Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it 或者 not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, 街, 街道 Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the 年 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed 你 to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better than the original, and it was a hundred times funner to play. So, now that I got Dead Rising 3 (And I pray that Capcom didn’t fuck this one up), I decided to look back at what made the game fun. The bosses. 更多 specifically, the psychopaths. Now, each psychopath is a human enemy who has gone crazy, is using the outbreak to their advantage, 或者 just plain evil in general. So, to celebrate, I will count down all the bosses in Dead Risings 1 and 2. No Case Zero, Case West, 或者 Off The Record. Just 1 and 2, starting with my least 最喜爱的 bosses to favorite. Now, with that, lets start.
29: Bibi 爱情 (DR2) - Lets start with the psychopath that ISN’T EVEN A BOSS FIGHT!!! Bibi is a famous pop singer who, due to the outbreak, she is forced to make people watch her 显示 由 tying them up and placing bombs on their seats to make them watch. This would make the fight better except for one thing… THERE IS NO FUCKING FIGHT!!! Literally, all this psychopath fight is is a fucking fetch quest. Go get a drink, go get a suit, go lure some zombies near the stage. And, after that, 你 just do a shitty quick-time event mini-game. That’s. It. That’s the whole fight. Worse yet is that, 你 don’t get the satisfaction of watching her get ripped to shreds 由 zombies. Instead, 你 get to save her. BOOO. So, yeah, literally the worst psychopath in the game. Would have been better if there was, I don’t know A FUCKING FIGHT!!!
28: Cletus Samson (DR) - Now, this guy has the most boring backstory in the game. All he is is a redneck who owns a gun store…… That’s it. Though, the fight is good…. right! FUCKING WRONG!!! This guy spams his shotgun attack so many times, that 你 will mOre likely die before 你 can even get one fucking hit. Oh, and to make it worse, zombies will latch onto while you’re outside, making it impossible to move, and you’ll get shot some more. Oh, and if 你 think about going away to get something else to hit him with, DON’T BOTHER! One, 你 can’t even get close enough to hit him, because you’ll get knocked around with the shotgun, and, if 你 stop attacking for a short amount of time, HE REPLENISHES ALL HIS FUCKING HEALTH!!! Cletus is without a doubt the most annoying boss in Dead Rising… still better than no fight at all (Bibi….)
27: Leon 钟, 贝尔 (DR2) - Wow, this has to be the most unlikable character in the fucking game. Not only does he mock 你 with every chance he gets, but he is easily the most cheapest boss in the game. First off, his backstory. It’s nothing special, just that he wants to prove he’s better than Chuck, yatta yatta fucking yatta. But, the fight with him is just bullshit. No matter what 你 do, he will always hit 你 with his motorcycle. Worse, is that he has to make a bunch of annoying 评论 to you. And, every time 你 get one hit off him, he will ride away, only to have 你 get cut up some more, leaving 你 saying “Wow, that was real fucking cheap”. So, yeah, if 你 ask me, Leon is a fucking asshole. Thankfully, he gets burned to death, with Chuck saying one of the few other cheesiest lines he will say after defeating a psychopath. “Yeah, you’re on FIRE”. Oh, that was cheesy. But in a good way.
26: Paul Carson (DR) - Now, Paul is nothing 更多 than a nerd who got picked on, then decided to go around burning people. Okay, but that really doesn’t make up for the SHIT FIGHT!!! All this guy does is run away from 你 the whole time, throwing bombs all over the place as if he’s fucking Bomberman. He runs so fast that 你 can’t hit him with melee weapons, 或者 shoot him. Your best hope of hitting this prick is to get lucky, and that is not a good thing… ever. And, worse, after 你 beat him, he gets caught on fire, so, 你 have to save him 由 spraying him with a 火, 消防 extinguisher. However, its easier 说 than done, I’m afraid. But, unlike Bibi, you’ll wanna save him, because, when 你 do, he rewards 你 with a fucking molotov….. still doesn’t make up for the shit fight, though.
(Spoiler for Dead Rising 2)
25: Raymond Sullivan (DR2) - Wow, was this a disappointment. Sullivan, the whole time, was 表演 like an alley to you, who kept a calm head and wanted to do what benefit the others. However, it turns out that he was working for Phenotrans, the company that makes Zombrex, and who was responsible for causing the Fortune City Outbreak. Sullivan reveals that they needed to cause the outbreak because zombies held the insect, Queens, which are needed to make Zombrex, and without it, people would soon turn to zombies. Now, this was an amazing plot twist…. Sadly, it’s fucking ruined because of the crappy boss fight. The entire time, Sullivan is shooting the shit out of 你 with his gun and with fucking bombs, while 你 run around like a handicapped dog looking for 食物 to heal you. Oh, and if 你 think your powerful melee weapons will help, think again, because Sullivan will kick your 屁股 faster than Sonic the fucking Hedgehog, as he will 冲床 and kick 你 like crazy. I do have to admit, his death is satisfying. Seeing him get sliced in half is… wait, Chuck 说 he wouldn’t get out in one piece. Oooh, I see what 你 did Capcom. 你 are very clever….. scratch that, 你 WERE clever… then 你 made Resident Evil 6 and…. Uh, anyway….
