Walter: (Tosses a stack of a thousand dollars onto the counter)
Lenny: What’s this?
Walter: This, buddy, is my latest paycheck
Lenny: So I take it 你 got a new job?
Walter: Hell yeah. I made 更多 money than ever before
Lenny: So, what kind of job did 你 get
Walter: Well…
Bishop: A robber?
Phillip: Yeah. We bought some masks, spray painted a few guns, and now we make hundreds of dollars
Bishop: That… is the most awesome thing ever
Lenny: A robber?!
Walter: What? What’s wrong
Lenny: (Putting a closed sign on the door) What’s wrong?! 你 robbed a gas station and decided to bring the money here
Walter: Hey, don’t worry. I wasn’t caught, and they never saw our faces
Lenny: Do 你 know how easy it is to find criminals nowadays
Walter: Don’t worry. They probably 说 it was a middle class black man. I’ll be fine as long as I keep quiet about this
Lenny: I hope your right. I wouldn’t want anyone getting any ideas.
Phillip: I know. They never saw it coming. I’m just glad no one caught us
Bishop: Man, 你 guys are so awesome. It must have been like something out of one of those action movies
Phillip: Well… kinda. Just a lot 更多 dangerous than I would have thought
Walter: (Driving down the 街, 街道 at night, while listening to the radio)
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(A black Rolls Royce drives up behind him)
Walter: I wonder who that is
(The car slows down)
Walter: (Waves for him to go up front)
(The car drives in front and stops)
Walter: What the hell?
(Three dressed men get out of the car and walk toward Walter’s car)
Walter: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap (Puts the car in reverse and drives down the road)
(The three men get back in their Royce and begin to follow him)
Walter: (Turns the car and starts driving off)
(The three men chase after Walter)
Walter: Oh God, oh God, oh God (Tries to call Phillip)
Phillip: (In the car with Bishop, smoking marijuana)
(Phillip’s phone rings, but he ignores it)
Walter: Goddamn it, Phillip (Puts his phone away and keeps driving)
(The three men begin to catch up to Walter)
Walter: (Speed up, trying to lose them, but his car isn’t even nearly as fast)
(A 秒 car drives out in front of Walter)
Walter: What the hell! (Stops the car)
(The men behind him get out of the car)
Walter: (Steps out of the car quickly and holds his hands up in the air) Look guys, I don’t want any trouble
Dressed Man: Where’s the money?
Walter: Uh… what?
Dressed Man: Where is the money? I want to know! I was told that my men had my money stashed in a car parked in an alleyway. That was the last thing he 说 before he was shot. And I believe I saw a pretty crappy car on the news fitting the 设计 of that car right there
Walter: (Whispers to himself) Oh crap, that ended up on the news? (To the guys) Okay, I know what 你 may be thinking, but I didn’t kill the guy
Dressed Man: I know. It was one of Sanchez’s boys
Walter: Sanchez? Who is this Sanchez guy-
Dressed Man: Shut up
Walter: (Nervous) Okay
Dressed Man: Now we know that 你 have our money, so where is it
Walter: Don’t worry. I have it right here (Hands him the thousand dollars he had)
Dressed Man: Last I checked, there was fifty thousand dollars. This is just one thousand.
Walter: Well, the rest is at 首页 and the rest are with my friend
Dressed Man: Interesting. What do 你 say we go and get it. We’ll drive 你 there
Walter: Hey, that sounds like a good idea (They walk to the car)
Dressed Man: Tell me, are 你 claustrophobic?
Walter: Well, I really wouldn’t say so, but- (The other two grab him and stuff him into the trunk) Hey, what the hell do 你 pricks think you’re doing. Get me the hell out of here
(The three men get into the car and drive off)
Walter: (Sitting in the trunk) Jesus. I wonder how many bodies got stuffed into here (The car stops) Why are we stopping
(Muffled shouting can be heard)
Walter: What is going on?
(Gun 火, 消防 is heard)
Walter: Okay, that’s gunfire. Why do I hear gunfire?
(The gunfire gets louder)
Walter: Why is it getting louder?
