Hello, everyone. Now, 万圣节前夕 is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different 最佳, 返回页首 tens for the 下一个 following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the 最佳, 返回页首 ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that 你 find lurking the in the depths of hell, 或者 in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, 或者 played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these lists easier. Now, let us start the list. (Also, don’t expect these lists to be as huge as my normal lists. Just putting it out there)
#10: Lou from 吉他 Hero III: Legends of Rock
A devil that plays a rock version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Wow, we’re starting this 列表 off strong, aren’t we. Lou started out as your band’s manager, helping your band get 更多 and 更多 famous. However, after a disagreement with him, he reveals that he is a demon, and that the contract 你 signed with states that 你 sold your soul to him, and he drags 你 to hell to where 你 now have to play The Devil Went Down to Georgia in a rock-off. This is one of the coolest bosses I have seen in a game. The notes come at 你 lightning fast, and 你 need to hit every key. And if 你 lose, the devil will play an incredibly long finishing song just to mess with you. I mean, come on. 你 already took my soul, do 你 need to gloat about it
#9: Beelzebub IV from Beelzebub
Now, from the looks of things, this adorable infant doesn’t seem like much. But trust me, this little demons personality shows just how much of a demon he is. He starts out as a crybaby, but soon got braver as the series went on. He is known to enjoy violence, exposed flesh, heavy metal music, and demonic looking toys. He also has a hatred for clothing for some messed up reason. Not to mention, he is always getting Oga, his guardian in the human world, into trouble with stronger men, and this little baby always has to get him out of it. But, this baby can fight, and in some odd ways. One of his oddest methods of attack is his urine, which is 说 to appear very rarely, but when it does, he urinates so much, that it could flood an entire village. Yeah, so we have a demon baby who literally pisses a river. Way to go, Japan.
#8: Satan from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
A devil that plays the guitar- Wait, this sounds familiar. Okay, so, why is this devil better than the devil from 吉他 Hero III. One (Or rather two) reasons… Jack Black and Kyle Gass are the guys he is up against… That is awesome. The Devil was mentioned in a story about the creation of the Pick of Destiny, a legendary 吉他 pick forged from the Devil’s chipped tooth used to play some of the greatest songs in the history of rock. Once Tenacious D find and break it, the Devil comes, and nearly kills them, but he is then forced into a rock off with them. And the Devil, let me tell you, plays a masterpiece of rock music, as Tenacious D says. So, what does Tenacious D do to beat him… 由 唱歌 what sounds like gibberish and jumping around. It’s pretty stupid. All I can say is that this is a pretty funny scene, and that the Devil makes it all the 更多 funny.
#7: 犬夜叉 from Inuyasha
Oh man, let me tell you, this one fills me with a lot of nostalgia when I woke up and watched this 显示 at 6 in the morning when I was a kid. 犬夜叉 is a demon who would refuse to back down from a fight, though he was known for doing whatever he could to defend those he cared about, even if it put him in even 更多 danger than what he was in. However, when he is not fighting, he is just some hotheaded jerk who would hit anyone just for annoying him, even kids at one point. However, as a demon, he kept this a secret, because he was sure that letting out the fact that he was a demon could get him killed, which it nearly did on the night of the full moon (Which would take much 更多 time to explain than what I have to make this article). 犬夜叉 is a powerful fighter, and a good friend, making him one of the 更多 heroic demons on this list.
#6: Dante from Devil May Cry
I couldn’t help it. I know he is only half-demon, but demon is still a demon, so he is going on the list. However, due to the fact that he already appeared in my 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的 Video Game Character’s list, he can’t make the 最佳, 返回页首 five. However, he is still a major badass. After being a loveable cocky douchebag in the first two games, he came out 更多 mature, but still a loveable cocky douchebag. All this guy does is kill demons and loves to make fun of it, easily making him one of the funniest video game characters, while at the same time, being one of the most awesome. And, just to ease confusion, this whole time, I was talking about Dante from Devil May Cry’s 1, 2, 3, 4. Not that god awful 情绪硬核 Dante from DMC. Anyway, Dante is an awesome character, who fights demons, and cracks jokes about it, and he is still one of my 最喜爱的 video game characters.
#5: Scanty and Kneesocks from Panty and 袜, 放养 with Garterbelt
FINALLY, I get to talk about these two. Scanty and Kneesocks (Or, the Demon Sisters) Only care about rules and order. However, the way they try to achieve these goals are pretty tyrannical, controlling everyone around them, and creating demons in the process. The funny thing though is, Panty and 袜, 放养 weren’t interested in the demons. They just wanted to get at the Demon Sisters because they wanted order, and the Anarchy Sisters were all “Oh, to hell with that. Lets mess them up”. I also really like the designs of the Demon Sisters… Then again, I like all of the designs in this anime, so that isn’t saying much… Um…… I think they both have some kind of cream and foot fetish? Is that enough information to 移动 on… I hope so, cause I am.