(Spoilers for Dead Rising 1)
24: Carlito Keyes (DR) - Oh for fucks sake, why can’t the main villain fights be good… anyway, Carlito is responsible for the Willamette Outbreak, after his hometown of Santa Cabeza was destroyed 由 the zombie outbreak, caused 由 the U.S. Government. Wanting revenge, he caused the outbreak, and planned to spread it beyond Willamette and all over America. He was probably my 最喜爱的 villain in the franchise, as he was a villain that we couldn’t help but feel sorry for. Sadly, his boss fight, 或者 rather, boss fight”s” suck. That’s right, he doesn’t have just one, but three boss fights… they all suck. The first one is where 你 and Brad (But, mostly you) Fight Carlito as he shoots at 你 with a sub-machine gun and throws grenades at you. The grenades aren’t that hard to dodge, but the bullets can get a little annoying. He was easy, but, he was the first boss, so, I’ll let it slide. What I won’t let slide is his 秒 boss fight. The entire time, he takes potshots at 你 with the sniper 步枪 (To quote Frank). And they are impossible to avoid. 你 will always seem to get shot with these fucking things, and they take off so much damage, and since this is near the beginning of the game, it is not that hard to die. In fact, I died six times before I finally beat him. Maybe I just suck, but, seriously, why does the sniper 步枪 have so much fucking damage. And then there’s the third fight, which, isn’t much of a fight. This happens when your trying to defuse the bombs. While this happens, Carlito chases 你 with a fucking truck, as if 你 didn’t have enough stress as it is. It is almost impossible to avoid this truck, so, here’s my strategy. Destroy the truck first before continuing with the bombs. It’s easier and less annoying that way. So, Carlito, I like 你 as a character, but 你 fail miserably as a boss.
23: Isabela Keyes (DR) - Carlito, of course, sucked, and sadly, his sister didn’t fair much better. Probably runs in the family, I guess. Now, Isabela is helping her brother with his plans to destroy America with the zombie outbreak, but she isn’t as crazy as Carlito. In fact, she is probably the most sane of the psychopaths on this list. But, still, her fight sucks. She will constantly ram 你 with her motorcycle and when you’re avoiding her from above, she will shoot you. And, when 你 are not fighting her, she will just drive off, then come back. But, she may just say “Fuck it” and bail from the fight altogether. But, 由 doing this, it will result in failing all case files. This may be a glitch, I don’t know, but it’s still bullshit. She may have been a great character, but, she falls in the same category as her brother… and that’s being a great character with a shitty boss battle.
22: Randy Tugman (DR2) - I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE the fight with Randy. This fat fuck runs around the stage and hits 你 with his long as fuck chainsaw. No matter what 你 do 或者 how hard 你 try, 你 can only avoid it 由 timing your jumps over the blockade right. And 你 can only hit him when he is out of breathe, but only a few times, otherwise, 你 get hit with the fucking chainsaw again and lose health. 下一个 entry. NOW!!!
21: Antoine Thomas (DR2) - Now, this is where making this 列表 got hard, because, theses are the psychopaths that had boss fights I enjoyed, so, I decided to go with Antoine, because, HOLY SHIT, is this guy hard to beat. First off, his backstory. He is a famous chef who was waiting for a 食物 critic, but, since the outbreak started before he could get here, he went insane, and then started turning people into food. That’s pretty fucked up. But, like I said, his boss fight is hard. The entire time, he is throwing projectiles at you, which is sometimes hard to avoid, and then he will attempt to shove 食物 down your face. But, try not to stay away from him for long, because, if 你 do, he will heal himself quickly, and 你 will have to fight him again… but, it isn’t as annoying as Cletus, at least. Still, Antoine may have been hard, but at least it was still a good fight.
20: Ted Smith and Snowflake (DR2) - Now, what is the first tag-team psychopath 你 meet in Dead Rising 2? A mentally handicapped man with a fucking tiger. This is a secret boss fight, which 你 can find in the Yucatan Casino early in the game. 由 going here, 你 will meet Ted and Snowflake. Ted is a mentally handicapped man who hates people, but loves animals. When the outbreak started, he started feeding people to Snowflake. Crazy, yes, but he was doing it because he cared for Snowflake….. Okay, it’s still fucked up, no matter what. But, how is the boss fight… Well, I’ll describe it as, take the Cletus fight, but, subtract the replenishing health, and slice in half the damage it does, and make two of him… that’s how hard this fight is. But, one of the best parts is that, 你 can actually tame Snowflake and give it to Katie as a gift. In video games, a good idea. In real life, oh my god, why would 你 give a little girl a fucking tiger.
19: Larry Chiang (DR) - Now, this guy is pretty much the original Antoine. He is a Chinese butcher who ends up turning people into meat to sell to people. Though, the odd thing with him is that, even though 你 can hear his boss theme after the cutscene, he doesn’t attack 你 unless 你 attack him. Odd. But, the fight with him is crazy. He charges at you, throws meat cleavers at you, chucks fucking slabs of meat at 你 and, if you’re not careful, he will place 你 onto a meat hook and then slice 你 up for a one hit kill… well, not a one hit kill, but, he will keep hacking 你 up until you’re dead so… oneish hit kill? Anyway, besides that, the fight is very.. basic. IT’s not too easy, but not too hard, but not boring 或者 fun. Just average. Wish I had 更多 to say, to be honest.
18: Hunters (DR2) - Now, as crazy as it is to get passed these guys, the just reek of unoriginality… we’ll get to why soon. Anyway, these guys share a similarity to someone in the last game (Again, we’ll get to that later). They are always outside, waiting for 你 to come by. They are always being quiet and can pop up at any moment, and when they do, they will not hesitate to shoot you. It’s fucking crazy, and if that wasn’t bad enough, there’s four of them, so that quadruples the insanity of them. Sadly, they are not the first to be an outdoor group that makes getting to the other half of the area difficult….. 你 all know what I mean.
17: Convicts (DR) - Now, there guys are even 更多 deadly than the Hunters, because instead of one weapon, they have three. If they even catch a glimpse of you, they will drive as fast as possible towards 你 and run 你 over. Not only that, but, they will shoot at 你 with the gun on the back. And if 你 get close to them, the will hit 你 with the baseball bat on it as well. They make the game 更多 horrifying, because 你 just want to get across, but they make it harder. And, what’s 更多 awful, is that, even after 你 kill them, they come back. They are the only psychopath in the series to come back from the dead. They are unstoppable. Thank god these aren’t the convicts of reality, otherwise, we’d be screwed.
