This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, 你 can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought 你 liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, 你 lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, 你 say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never 说 slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic 显示 start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic 显示 in Pornstarville *Looks at the 标题 above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do 你 want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
彩虹 Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: 嘿 look, someone turned that 日本动漫 anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better 巢穴, den, 书房 you.
Trixie: Okay, what can 你 do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit 你 do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do 更多 than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if 你 let me finish-
Snips: She 说 that's it!! Are 你 deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell 你 what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* 嘿 SHUT UP 你 ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* 你 started that unnecessary shouting. What can 你 do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted 足球 mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a 足球 ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: 你 like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can 你 do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at 彩虹 Dash* What about you?
彩虹 Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can 你 do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
彩虹 Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go 彩虹 Dash, you're the best!
彩虹 Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
彩虹 Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: 你 说 你 have strong self confidence.
彩虹 Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see 你 use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
彩虹 Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets 彩虹 Dash hitched to the wagons* If 你 succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, 你 better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, 你 have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
彩虹 Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies 阅读 this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a 墙 five times*
Canada24: This needs 更多 creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: 嘿 man, 你 说 you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* 彩虹 Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, 你 can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought 你 liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, 你 lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, 你 say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never 说 slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic 显示 start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic 显示 in Pornstarville *Looks at the 标题 above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do 你 want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
彩虹 Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: 嘿 look, someone turned that 日本动漫 anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better 巢穴, den, 书房 you.
Trixie: Okay, what can 你 do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit 你 do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do 更多 than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if 你 let me finish-
Snips: She 说 that's it!! Are 你 deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell 你 what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* 嘿 SHUT UP 你 ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* 你 started that unnecessary shouting. What can 你 do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted 足球 mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a 足球 ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: 你 like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can 你 do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at 彩虹 Dash* What about you?
彩虹 Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can 你 do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
彩虹 Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go 彩虹 Dash, you're the best!
彩虹 Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
彩虹 Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: 你 说 你 have strong self confidence.
彩虹 Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see 你 use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
彩虹 Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets 彩虹 Dash hitched to the wagons* If 你 succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, 你 better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, 你 have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
彩虹 Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies 阅读 this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a 墙 five times*
Canada24: This needs 更多 creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: 嘿 man, 你 说 you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* 彩虹 Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
It’s that time again. Time for me to talk about a Suda game. Suda games are usually a hit 或者 a miss between audiences. They can become cult classics like No 更多 超能英雄 and Killer7, 或者 they can be completely forgotten like Diabolical Pitch. His games are only really considered 由 people who enjoy his style of storytelling and over-the-top gameplay. So it’s no surprise that I enjoy a good portion of his games. And one that I will be talking about today is the overly colorful and bubbly zombie hack n’ 斯莱什 game, Lollipop Chainsaw
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~Story~
Lollipop Chainsaw is a game that follows the...
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If 你 seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.
#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".
#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end 你 would not see coming..
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A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked 由 a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..
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If 你 seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.
#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".
#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end 你 would not see coming..
#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked 由 a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..
#5: ONE 小时 PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
The 圈, 圈子 comes from the right, followed 由 Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
Song: link
An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.
Alan: *Sitting 下一个 to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.
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Six Shooters 3
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Art by AquaMarine
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Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