#4: Hellboy from Hellboy
Oh hell yeah. Never in my life have I ever heard such an intimidating voice be used on a good guy before. Probably because I always imagined Ron Perlman to voice someone evil… Oh right, he did (Slade from Teen Titans). Anyway, back on topic. Hellboy was found as an infant after Nazi soldiers tried to bring creatures from 太空 to their world. Years later, Hellboy grew up to be large jerk with 更多 hormones than a disruptive teen, but kicks 更多 屁股 than Bruce Lee. Hellboy works with the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, beating the crap out of any monster that threatens human life, even though humans don’t look to kindly to him, since… Well, he’s a demon. Hellboy is a major badass, and, I am so glad that both Hellboy 电影院 have positive reviews.
#3: Sebastian from Black Butler
你 know, I was planning on putting this guy as number one on a 列表 for 最佳, 返回页首 Ten 日本动漫 butlers, but one, I realized there wasn’t that many butlers in anime, and two, this guy really isn’t a nice butler. Sebastian is indeed loyal to his master, Ciel, carrying out every task that Ciel gives Sebastian, and he does it without hesitation. However, behind this, he is really a heartless sadist, who enjoys fighting at his master’s orders, and even once delayed saving Ciel, as he enjoyed the sight of it. He also sees no good in anyone, even claiming that his master is a spoiled brat who treats his butlers with little respect. Not to mention, he is actually fascinated in humans, since he is a demon, who lacks caring emotions. I may not have seen Black Butler, but DAMN IT, I WANT TO NOW!
#2: Lucifer from Dante’s Inferno
This is the closest representation to the actual devil we have on this list. Not to mention, the 设计 of him is freaking awesome…. Could have done without the giant devil penis however. Anyway, Lucifer’s goal was to lure Dante (No, not the Devil May Cry Dante, obviously) to Hell, so Dante could break the chains holding Lucifer’s prison. After breaking the prison, and after destroying yet ANOTHER prison, which holds the real Lucifer, the boss fight begins, and it is actually pretty awesome. After that, 你 then throw him right back into his jail, but, as it turns out, he is not truly dead, so it is unknown if he is really defeated. Still, it is awesome how well they portrayed Lucifer as the actual Bible description, and I 爱情 everything about this guy… Except the penis… obviously.
#1: Pazuzu from The Exorcist
Okay, here we are. And JESUS, I couldn’t have picked a scarier demon. First off, this demon is possessing the body of a young girl, something that is full of innocence and life, and the devil just goes right ahead and possesses it. But what he does in her body is just screwed up. He twists her head, makes her shoot projectile vomit, swear constantly, attack others, twist her body in some of the most terrifying ways possible, and basically try to fight off the priests who are trying to get Pazuzu out of her. But, the reason that I put Pazuzu at the number one spot is because this was the only demon on this 列表 that actually terrified me. The fact that a deadly demon from hell can possess an innocent girl is just horrifying. Not to mention (SPOILERS) The only way he is defeated is when he possess the body of one of the priests, a very holy man, I should remind you, and the priest kills himself just to get rid of the demon. That is terrifying. And that is what makes Pazuzu the number one demon on this list… Okay, nitpick, but his name is stupid…. Just had to say it.
Well, there 你 have it. Did 你 enjoy the list? Tell me what 你 thought of it below. With that said, I will see 你 all 下一个 time
#10: Lou from 吉他 Hero III: Legends of Rock
A devil that plays a rock version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Wow, we’re starting this 列表 off strong, aren’t we. Lou started out as your band’s manager, helping your band get 更多 and 更多 famous. However, after a disagreement with him, he reveals that he is a demon, and that the contract 你 signed with states that 你 sold your soul to him, and he drags 你 to hell to where 你 now have to play The Devil Went Down to Georgia in a rock-off. This is one of the coolest bosses I have seen in a game. The notes come at 你 lightning fast, and 你 need to hit every key. And if 你 lose, the devil will play an incredibly long finishing song just to mess with you. I mean, come on. 你 already took my soul, do 你 need to gloat about it
#9: Beelzebub IV from Beelzebub
Now, from the looks of things, this adorable infant doesn’t seem like much. But trust me, this little demons personality shows just how much of a demon he is. He starts out as a crybaby, but soon got braver as the series went on. He is known to enjoy violence, exposed flesh, heavy metal music, and demonic looking toys. He also has a hatred for clothing for some messed up reason. Not to mention, he is always getting Oga, his guardian in the human world, into trouble with stronger men, and this little baby always has to get him out of it. But, this baby can fight, and in some odd ways. One of his oddest methods of attack is his urine, which is 说 to appear very rarely, but when it does, he urinates so much, that it could flood an entire village. Yeah, so we have a demon baby who literally pisses a river. Way to go, Japan.