(Bullets hit through the 树干 door)
Walter: (Panicking) Okay, now is a good time to loose it (Kicks the trunk) Someone get me out of here (The 树干 opens due to being weakened 由 the door) (Walter falls out as a car speeds off) Oh god. Where the hell am I? (Looks around and sees the three men dead) Oh god. Oh my god. Oh, this is bad (Sees a small wallet on the ground. He takes it, and runs off in the opposite direction, and out of the alleyway)
Walter: (Sitting in a taxi cab) (His phone rings) Hello?
Phillip: Hey, Walter?
Walter: Phillip? Listen, I need to talk to you? Where are you?
Phillip: I’m at the police station
Walter: Don’t move
Phillip: That won’t be too hard
Police Officer: Hey, are 你 done in there
Criminal: Yeah, some of us have to use our phone call too
Walter: (Sits in the police station waiting room)
African American: I’m telling you, I didn’t 火, 消防 those guns
Police Officer: We just want to ask 你 some questions
African American: Then why am I wearing cuffs?
Police Officer: I 说 WE would ask the questions. Not you
Walter: (Sits in the waiting room)
Phillip: (Walks into the waiting room) Hey, Walter-
Walter: Phillip, I think we screwed up?
Phillip: What do 你 mean?
Walter: There were these guys, they 说 they knew about us, and that they want the money, and they 说 something about Sanchez. I don’t know, it’s crazy. They stuffed me in a 树干 and know that we took the money
Phillip: Oh man… What are we gonna do?
Walter: I don’t know. I guess all we can do is take the money and go to these guy’s leader and hand it to them
Phillip: But won’t we be killed if that happens
Walter: Better if I die than have my son get involved. They’d probably use him to have us come to them. What about your mother
Phillip: …. I guess you’re right
Walter: Yeah, I guess I am. I found this 下一个 to one of the bodies (Holds out a wallet)
Phillip: Why did 你 take the wallet
Walter: I thought maybe it could be helpful. Now loon (Shows a small phone number to a man named Ricardo) I think this may be their boss. I say we call them, and arrange a meeting. And make sure 你 bring the money
Phillip: Alright.
Walter: And remember. Once we’re done with this, we’ll go back to trying to make money, and it will do a better job. And make sure to buy real 枪 this time
Phillip: Oh come on, they are expensive
Walter: They are not. Anyone can buy a gun. Even the homeless could afford a gun
Lenny: What’s this?
Walter: This, buddy, is my latest paycheck
Lenny: So I take it 你 got a new job?
Walter: Hell yeah. I made 更多 money than ever before
Lenny: So, what kind of job did 你 get
Walter: Well…
Bishop: A robber?
Phillip: Yeah. We bought some masks, spray painted a few guns, and now we make hundreds of dollars
Bishop: That… is the most awesome thing ever
Lenny: A robber?!
Walter: What? What’s wrong
Lenny: (Putting a closed sign on the door) What’s wrong?! 你 robbed a gas station and decided to bring the money here
Walter: Hey, don’t worry. I wasn’t caught, and they never saw our faces
Lenny: Do 你 know how easy it is to find criminals nowadays
Walter: Don’t worry. They probably 说 it was a middle class black man. I’ll be fine as long as I keep quiet about this
Lenny: I hope your right. I wouldn’t want anyone getting any ideas.
Phillip: I know. They never saw it coming. I’m just glad no one caught us
Bishop: Man, 你 guys are so awesome. It must have been like something out of one of those action movies
Phillip: Well… kinda. Just a lot 更多 dangerous than I would have thought
Walter: (Driving down the 街, 街道 at night, while listening to the radio)
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(A black Rolls Royce drives up behind him)
Walter: I wonder who that is
(The car slows down)
Walter: (Waves for him to go up front)
(The car drives in front and stops)
Walter: What the hell?
(Three dressed men get out of the car and walk toward Walter’s car)
Walter: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap (Puts the car in reverse and drives down the road)
(The three men get back in their Royce and begin to follow him)
Walter: (Turns the car and starts driving off)
(The three men chase after Walter)
Walter: Oh God, oh God, oh God (Tries to call Phillip)
Phillip: (In the car with Bishop, smoking marijuana)
(Phillip’s phone rings, but he ignores it)
Walter: Goddamn it, Phillip (Puts his phone away and keeps driving)
(The three men begin to catch up to Walter)
Walter: (Speed up, trying to lose them, but his car isn’t even nearly as fast)
(A 秒 car drives out in front of Walter)
Walter: What the hell! (Stops the car)
(The men behind him get out of the car)
Walter: (Steps out of the car quickly and holds his hands up in the air) Look guys, I don’t want any trouble
Dressed Man: Where’s the money?