16: Kent Swanson (DR) - This here is the living equivalent of a sore loser. Kent is a photographer who 你 meet on the first day. He will ask 你 to take some pictures of him, then 你 will have to do a challenge, where 你 will have to take a better picture than he did. If 你 fail, he will laugh, mock you, and never be seen again. But, if 你 beat him, he will ask for one 更多 contest. On the final day, 你 will get to meet him. If 你 get there early, he will have a survivor tied up and at gunpoint, who he plans to turn into a zombie to get a picture of him. But, after Frank stops him, Kent goes insane, and tries to kill Frank. But, if 你 get there later, he will have already killed the survivor, have 你 chained up (And half naked for some reason) and then try to kill you. Kent’s fight is pretty fun, as he tries to hit 你 with flying kicks and shoots at you. 你 could say he is the anti-Frank. Sure, he is a sore loser, but at least his fight was okay.
15: Jo Slade (DR) - Jo is an….. interesting character, we’ll say. She is a sexist cop who, during the outbreak, kidnaps young girls and uses them for her selfish needs. Now, she may be a perverted psycho, but, the thing is, she really isn’t that hard. All she does is chase 你 with her tasser, occasionally shoot at you, and try to hit 你 with her nightstick, which she will never succeed at doing. She is just real easy, especially since she is real close to the chainsaw’s 你 get after defeating a certain psychopath we will talk about later, which is a real powerful weapon. So, yeah, Jo may not be that fun to fight…. but she’s still 更多 fun than Randy the fat-pervert.
14: Hall Family (DR) - The Hall Family consist of a man with his two sons who are trying to survive the zombie apocalypse 由 shooting whatever they see, including people. Now, when 你 think back to the shit sniper fight with Carlito, your first thought is “Oh God, just fucking kill me”. But, they are not as bad as 你 think they are. They just shot, but, the rifles don’t do much damage, which is a real sigh of relief, considering there are three of them. Killing them isn’t much of a problem either, but, they do run around a lot, and it does get pretty annoying at times. Their not to bad, but they’re not to good either. They are average, we’ll say.
13: Carl Schliff (DR2) - Now, Carl is a postman who just doesn’t like Chuck…. that isn’t new, 由 this point of the game. Anyway, he shoots at 你 with a shotgun and has exploding packages. That’s screwed up. Sounds hard, but, really, he is the easiest boss in the whole series. He has low health, he does barely any damage, and 你 could easily kill him in a second. Shame too, he was very enjoyable in a crazy sort of way.
12: Seymour Redding (DR2) - Now, Seymour really got under my skin with his opening. He is security guard who ended up using the outbreak to become a sheriff and started hanging people who he accused as looters. He will attacking 你 with a nightstick, a six shooter, and a… lasso? Yeah, he lasso’s 你 and then beats 你 with a nightstick. Is it bad that I find it amusing that Chuck is getting beaten while he is hogtied. Oh well. Anyway, Seymour wasn’t really that hard (To me at least) and he died pretty quickly, but, with Chuck adding another cheesy line, which is, and I quote, “I saw what 你 did there”. Sheesh, just put him in the 下一个 episode of CSI, why don’t you?
11: Roger Withers and Reed Wallbeck (DR2) - Now, this is another tag-team psychopath battle. Roger and Reed are two mediocre magicians that are trying to perform the “Worlds Most Dangerous Trick”, but always end up the same. Their volunteer getting sliced in half. But, after Chuck points this out, this angers Roger and Reed and the fight starts. It’s pretty fun, I’ll say. While dodging Reed’s canon, 你 will need to fight off Roger’s crazy sword attacks. It is actually real fun, but, sadly, short lived, as they are, 你 guessed it, pretty easy. Still, it is great fun to fight these guys with every playthrough.
10: Brandon Whittaker (DR2) - This is a psychopath that really works well due to his atmosphere. Brandon is a C.U.R.E member who believes that the only way to save the zombies is to turn the whole world into zombies, but, after Chuck tries to stop him, Brandon tries to kill him. Like I said, the atmosphere in this fight is real amazing, making it 显示 how psychotic Brandon is. Also, his fight is insane, in a good way. He hides in bathroom stalls, and comes out only to attack, which is your only chance to do some damage, but he has some crazy attacks, which, I can only say to it is “HOW THE FUCK CAN 你 DO THAT WITH JUST A PIECE OF GLASS”!!! Anyway, Brandon is a crazy son of a bitch, and that’s what makes him great.
9: Steven Chapman (DR) - Steven is this high, not for his fight, but his quotes. I can’t do them justice, so, here they are.
“THIS IS MY STOOOOOORE”!
“You… came to vandalise…. my store…. huh? NOT ON MY WATCH”!
“HURT!? That’s just what this 婊子, 子 说 when she came to vandalise my store”!
“I don’t take kindly to vandalism. I won’t allow it. Listen to me, and listen good, partner. I DON’T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOORE”!!!
“My store…. my…. store. Who will run my store when I’m gone…. My store…. my food…. my sales…. my… customers…. Have a nice day”.
“..................... CLEAN UP! REGISTER 6”!
Need I say more?
8: Sean Keanan (DR) - Now, it is amazing how crazy his fight is. Sean is the leader for a cult called True Eye, who believe that they must kill people to cleanse their tainted blood. The cult consist of a bunch of guys wearing green masks and raincoats….. Okay. So, when 你 meet him again, he will then fight you, and 由 god, its fucking crazy. He jumps around all over the place, and swings his sword everywhere, and, let me remind you, he is fucking sixty two. What kind of sixty two 年 old man is this limber. Anyway, after 你 kill him, 你 get a gruesome death… 或者 at least, gruesome at first, but really, a mannequin? Imagine how that would be in the obituaries. Sean Keanan. Died from a fucking mannequin. Still, it is a fun fight. Crazy as shit, but fun.