#8: Satan from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
A devil that plays the guitar- Wait, this sounds familiar. Okay, so, why is this devil better than the devil from 吉他 Hero III. One (Or rather two) reasons… Jack Black and Kyle Gass are the guys he is up against… That is awesome. The Devil was mentioned in a story about the creation of the Pick of Destiny, a legendary 吉他 pick forged from the Devil’s chipped tooth used to play some of the greatest songs in the history of rock. Once Tenacious D find and break it, the Devil comes, and nearly kills them, but he is then forced into a rock off with them. And the Devil, let me tell you, plays a masterpiece of rock music, as Tenacious D says. So, what does Tenacious D do to beat him… 由 唱歌 what sounds like gibberish and jumping around. It’s pretty stupid. All I can say is that this is a pretty funny scene, and that the Devil makes it all the 更多 funny.
#7: 犬夜叉 from Inuyasha
Oh man, let me tell you, this one fills me with a lot of nostalgia when I woke up and watched this 显示 at 6 in the morning when I was a kid. 犬夜叉 is a demon who would refuse to back down from a fight, though he was known for doing whatever he could to defend those he cared about, even if it put him in even 更多 danger than what he was in. However, when he is not fighting, he is just some hotheaded jerk who would hit anyone just for annoying him, even kids at one point. However, as a demon, he kept this a secret, because he was sure that letting out the fact that he was a demon could get him killed, which it nearly did on the night of the full moon (Which would take much 更多 time to explain than what I have to make this article). 犬夜叉 is a powerful fighter, and a good friend, making him one of the 更多 heroic demons on this list.
#6: Dante from Devil May Cry
I couldn’t help it. I know he is only half-demon, but demon is still a demon, so he is going on the list. However, due to the fact that he already appeared in my 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的 Video Game Character’s list, he can’t make the 最佳, 返回页首 five. However, he is still a major badass. After being a loveable cocky douchebag in the first two games, he came out 更多 mature, but still a loveable cocky douchebag. All this guy does is kill demons and loves to make fun of it, easily making him one of the funniest video game characters, while at the same time, being one of the most awesome. And, just to ease confusion, this whole time, I was talking about Dante from Devil May Cry’s 1, 2, 3, 4. Not that god awful 情绪硬核 Dante from DMC. Anyway, Dante is an awesome character, who fights demons, and cracks jokes about it, and he is still one of my 最喜爱的 video game characters.
#5: Scanty and Kneesocks from Panty and 袜, 放养 with Garterbelt
FINALLY, I get to talk about these two. Scanty and Kneesocks (Or, the Demon Sisters) Only care about rules and order. However, the way they try to achieve these goals are pretty tyrannical, controlling everyone around them, and creating demons in the process. The funny thing though is, Panty and 袜, 放养 weren’t interested in the demons. They just wanted to get at the Demon Sisters because they wanted order, and the Anarchy Sisters were all “Oh, to hell with that. Lets mess them up”. I also really like the designs of the Demon Sisters… Then again, I like all of the designs in this anime, so that isn’t saying much… Um…… I think they both have some kind of cream and foot fetish? Is that enough information to 移动 on… I hope so, cause I am.
#4: Hellboy from Hellboy
Oh hell yeah. Never in my life have I ever heard such an intimidating voice be used on a good guy before. Probably because I always imagined Ron Perlman to voice someone evil… Oh right, he did (Slade from Teen Titans). Anyway, back on topic. Hellboy was found as an infant after Nazi soldiers tried to bring creatures from 太空 to their world. Years later, Hellboy grew up to be large jerk with 更多 hormones than a disruptive teen, but kicks 更多 屁股 than Bruce Lee. Hellboy works with the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, beating the crap out of any monster that threatens human life, even though humans don’t look to kindly to him, since… Well, he’s a demon. Hellboy is a major badass, and, I am so glad that both Hellboy 电影院 have positive reviews.
#3: Sebastian from Black Butler
你 know, I was planning on putting this guy as number one on a 列表 for 最佳, 返回页首 Ten 日本动漫 butlers, but one, I realized there wasn’t that many butlers in anime, and two, this guy really isn’t a nice butler. Sebastian is indeed loyal to his master, Ciel, carrying out every task that Ciel gives Sebastian, and he does it without hesitation. However, behind this, he is really a heartless sadist, who enjoys fighting at his master’s orders, and even once delayed saving Ciel, as he enjoyed the sight of it. He also sees no good in anyone, even claiming that his master is a spoiled brat who treats his butlers with little respect. Not to mention, he is actually fascinated in humans, since he is a demon, who lacks caring emotions. I may not have seen Black Butler, but DAMN IT, I WANT TO NOW!
