part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. 嘿 boy scout 说 methos with a smerk. yes old man? 说 dunkin.do 你 remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do 说 dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the 啤酒 they had in forks 说 methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks 说 dunkin.well can we get a 啤酒 and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut 你 up old man 说 dunkin.ok old man were here 说 dunkin.beer here i come 说 methos. but what they find is bella 天鹅 and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 你 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 你 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 电子邮箱 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 你 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 你 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 电子邮箱 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.