Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 5

posted by windwakerguy430

Nate: (Inside school with Emma and Chris) Okay, everyone be very quiet
Chris: .......................... I'm hungry man. When an we get some breakfast
Nate: Damn it, Chris. I 说 be quiet
Chris: Hey, I skipped breakfast this morning
Nate: No, 你 ate breakfast. 你 just smoked pot and now 你 have the munchies
Chris: Eh, same thing
Nate: Lets just try to get somewhere sa-
David: (Comes 由 on skateboard) Woo-hoo (Rides skateboard through halls, being followed 由 two Punks on skateboards) (Stops skateboards in front of Nate, Chris, and Emma)
David: Hey, old man
Nate: I'm twenty one
David: Whatever, old man. What 你 doing in our turf
Nate: Are 你 crazy. Turf? There are zombies outside and we need a place to stay
David: Okay, 你 can stay.... For ten thousand bucks
Nate: Ten thou- Are 你 serious
David: No money. No way in. 你 can get the hell out if 你 don't like it, old man
Nate: (Thinks for a moment) Okay, how's this.... We'll go and get your money and we'll come back 由 night fall
David: (Thinks) Okay then. But, 你 have until nightfall 或者 your staying out, got it
Nate: Fine. We'll get it. Come on, guys, lets go
David: See 你 guys 由 nightfall... 或者 not (Laughs with Punks)
TO BE CONTINUED

1973 chrysler newport mariner

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Source: Detroit

Corpse Party Parody One Shot

posted by windwakerguy430

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, 婊子, 子
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will 你 stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Boss Bits - Fable 1

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first 文章 of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where 你 play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and 你 have a choice to be good 或者 evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this 文章 contains spoilers)

Boss: 黄蜂 Queen
The 黄蜂皇后乐队 is the...

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随意 pic

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Best of Master Sword from SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. 你 invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. 你 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how 你 found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a 年或者 two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought 你 were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

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Art Styles That Wind Likes

posted by windwakerguy430

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and 动画片 allows people to do things that 你 couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to 爱情 animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still 爱情 the 动画片 of 动画片 and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with 你 all 动画片 styles 由 creators that I 爱情 the most. Some 你 may like, and some I may get 你 to like. So, let’s start with the...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 3: Godai: Elemental Force

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed 由 the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a 年 after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss 或者 even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

The 最佳, 返回页首 100 - #24: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

posted by windwakerguy430

Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are 粉丝 of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack 由 dragons. So, with the use of...

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Video Game Villains

posted by windwakerguy430

Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, 你 always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, 你 don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 50 - Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 2010 (Day 20 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done 由 Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for 你 all, not a Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.

Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

SJW Attack X-Men Apocalypse Ad of Choking Mystique - SJW Rant - AlphaOmegaSin

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Pervert

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: 你 know, 你 shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did 你 hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase 你 forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a 树 stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. 你 look very adorable. I gotta take 你 to meet some friends....

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 10 Pointless Video Game Moments

posted by windwakerguy430

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality 由 making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.

#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get 你 a new weapon, levels 你 up, 或者 gives 你 money. However, there are THOSE survivors. 你 know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy vs Jason spoof

posted by Canada24

Freddy started the story 由 narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms 街, 街道 (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

Corner of Horror - 145: SWERY Month, "Week" Final: Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise

posted by windwakerguy430

…. I suck at keeping a schedule

Would it even matter calling this SWERY 月 at this point? It’s 更多 like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted 屁股 schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big 月 long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we 移动 on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by windwakerguy430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where 你 play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my 最喜爱的 video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

The 最佳, 返回页首 100 - #61: Halo: Combat Evolved

posted by windwakerguy430

So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...

MACK Part Five: Heartbreak Hotel

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*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if 你 aren’t too busy, maybe...