windwakerguy430 Article: Walking dead spoof 3... Part 5

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Rick: (releases everyone from the train cart) Yo.. What's everyone in there? There's a battle going on..

Everyone groans a bit as they come out.

Rick: (shooting AK47 at off view enemy) GLOOORY!

After nearly 20 分钟 of fighting, the entire group escapes.

While in the forest outside of Terminus, Rick, due to his rare moment of intelligence, proposes they finish off the surviving Terminus residents, which many members of the group disagree with. Suddenly, Carol reveals herself to the group. Rick learns she was the one who caused the explosion which led to their escape. She leads the group to the 舱, 小木屋 where she, Tyreese and Judith were hiding out, and Rick and Carl are happily reunited with Judith. The group moves away from Terminus, and Rick scratches out a Terminus sign, changing the wording to "No Sanctuary".

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Video Game Plot Twists

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Video games have a lot of story in them nowadays. Back then, when it was just squares on a TV screen, all 你 did was 移动 around and run and shoot… and occasionally jump. Games back then were a lot 更多 simple to follow than today. But that is what makes games of today so awesome. They have tons of plot and story in them, making them 更多 well thought out than games of yesterday. But, no better are a game’s story shown than the plot twist. Those moments when the story is changed in a different direction, surprising the player and keeping them interested. These usually come just to surprise...

Villains From My Original Stories

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Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White 手套 Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused 由 the White 手套 Killer. He was soon found out to be the White 手套 Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel 迷失 without his mentors help...

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What's Your Take - 文章 259 - Metroid DIE School

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………….. 耶稣 Christ, people. I mean, 耶稣 FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already 展示你 all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the 作者 telling us that the Big Dance, 或者 rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. 你 know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...

Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Worst Movie Endings

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There are a lot of 电影院 out there. And a lot of 电影院 have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from 电影院 that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my 总体, 整体 thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Most Hated Movie Cliches

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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in 电影院 that just plain piss me off. So, I present to 你 all my 列表 for the 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for 更多 than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...

29 Bosses in Dead Rising

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Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it 或者 not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, 街, 街道 Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the 年 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed 你 to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...

Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Five 最喜爱的 Sidequests in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

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Now, if 你 know me, 你 would know that my 最喜爱的 game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my 秒最喜爱的 Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. 你 kinda lack good sidequests. I guess 任天堂 used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell 你 all the 最佳, 返回页首 Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give 你 items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...

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What's Your Take - 文章 98 - A Haunting Most MariNO

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嘿 everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb 语录 are "Welcome to Hell World" 或者 "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...

What's Your Take - 文章 67 - Feeble 3 (Collab with Button Mash)

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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...

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What's Your Take - 文章 51 - WHYire Challenge

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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the 火, 消防 Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 你 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 你 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 你 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 火, 消防 challenge, where 你 set yourself on 火, 消防 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

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What's Your Take - 文章 43 - GTA 4 VS GTA 5

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I'm going to say something that will probably piss 你 all off so much that 你 may hate me for it, so 你 should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate 评论 already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little 更多 due to its story. It was a little 更多 (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...

Original Story: Neon City

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~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....

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Walking dead sppof.. Chapter 7

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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he 说 "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 2: A God So... Godly?

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你 died…. What else do 你 want. 你 just died… Okay, fine. 你 then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, 你 came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And 你 said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And 你 just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. 你 got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated 你 from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...

Chapter 9

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Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When 你 been a "stripper" as long as I have 你 know when 你 met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out 由表演 like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: 由 Morgan, hope 你 never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...

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Detective Smith Episode 1: The Blood Bandit

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Detective Smith: The 伦敦 Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit

January 4th 12:32 PM 伦敦 Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a 最佳, 返回页首 hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...

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What's Your Take - 文章 102 - Red Dead Redemption's Stranger

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Now, I 爱情 Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, 或者 God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the 下一个 life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Fifteen OTHER Hated Cartoon Characters

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Scrappy Doo

Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Characters in 动画片 and my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Characters in 日本动漫 lists, I noticed that there are a LOT 更多 hated characters in 动画片 and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little 日本动漫 characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...

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Wind 答案 Stupid 问题

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“Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what 你 learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But 由 that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel 或者 a crying smiley face”
Oh 你 innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can 你 actually lose weight 由 rubbing your stomach”...

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Worst Horror 电影院

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Now, I 爱情 horror movies. Their easily my 最喜爱的 genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 电影院 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 电影院 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 电影院 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 或者 Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 - Now, before 你 all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 was...