7: Amber and Crystal Bailey (DR2) - Now, this is the last of the tag-team psychopath fights, and what a great way to finish it up with. Amber and Crystal are TK’s helpers who are also Rebecca Chan’s source. However, they then use her to get to Chuck in order to kill him. Throughout the fight, they hide behind found walls, and come out at random, making the fight 更多 mysterious. I would compare it to The End from Metal Gear Solid 3, but, this fight isn’t THAT great. They also 摇摆, 秋千 their sword like crazy, making it odd how and when to dodge. Also, throughout the fight, they are speaking in a rather suggestive way…. okay. Still, this fight is damn good fun, and, it’s crazy, in the words of SNI, “How can something so hot be so fucking painful”. That quote is no where 更多 true than here.
(Spoilers for Dead Rising 2)
6: Tyrone King (DR2) - Now, Tyrone King is Dead Rising 2’s main villain. He was working with Phenotrans to get the zombies out, but, he got greedy and began to rob all the casinos for 更多 money. He then framed Chuck for the outbreak and then began to plan his escape. Sure, its better to let him die, and it is the canon ending, but when 你 get Overtime Mode, 你 can get to the real fight. After 你 get knocked out 由 TK, 你 wake up in the Arena, where he has you, Stacy, and Katie hanging from a rope. After 你 climb back up, 你 then fight TK. 你 will notice that all your weapons are gone, making the fight 更多 intense. 你 will also need to keep your eye on Stacy and Katie and make sure they do not fall down to the zombies and get eaten. This fight is just crazy, but, goddamn, its so satisfying to beat up TK. It’s about time I finally get to kick his ass.
5: Sgt. Dwight Boykin (DR2) - What I like about Boykin is that, unlike the other psychopaths, 你 actually get to see him slip into insanity. He comes in to save the survivors, only to watch all his men get murdered 由 gas zombies, which are much stronger than the original zombies. After this, he heads to the Underground, kidnaps Rebecca, and then starts fighting off the zombies… while talking to dead bodies. Yep, he’s crazy. Also, he is one of the hardest fights in the game. 你 will need at least some high healing 食物 for this fight, because the Underground is scarce with food. Also, bullets won’t work, because he has a bullet proof vest. Your best option is melee weapons. Be careful, though, as he can shoot at 你 with his machine gun, throw grenades, and just 冲床 you. Boykin has to be the most developed psychopath of them all, and he is awesome to boot.
4: Slappy (DR2) - Now, Slappy has to be the least craziest psycho in Dead Rising, minus those involved with the story. Why? Well, lets start with his backstory. He was a man who worked at a kids store, when he met a girl, Louise, who he was going to go on a 日期 with, but, once the outbreak came, she died, driving Slappy mad. He has a flamethrower which does massive damage and he rolls around on his skates, and, no matter where 你 go in the Palisades Mall, he will always chase you. Also, if 你 listen to his boss theme, 你 will hear voices, which adds well to Slappy, who is on the brink of insanity. Now, the reason Slappy isn’t completely insane is because he isn’t wanting to kill everyone 或者 anything like that, he is just angry because he 迷失 a loved one. Anyone would do that in that situation (We’ll get to that later). So, Slappy is a pretty awesome boss, but, he just barely 迷失 his place in the 最佳, 返回页首 3.
3: Adam Macintyre (DR) - Now, this is where shit gets real. Adam is a clown who worked at the mall in the Wonderland Plaza, but, when the outbreak came, he 迷失 his mind. He is actually the most intelligent psychopath, as he notices the noise of the 太空 Rider ride keep the zombie, and uses it to his advantage. He is like the clown version of Hannibal. But, his fight is amazing. He chases 你 around the Wonderland Plaza with two mini chainsaws, throws knives at you, makes exploding balloons around the area, can block bullets, and he breathes fire. Also, once 你 kill him, its no doubt he has one of the most gruesome deaths in video games, as he falls onto his chainsaws and laughs like a psycho- Oh, right.
(Spoilers for Dead Rising)
2: Brock Mason (DR) - Now, Brock may have come out of bumfuck nowhere, but he is still an amazing psychopath. He is the leader of the Special Forces and he lead the Santa Cabeza Clean-Up Operation, where he killed not only zombies, but people as well. He also did not care for the deaths of human life in the Willamette cleanup. He has no care for human life and finds their deaths nothing 更多 than a mission. The first fight is a rail shooter where 你 have to shoot obvious weak spots on the tank…. Okay, a minor bump. But, the 秒 half is so much better. 你 then engage in a hand to hand fight on 最佳, 返回页首 of a tank surrounded 由 zombies. Holy shit, this is awesome. This shows how much 你 have learned throughout playing the game. It’s fucking amazing, I must say. Also, his death is just… amazing. But, who could be better?... Well….
1: Cliff Hudson (DR) - Now, how did this guy manage to surpass all the others. Simple. He has an amazing backstory, he has a great purpose, an awesome boss fight, and is just an 总体, 整体 awesome psychopath. He was a Vietnam War veteran who was in Willamette with his granddaughter when the outbreak started. After his granddaughter died, he had flashbacks about the war, and then 迷失 his mind, killing, decapitating, and hanging zombies upside down in the hardware store, and accusing everyone he met of being Vehicons. His fight is one of the craziest and one of the funniest, as if 你 are really in the Vietnam War. He throws smoke bombs, which stun you, and grenades, he runs around with a bloody machete, hides in holes around the area, and can come at 随意 spots. Also, he is one of the psychopaths that we can feel sorry for, as, once 你 beat him, he snaps back into reality, and tell 你 what happened to his granddaughter and why he went crazy. It’s real sad for that to happen. His fight is awesome, his backstory is awesome, his purpose is awesome, and that is why Cliff is my 最喜爱的 psychopath in Dead Rising.