Walter: Uh… what?
Dressed Man: Where is the money? I want to know! I was told that my men had my money stashed in a car parked in an alleyway. That was the last thing he 说 before he was shot. And I believe I saw a pretty crappy car on the news fitting the 设计 of that car right there
Walter: (Whispers to himself) Oh crap, that ended up on the news? (To the guys) Okay, I know what 你 may be thinking, but I didn’t kill the guy
Dressed Man: I know. It was one of Sanchez’s boys
Walter: Sanchez? Who is this Sanchez guy-
Dressed Man: Shut up
Walter: (Nervous) Okay
Dressed Man: Now we know that 你 have our money, so where is it
Walter: Don’t worry. I have it right here (Hands him the thousand dollars he had)
Dressed Man: Last I checked, there was fifty thousand dollars. This is just one thousand.
Walter: Well, the rest is at 首页 and the rest are with my friend
Dressed Man: Interesting. What do 你 say we go and get it. We’ll drive 你 there
Walter: Hey, that sounds like a good idea (They walk to the car)
Dressed Man: Tell me, are 你 claustrophobic?
Walter: Well, I really wouldn’t say so, but- (The other two grab him and stuff him into the trunk) Hey, what the hell do 你 pricks think you’re doing. Get me the hell out of here
(The three men get into the car and drive off)
Walter: (Sitting in the trunk) Jesus. I wonder how many bodies got stuffed into here (The car stops) Why are we stopping
(Muffled shouting can be heard)
Walter: What is going on?
(Gun 火, 消防 is heard)
Walter: Okay, that’s gunfire. Why do I hear gunfire?
(The gunfire gets louder)
Walter: Why is it getting louder?
(Bullets hit through the 树干 door)
Walter: (Panicking) Okay, now is a good time to loose it (Kicks the trunk) Someone get me out of here (The 树干 opens due to being weakened 由 the door) (Walter falls out as a car speeds off) Oh god. Where the hell am I? (Looks around and sees the three men dead) Oh god. Oh my god. Oh, this is bad (Sees a small wallet on the ground. He takes it, and runs off in the opposite direction, and out of the alleyway)
Walter: (Sitting in a taxi cab) (His phone rings) Hello?
Phillip: Hey, Walter?
Walter: Phillip? Listen, I need to talk to you? Where are you?
Phillip: I’m at the police station
Walter: Don’t move
Phillip: That won’t be too hard
Police Officer: Hey, are 你 done in there
Criminal: Yeah, some of us have to use our phone call too
Walter: (Sits in the police station waiting room)
African American: I’m telling you, I didn’t 火, 消防 those guns
Police Officer: We just want to ask 你 some questions
African American: Then why am I wearing cuffs?
Police Officer: I 说 WE would ask the questions. Not you
Walter: (Sits in the waiting room)
Phillip: (Walks into the waiting room) Hey, Walter-
Walter: Phillip, I think we screwed up?
Phillip: What do 你 mean?
Walter: There were these guys, they 说 they knew about us, and that they want the money, and they 说 something about Sanchez. I don’t know, it’s crazy. They stuffed me in a 树干 and know that we took the money
Phillip: Oh man… What are we gonna do?
Walter: I don’t know. I guess all we can do is take the money and go to these guy’s leader and hand it to them
Phillip: But won’t we be killed if that happens
Walter: Better if I die than have my son get involved. They’d probably use him to have us come to them. What about your mother
Phillip: …. I guess you’re right
Walter: Yeah, I guess I am. I found this 下一个 to one of the bodies (Holds out a wallet)
Phillip: Why did 你 take the wallet
Walter: I thought maybe it could be helpful. Now loon (Shows a small phone number to a man named Ricardo) I think this may be their boss. I say we call them, and arrange a meeting. And make sure 你 bring the money
Phillip: Alright.
Walter: And remember. Once we’re done with this, we’ll go back to trying to make money, and it will do a better job. And make sure to buy real 枪 this time
Phillip: Oh come on, they are expensive
Walter: They are not. Anyone can buy a gun. Even the homeless could afford a gun
Bowser: bwahaha!
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*