Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? 你 mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, 嘿 Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... 嘿 Orca.
Orca: So, 你 want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for 你 to teach me a new 移动 so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's 内裤 says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few 分钟 of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are 你 ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new 移动 is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if 你 were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do 你 feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a 移动 that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a 淋浴 in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time 你 did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? 你 mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, 嘿 Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... 嘿 Orca.
Orca: So, 你 want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for 你 to teach me a new 移动 so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's 内裤 says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few 分钟 of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are 你 ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new 移动 is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if 你 were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do 你 feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a 移动 that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a 淋浴 in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time 你 did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
The 圈, 圈子 slides in from the right, followed 由 Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present
Men: *Racing hot rods*
Six Shooters 2
Men: *Racing in other hot rods*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
Kristen 钟, 贝尔 as Amy Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Also Starring
Mark Salling as Frank Sullivan
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
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So let’s just get this out of the way while there is still time. I 爱情 the Persona franchise. I was planning on doing a big project with it, but now isn’t the right time, so… later. But for now, let’s talk about the first of a few Persona games that will be appearing on the list. And what better game to talk about than one that mashes both of my loves into one. Persona and Fighting games. It’s Persona 4 Arena Ultimax baby!
The story is a follow up to Arena, the first one, which I have not played (oops). It involves an event known as the P1 Climax, a fighting tournament that...
Back when I was just a wee lad that had first stepped into the world of fighting games and thought Melee was the greatest fighting game in the world, the word Soul Calibur got thrown around quite a bit. I was told it was something unique to itself, allowing weapons. And then I was reminded of Mortal Kombat: Deception, but Soul Calibur is better known for weapon fighting. So the chance I got to play Soul Calibur V, I hated it. I hated the story, the characters, and the lack of major features, and decided to let this game die. But after some time, and realizing that Soul Calibur III was...
So, Resident Evil VII’s Not a Hero and End of Zoe DLC came out recently. I could be reviewing that… But I also could review a totally different Resident Evil game from over a decade ago… Yeah, let’s do that one instead. So, despite that Resident Evil VII got some new DLC, I want to review another Resident Evil game. One that seems to have a massive divide in the community of the Resident Evil fanbase. Some people like this game while others don’t. And no, it isn’t Resident Evil 5 或者 Resident Evil: Revelations. Instead, it’s the first controversial pick, Resident Evil Zero.
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So remember when I started Corner of Horror and talked about Five Nights at Freddy’s, a horror game that I just cannot stand yet it managed to get a whole lot of publicity and popularity? Yeah, I still don’t like it. But if anything created an even bigger fandom, it had to be the indie game, Undertale. But unlike Five Nights at Freddy’s, I actually like Undertale. In fact, I 爱情 Undertale. Let’s talk about why I 爱情 Undertale so much.
Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
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Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...
So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either 街, 街道 Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, 街, 街道 Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was 更多 refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that...
Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. 或者 a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the 万圣节前夕 season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I 爱情 The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.
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