Well, there 你 have it. My opinion on the psychopaths of Dead Rising. Do 你 agree with it? Tell me what 你 think. With that, I will see 你 all later. I’m gonna go play Dead Rising 3 (I swear, Capcom had better not fucked it up)
29: Bibi 爱情 (DR2) - Lets start with the psychopath that ISN’T EVEN A BOSS FIGHT!!! Bibi is a famous pop singer who, due to the outbreak, she is forced to make people watch her 显示 由 tying them up and placing bombs on their seats to make them watch. This would make the fight better except for one thing… THERE IS NO FUCKING FIGHT!!! Literally, all this psychopath fight is is a fucking fetch quest. Go get a drink, go get a suit, go lure some zombies near the stage. And, after that, 你 just do a shitty quick-time event mini-game. That’s. It. That’s the whole fight. Worse yet is that, 你 don’t get the satisfaction of watching her get ripped to shreds 由 zombies. Instead, 你 get to save her. BOOO. So, yeah, literally the worst psychopath in the game. Would have been better if there was, I don’t know A FUCKING FIGHT!!!
28: Cletus Samson (DR) - Now, this guy has the most boring backstory in the game. All he is is a redneck who owns a gun store…… That’s it. Though, the fight is good…. right! FUCKING WRONG!!! This guy spams his shotgun attack so many times, that 你 will mOre likely die before 你 can even get one fucking hit. Oh, and to make it worse, zombies will latch onto while you’re outside, making it impossible to move, and you’ll get shot some more. Oh, and if 你 think about going away to get something else to hit him with, DON’T BOTHER! One, 你 can’t even get close enough to hit him, because you’ll get knocked around with the shotgun, and, if 你 stop attacking for a short amount of time, HE REPLENISHES ALL HIS FUCKING HEALTH!!! Cletus is without a doubt the most annoying boss in Dead Rising… still better than no fight at all (Bibi….)
27: Leon 钟, 贝尔 (DR2) - Wow, this has to be the most unlikable character in the fucking game. Not only does he mock 你 with every chance he gets, but he is easily the most cheapest boss in the game. First off, his backstory. It’s nothing special, just that he wants to prove he’s better than Chuck, yatta yatta fucking yatta. But, the fight with him is just bullshit. No matter what 你 do, he will always hit 你 with his motorcycle. Worse, is that he has to make a bunch of annoying 评论 to you. And, every time 你 get one hit off him, he will ride away, only to have 你 get cut up some more, leaving 你 saying “Wow, that was real fucking cheap”. So, yeah, if 你 ask me, Leon is a fucking asshole. Thankfully, he gets burned to death, with Chuck saying one of the few other cheesiest lines he will say after defeating a psychopath. “Yeah, you’re on FIRE”. Oh, that was cheesy. But in a good way.
26: Paul Carson (DR) - Now, Paul is nothing 更多 than a nerd who got picked on, then decided to go around burning people. Okay, but that really doesn’t make up for the SHIT FIGHT!!! All this guy does is run away from 你 the whole time, throwing bombs all over the place as if he’s fucking Bomberman. He runs so fast that 你 can’t hit him with melee weapons, 或者 shoot him. Your best hope of hitting this prick is to get lucky, and that is not a good thing… ever. And, worse, after 你 beat him, he gets caught on fire, so, 你 have to save him 由 spraying him with a 火, 消防 extinguisher. However, its easier 说 than done, I’m afraid. But, unlike Bibi, you’ll wanna save him, because, when 你 do, he rewards 你 with a fucking molotov….. still doesn’t make up for the shit fight, though.
(Spoiler for Dead Rising 2)
25: Raymond Sullivan (DR2) - Wow, was this a disappointment. Sullivan, the whole time, was 表演 like an alley to you, who kept a calm head and wanted to do what benefit the others. However, it turns out that he was working for Phenotrans, the company that makes Zombrex, and who was responsible for causing the Fortune City Outbreak. Sullivan reveals that they needed to cause the outbreak because zombies held the insect, Queens, which are needed to make Zombrex, and without it, people would soon turn to zombies. Now, this was an amazing plot twist…. Sadly, it’s fucking ruined because of the crappy boss fight. The entire time, Sullivan is shooting the shit out of 你 with his gun and with fucking bombs, while 你 run around like a handicapped dog looking for 食物 to heal you. Oh, and if 你 think your powerful melee weapons will help, think again, because Sullivan will kick your 屁股 faster than Sonic the fucking Hedgehog, as he will 冲床 and kick 你 like crazy. I do have to admit, his death is satisfying. Seeing him get sliced in half is… wait, Chuck 说 he wouldn’t get out in one piece. Oooh, I see what 你 did Capcom. 你 are very clever….. scratch that, 你 WERE clever… then 你 made Resident Evil 6 and…. Uh, anyway….
(Spoilers for Dead Rising 1)
24: Carlito Keyes (DR) - Oh for fucks sake, why can’t the main villain fights be good… anyway, Carlito is responsible for the Willamette Outbreak, after his hometown of Santa Cabeza was destroyed 由 the zombie outbreak, caused 由 the U.S. Government. Wanting revenge, he caused the outbreak, and planned to spread it beyond Willamette and all over America. He was probably my 最喜爱的 villain in the franchise, as he was a villain that we couldn’t help but feel sorry for. Sadly, his boss fight, 或者 rather, boss fight”s” suck. That’s right, he doesn’t have just one, but three boss fights… they all suck. The first one is where 你 and Brad (But, mostly you) Fight Carlito as he shoots at 你 with a sub-machine gun and throws grenades at you. The grenades aren’t that hard to dodge, but the bullets can get a little annoying. He was easy, but, he was the first boss, so, I’ll let it slide. What I won’t let slide is his 秒 boss fight. The entire time, he takes potshots at 你 with the sniper 步枪 (To quote Frank). And they are impossible to avoid. 你 will always seem to get shot with these fucking things, and they take off so much damage, and since this is near the beginning of the game, it is not that hard to die. In fact, I died six times before I finally beat him. Maybe I just suck, but, seriously, why does the sniper 步枪 have so much fucking damage. And then there’s the third fight, which, isn’t much of a fight. This happens when your trying to defuse the bombs. While this happens, Carlito chases 你 with a fucking truck, as if 你 didn’t have enough stress as it is. It is almost impossible to avoid this truck, so, here’s my strategy. Destroy the truck first before continuing with the bombs. It’s easier and less annoying that way. So, Carlito, I like 你 as a character, but 你 fail miserably as a boss.