#2: Lucifer from Dante’s Inferno
This is the closest representation to the actual devil we have on this list. Not to mention, the 设计 of him is freaking awesome…. Could have done without the giant devil penis however. Anyway, Lucifer’s goal was to lure Dante (No, not the Devil May Cry Dante, obviously) to Hell, so Dante could break the chains holding Lucifer’s prison. After breaking the prison, and after destroying yet ANOTHER prison, which holds the real Lucifer, the boss fight begins, and it is actually pretty awesome. After that, 你 then throw him right back into his jail, but, as it turns out, he is not truly dead, so it is unknown if he is really defeated. Still, it is awesome how well they portrayed Lucifer as the actual Bible description, and I 爱情 everything about this guy… Except the penis… obviously.
#1: Pazuzu from The Exorcist
Okay, here we are. And JESUS, I couldn’t have picked a scarier demon. First off, this demon is possessing the body of a young girl, something that is full of innocence and life, and the devil just goes right ahead and possesses it. But what he does in her body is just screwed up. He twists her head, makes her shoot projectile vomit, swear constantly, attack others, twist her body in some of the most terrifying ways possible, and basically try to fight off the priests who are trying to get Pazuzu out of her. But, the reason that I put Pazuzu at the number one spot is because this was the only demon on this 列表 that actually terrified me. The fact that a deadly demon from hell can possess an innocent girl is just horrifying. Not to mention (SPOILERS) The only way he is defeated is when he possess the body of one of the priests, a very holy man, I should remind you, and the priest kills himself just to get rid of the demon. That is terrifying. And that is what makes Pazuzu the number one demon on this list… Okay, nitpick, but his name is stupid…. Just had to say it.
Well, there 你 have it. Did 你 enjoy the list? Tell me what 你 thought of it below. With that said, I will see 你 all 下一个 time
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Two of the most well known horror writers ever, H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe, have created some of the most twisted and most macabre horror stories that we all know and 爱情 like Call of Cthulhu, The Black Cat, Shadows Over Innsmouth, The Tell-Tale Heart, Mountains of Madness, and the Fall of the House of Usher. They both have made very influential work, yet what makes them so interesting is how different they are. So, what is it about these two that make them so different. Well, that’s what I wish to talk about with 你 today.
We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...
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Well, here comes a game even I wasn’t expecting to talk about till I played it. When I was surfing through the indie titles of the 任天堂 Switch when I had little to no games for it, one game that caught my attention was The 老友记 of Ringo Ishikawa. I remember hearing there was a sort of River City Ransom esque game and I thought it was this. The trailers made it look that way. Little did I know that I was completely wrong. And despite that, I couldn’t be happier with what I had played.
The 老友记 of Ringo Ishikawa follows… Ringo Ishikawa, a young Japanese high...
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The 老友记 of Ringo Ishikawa follows… Ringo Ishikawa, a young Japanese high...
After the Rage Guy, this was the 秒 of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed 或者 lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his 秒 comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see 你 all 下一个 time
So I know that, in an 文章 that I made some time ago, that I 说 that Melee was probably my least 最喜爱的 Smash Bros. game. And I still happily joke about it, if only to piss off 粉丝 of the game. But looking at it now, I probably put the most time and had the most fun with Smash. Bros Melee. And well, here we are now. The first Smash Bros. entry on this list.
So during the good old days when my choices in consoles were a PS2, an Xbox, 或者 a Gamecube (And no one gave a shit about the Dreamcast), your choices were Halo for Xbox, Metal Gear Solid for PS2, 或者 Super Smash Bros. Melee....
So yes, I have had the name for five years. I have always talked about Wind Waker and it being my 最喜爱的 game ever. And I have talked about it endlessly and why I loved it so much. And even with all the games I have ever played, with all of the games I have experienced and loved, they still never compare. I am aware that they are all better games, technically. Dark Souls has better combat, Resident Evil 4 has 更多 polish, and Metal Gear Solid 3 has a better story. But Wind Waker is different, cause it was the game that came at the right time.
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When I was a kid, I never watched a whole lot of Nickelodeon. I was 更多 of a Cartoon Network kid, honestly. But from time to time, I would always switch the channel to watch Spongebob Squarepants, a classic from mine and a lot of kids childhoods (Up until season 4, but we try not to talk about that). The 显示 was 流行的 enough to get a few video games based on it, and I heard they were pretty good. And being the child I was, I was able to get one of these games, and I was told it’s the best one. And it was. Introducing one of the few licensed games on this 列表 is Spongebob Squarepants:...
