Laughing*
We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.
Master Sword: 你 told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as 你 don't play as the person that created you, 你 can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do 你 want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked 由 that Warner Brothers Assassin.
Master Sword: I thought Warner Brothers made movies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Looks to the left* He's there.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: He's going to kill us, so we have to turn around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Really? Let me take a look at him. *Looks left, and sees the assassin* Come on Saten, he's sleeping. We can go right past him, and he'll have no idea about it. *Walking down the street*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Wakes up*
Master Sword: See? He isn't going to do anything. *Gets shot in leg*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I warned you. *Picks up Master Sword, and runs away* 你 just had to ignore me. Didn't you?
Master Sword: He was sleeping.
Saten Twist: That's no excuse.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: What if 你 told your teacher that if 你 failed a test?
Master Sword: I'm gonna tell her I failed a test, because she was sleeping?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: That's not the point. 你 need to be 更多 careful.
Double Scoop: *Walking down the 街, 街道 with Aina*
Saten Twist: Not these two. We can't let anything bad happen to them.
Meanwhile with the assassin.
Warner Brothers Assassin: Where is that Tom Foolery pony? He's insulted Warner Bros, and it's films, and TV shows too many times.
Tom: *Walking past the building*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Looking at Tom* I can't find him!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Sees Tom* Great. Three ponies I need to protect. I'm too sober for this. *Grabs bottle of beer, and drinks it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Tom, find cover.
Tom: Are 你 talking about the assassin?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Yeah, he's gonna shoot you.
Tom: Oh, I don't think so. He's not in his position on that building I just walked past.
Saten Twist: Don't let that fool you.
Master Sword: Yeah. Look what happened to me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Make sure 你 get away from the assassin before he wakes up 下一个 time.
Master Sword: *Glaring at Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute. We're doing a skit that has us in the army.
Saten Twist: Are 你 talking about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Master Sword: Yes. I like where this is going.
Saten Twist: Because you're Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Maybe that's who I'll be 下一个 time I end up in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Waiting for a bus*
Tom: Say, there's the assassin at a bus stop.
Saten Twist: He has his guns, and clothing in a suitcase.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll be back to finish 你 losers off. 你 won't be alive for much longer! *Gets on bus*
Tom: That's right. We'll be alive for much much longer.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
I 爱情 animation. Hell, I am actually planning to get a career in being a writer for animation. And there are a lot of 动画片 out there. However, some of them can be… pretty screwed up at times. Now, for this list, I am only including one scene per show. I am also only including episodes from shows that I have seen. Also, these have to be cartoons. So, Goosebumps, while scary, is out. Also, I am excluding most anime, because the 列表 will be full of them. However, if it has been shown to kids on TV, than it is allowed. Okay, now, with all that said, let’s start the list.
#10: Imperfect...
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#10: Imperfect...
Now, I have talked about my 最喜爱的 childhood shows, so, why not talk about the shows that were not a part of my childhood. 你 know, those shows that were made for adults. Yeah, those shows. Now, the rules are simple. They have to be shows I have watched. Also, no anime, because if I did allow anime, then the whole goddamn 列表 would just consist of that And they have to be for adults. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Family Guy - OH GODDAMNIT, NO
REAL #10: Invader Zim - Now, this one is lower on the 列表 because it was on a childrens channel. The 显示 was made...
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#10: Family Guy - OH GODDAMNIT, NO
Invader Zim
REAL #10: Invader Zim - Now, this one is lower on the 列表 because it was on a childrens channel. The 显示 was made...