23: Isabela Keyes (DR) - Carlito, of course, sucked, and sadly, his sister didn’t fair much better. Probably runs in the family, I guess. Now, Isabela is helping her brother with his plans to destroy America with the zombie outbreak, but she isn’t as crazy as Carlito. In fact, she is probably the most sane of the psychopaths on this list. But, still, her fight sucks. She will constantly ram 你 with her motorcycle and when you’re avoiding her from above, she will shoot you. And, when 你 are not fighting her, she will just drive off, then come back. But, she may just say “Fuck it” and bail from the fight altogether. But, 由 doing this, it will result in failing all case files. This may be a glitch, I don’t know, but it’s still bullshit. She may have been a great character, but, she falls in the same category as her brother… and that’s being a great character with a shitty boss battle.
22: Randy Tugman (DR2) - I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE the fight with Randy. This fat fuck runs around the stage and hits 你 with his long as fuck chainsaw. No matter what 你 do 或者 how hard 你 try, 你 can only avoid it 由 timing your jumps over the blockade right. And 你 can only hit him when he is out of breathe, but only a few times, otherwise, 你 get hit with the fucking chainsaw again and lose health. 下一个 entry. NOW!!!
21: Antoine Thomas (DR2) - Now, this is where making this 列表 got hard, because, theses are the psychopaths that had boss fights I enjoyed, so, I decided to go with Antoine, because, HOLY SHIT, is this guy hard to beat. First off, his backstory. He is a famous chef who was waiting for a 食物 critic, but, since the outbreak started before he could get here, he went insane, and then started turning people into food. That’s pretty fucked up. But, like I said, his boss fight is hard. The entire time, he is throwing projectiles at you, which is sometimes hard to avoid, and then he will attempt to shove 食物 down your face. But, try not to stay away from him for long, because, if 你 do, he will heal himself quickly, and 你 will have to fight him again… but, it isn’t as annoying as Cletus, at least. Still, Antoine may have been hard, but at least it was still a good fight.
20: Ted Smith and Snowflake (DR2) - Now, what is the first tag-team psychopath 你 meet in Dead Rising 2? A mentally handicapped man with a fucking tiger. This is a secret boss fight, which 你 can find in the Yucatan Casino early in the game. 由 going here, 你 will meet Ted and Snowflake. Ted is a mentally handicapped man who hates people, but loves animals. When the outbreak started, he started feeding people to Snowflake. Crazy, yes, but he was doing it because he cared for Snowflake….. Okay, it’s still fucked up, no matter what. But, how is the boss fight… Well, I’ll describe it as, take the Cletus fight, but, subtract the replenishing health, and slice in half the damage it does, and make two of him… that’s how hard this fight is. But, one of the best parts is that, 你 can actually tame Snowflake and give it to Katie as a gift. In video games, a good idea. In real life, oh my god, why would 你 give a little girl a fucking tiger.
19: Larry Chiang (DR) - Now, this guy is pretty much the original Antoine. He is a Chinese butcher who ends up turning people into meat to sell to people. Though, the odd thing with him is that, even though 你 can hear his boss theme after the cutscene, he doesn’t attack 你 unless 你 attack him. Odd. But, the fight with him is crazy. He charges at you, throws meat cleavers at you, chucks fucking slabs of meat at 你 and, if you’re not careful, he will place 你 onto a meat hook and then slice 你 up for a one hit kill… well, not a one hit kill, but, he will keep hacking 你 up until you’re dead so… oneish hit kill? Anyway, besides that, the fight is very.. basic. IT’s not too easy, but not too hard, but not boring 或者 fun. Just average. Wish I had 更多 to say, to be honest.
18: Hunters (DR2) - Now, as crazy as it is to get passed these guys, the just reek of unoriginality… we’ll get to why soon. Anyway, these guys share a similarity to someone in the last game (Again, we’ll get to that later). They are always outside, waiting for 你 to come by. They are always being quiet and can pop up at any moment, and when they do, they will not hesitate to shoot you. It’s fucking crazy, and if that wasn’t bad enough, there’s four of them, so that quadruples the insanity of them. Sadly, they are not the first to be an outdoor group that makes getting to the other half of the area difficult….. 你 all know what I mean.
17: Convicts (DR) - Now, there guys are even 更多 deadly than the Hunters, because instead of one weapon, they have three. If they even catch a glimpse of you, they will drive as fast as possible towards 你 and run 你 over. Not only that, but, they will shoot at 你 with the gun on the back. And if 你 get close to them, the will hit 你 with the baseball bat on it as well. They make the game 更多 horrifying, because 你 just want to get across, but they make it harder. And, what’s 更多 awful, is that, even after 你 kill them, they come back. They are the only psychopath in the series to come back from the dead. They are unstoppable. Thank god these aren’t the convicts of reality, otherwise, we’d be screwed.
16: Kent Swanson (DR) - This here is the living equivalent of a sore loser. Kent is a photographer who 你 meet on the first day. He will ask 你 to take some pictures of him, then 你 will have to do a challenge, where 你 will have to take a better picture than he did. If 你 fail, he will laugh, mock you, and never be seen again. But, if 你 beat him, he will ask for one 更多 contest. On the final day, 你 will get to meet him. If 你 get there early, he will have a survivor tied up and at gunpoint, who he plans to turn into a zombie to get a picture of him. But, after Frank stops him, Kent goes insane, and tries to kill Frank. But, if 你 get there later, he will have already killed the survivor, have 你 chained up (And half naked for some reason) and then try to kill you. Kent’s fight is pretty fun, as he tries to hit 你 with flying kicks and shoots at you. 你 could say he is the anti-Frank. Sure, he is a sore loser, but at least his fight was okay.
15: Jo Slade (DR) - Jo is an….. interesting character, we’ll say. She is a sexist cop who, during the outbreak, kidnaps young girls and uses them for her selfish needs. Now, she may be a perverted psycho, but, the thing is, she really isn’t that hard. All she does is chase 你 with her tasser, occasionally shoot at you, and try to hit 你 with her nightstick, which she will never succeed at doing. She is just real easy, especially since she is real close to the chainsaw’s 你 get after defeating a certain psychopath we will talk about later, which is a real powerful weapon. So, yeah, Jo may not be that fun to fight…. but she’s still 更多 fun than Randy the fat-pervert.
14: Hall Family (DR) - The Hall Family consist of a man with his two sons who are trying to survive the zombie apocalypse 由 shooting whatever they see, including people. Now, when 你 think back to the shit sniper fight with Carlito, your first thought is “Oh God, just fucking kill me”. But, they are not as bad as 你 think they are. They just shot, but, the rifles don’t do much damage, which is a real sigh of relief, considering there are three of them. Killing them isn’t much of a problem either, but, they do run around a lot, and it does get pretty annoying at times. Their not to bad, but they’re not to good either. They are average, we’ll say.
13: Carl Schliff (DR2) - Now, Carl is a postman who just doesn’t like Chuck…. that isn’t new, 由 this point of the game. Anyway, he shoots at 你 with a shotgun and has exploding packages. That’s screwed up. Sounds hard, but, really, he is the easiest boss in the whole series. He has low health, he does barely any damage, and 你 could easily kill him in a second. Shame too, he was very enjoyable in a crazy sort of way.
12: Seymour Redding (DR2) - Now, Seymour really got under my skin with his opening. He is security guard who ended up using the outbreak to become a sheriff and started hanging people who he accused as looters. He will attacking 你 with a nightstick, a six shooter, and a… lasso? Yeah, he lasso’s 你 and then beats 你 with a nightstick. Is it bad that I find it amusing that Chuck is getting beaten while he is hogtied. Oh well. Anyway, Seymour wasn’t really that hard (To me at least) and he died pretty quickly, but, with Chuck adding another cheesy line, which is, and I quote, “I saw what 你 did there”. Sheesh, just put him in the 下一个 episode of CSI, why don’t you?
11: Roger Withers and Reed Wallbeck (DR2) - Now, this is another tag-team psychopath battle. Roger and Reed are two mediocre magicians that are trying to perform the “Worlds Most Dangerous Trick”, but always end up the same. Their volunteer getting sliced in half. But, after Chuck points this out, this angers Roger and Reed and the fight starts. It’s pretty fun, I’ll say. While dodging Reed’s canon, 你 will need to fight off Roger’s crazy sword attacks. It is actually real fun, but, sadly, short lived, as they are, 你 guessed it, pretty easy. Still, it is great fun to fight these guys with every playthrough.
10: Brandon Whittaker (DR2) - This is a psychopath that really works well due to his atmosphere. Brandon is a C.U.R.E member who believes that the only way to save the zombies is to turn the whole world into zombies, but, after Chuck tries to stop him, Brandon tries to kill him. Like I said, the atmosphere in this fight is real amazing, making it 显示 how psychotic Brandon is. Also, his fight is insane, in a good way. He hides in bathroom stalls, and comes out only to attack, which is your only chance to do some damage, but he has some crazy attacks, which, I can only say to it is “HOW THE FUCK CAN 你 DO THAT WITH JUST A PIECE OF GLASS”!!! Anyway, Brandon is a crazy son of a bitch, and that’s what makes him great.
9: Steven Chapman (DR) - Steven is this high, not for his fight, but his quotes. I can’t do them justice, so, here they are.
“THIS IS MY STOOOOOORE”!
“You… came to vandalise…. my store…. huh? NOT ON MY WATCH”!
“HURT!? That’s just what this 婊子, 子 说 when she came to vandalise my store”!
“I don’t take kindly to vandalism. I won’t allow it. Listen to me, and listen good, partner. I DON’T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOORE”!!!
“My store…. my…. store. Who will run my store when I’m gone…. My store…. my food…. my sales…. my… customers…. Have a nice day”.
“..................... CLEAN UP! REGISTER 6”!
Need I say more?
8: Sean Keanan (DR) - Now, it is amazing how crazy his fight is. Sean is the leader for a cult called True Eye, who believe that they must kill people to cleanse their tainted blood. The cult consist of a bunch of guys wearing green masks and raincoats….. Okay. So, when 你 meet him again, he will then fight you, and 由 god, its fucking crazy. He jumps around all over the place, and swings his sword everywhere, and, let me remind you, he is fucking sixty two. What kind of sixty two 年 old man is this limber. Anyway, after 你 kill him, 你 get a gruesome death… 或者 at least, gruesome at first, but really, a mannequin? Imagine how that would be in the obituaries. Sean Keanan. Died from a fucking mannequin. Still, it is a fun fight. Crazy as shit, but fun.
7: Amber and Crystal Bailey (DR2) - Now, this is the last of the tag-team psychopath fights, and what a great way to finish it up with. Amber and Crystal are TK’s helpers who are also Rebecca Chan’s source. However, they then use her to get to Chuck in order to kill him. Throughout the fight, they hide behind found walls, and come out at random, making the fight 更多 mysterious. I would compare it to The End from Metal Gear Solid 3, but, this fight isn’t THAT great. They also 摇摆, 秋千 their sword like crazy, making it odd how and when to dodge. Also, throughout the fight, they are speaking in a rather suggestive way…. okay. Still, this fight is damn good fun, and, it’s crazy, in the words of SNI, “How can something so hot be so fucking painful”. That quote is no where 更多 true than here.
(Spoilers for Dead Rising 2)
6: Tyrone King (DR2) - Now, Tyrone King is Dead Rising 2’s main villain. He was working with Phenotrans to get the zombies out, but, he got greedy and began to rob all the casinos for 更多 money. He then framed Chuck for the outbreak and then began to plan his escape. Sure, its better to let him die, and it is the canon ending, but when 你 get Overtime Mode, 你 can get to the real fight. After 你 get knocked out 由 TK, 你 wake up in the Arena, where he has you, Stacy, and Katie hanging from a rope. After 你 climb back up, 你 then fight TK. 你 will notice that all your weapons are gone, making the fight 更多 intense. 你 will also need to keep your eye on Stacy and Katie and make sure they do not fall down to the zombies and get eaten. This fight is just crazy, but, goddamn, its so satisfying to beat up TK. It’s about time I finally get to kick his ass.
5: Sgt. Dwight Boykin (DR2) - What I like about Boykin is that, unlike the other psychopaths, 你 actually get to see him slip into insanity. He comes in to save the survivors, only to watch all his men get murdered 由 gas zombies, which are much stronger than the original zombies. After this, he heads to the Underground, kidnaps Rebecca, and then starts fighting off the zombies… while talking to dead bodies. Yep, he’s crazy. Also, he is one of the hardest fights in the game. 你 will need at least some high healing 食物 for this fight, because the Underground is scarce with food. Also, bullets won’t work, because he has a bullet proof vest. Your best option is melee weapons. Be careful, though, as he can shoot at 你 with his machine gun, throw grenades, and just 冲床 you. Boykin has to be the most developed psychopath of them all, and he is awesome to boot.
4: Slappy (DR2) - Now, Slappy has to be the least craziest psycho in Dead Rising, minus those involved with the story. Why? Well, lets start with his backstory. He was a man who worked at a kids store, when he met a girl, Louise, who he was going to go on a 日期 with, but, once the outbreak came, she died, driving Slappy mad. He has a flamethrower which does massive damage and he rolls around on his skates, and, no matter where 你 go in the Palisades Mall, he will always chase you. Also, if 你 listen to his boss theme, 你 will hear voices, which adds well to Slappy, who is on the brink of insanity. Now, the reason Slappy isn’t completely insane is because he isn’t wanting to kill everyone 或者 anything like that, he is just angry because he 迷失 a loved one. Anyone would do that in that situation (We’ll get to that later). So, Slappy is a pretty awesome boss, but, he just barely 迷失 his place in the 最佳, 返回页首 3.
3: Adam Macintyre (DR) - Now, this is where shit gets real. Adam is a clown who worked at the mall in the Wonderland Plaza, but, when the outbreak came, he 迷失 his mind. He is actually the most intelligent psychopath, as he notices the noise of the 太空 Rider ride keep the zombie, and uses it to his advantage. He is like the clown version of Hannibal. But, his fight is amazing. He chases 你 around the Wonderland Plaza with two mini chainsaws, throws knives at you, makes exploding balloons around the area, can block bullets, and he breathes fire. Also, once 你 kill him, its no doubt he has one of the most gruesome deaths in video games, as he falls onto his chainsaws and laughs like a psycho- Oh, right.
(Spoilers for Dead Rising)
2: Brock Mason (DR) - Now, Brock may have come out of bumfuck nowhere, but he is still an amazing psychopath. He is the leader of the Special Forces and he lead the Santa Cabeza Clean-Up Operation, where he killed not only zombies, but people as well. He also did not care for the deaths of human life in the Willamette cleanup. He has no care for human life and finds their deaths nothing 更多 than a mission. The first fight is a rail shooter where 你 have to shoot obvious weak spots on the tank…. Okay, a minor bump. But, the 秒 half is so much better. 你 then engage in a hand to hand fight on 最佳, 返回页首 of a tank surrounded 由 zombies. Holy shit, this is awesome. This shows how much 你 have learned throughout playing the game. It’s fucking amazing, I must say. Also, his death is just… amazing. But, who could be better?... Well….
1: Cliff Hudson (DR) - Now, how did this guy manage to surpass all the others. Simple. He has an amazing backstory, he has a great purpose, an awesome boss fight, and is just an 总体, 整体 awesome psychopath. He was a Vietnam War veteran who was in Willamette with his granddaughter when the outbreak started. After his granddaughter died, he had flashbacks about the war, and then 迷失 his mind, killing, decapitating, and hanging zombies upside down in the hardware store, and accusing everyone he met of being Vehicons. His fight is one of the craziest and one of the funniest, as if 你 are really in the Vietnam War. He throws smoke bombs, which stun you, and grenades, he runs around with a bloody machete, hides in holes around the area, and can come at 随意 spots. Also, he is one of the psychopaths that we can feel sorry for, as, once 你 beat him, he snaps back into reality, and tell 你 what happened to his granddaughter and why he went crazy. It’s real sad for that to happen. His fight is awesome, his backstory is awesome, his purpose is awesome, and that is why Cliff is my 最喜爱的 psychopath in Dead Rising.
Well, there 你 have it. My opinion on the psychopaths of Dead Rising. Do 你 agree with it? Tell me what 你 think. With that, I will see 你 all later. I’m gonna go play Dead Rising 3 (I swear, Capcom had better not fucked it up)
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 你 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 你 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 你 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 火, 消防 challenge, where 你 set yourself on 火, 消防 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take