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The glare of the sun woke me; I had to shield my eyes from its brightness. A bright glitter just out of the corner of my eye caught my attention. I turned my head towards it.
"Gah!" I jumped a foot and slamming into the headboard. I rubbed my head. "Aunt Alice! What are 你 doing here?" "You sleep forever!" she complained. "I've been waiting for ages to talk to you! Did 你 take sleeping pills 或者 something? Never mind, it's over with. But why didn't 你 tell me?!?!" she demanded, glaring at me. I was still groggy and my head ached. "Tell 你 about what?" "You know." she glared pointedly at...

Eclipse is my least favourite, which means I'm only mildly obsessed with it.

I agree that Jacob needs to imprint and find his own girl (or if he chooses, his own guy). I still like Jacob, he just has big problems.

I think Bella does 爱情 Edward more. (A lot more.) Although since her 爱情 of Edward is possibly the truest of true loves, that doesn't mean she doesn't 爱情 Jacob with enough power to light up all of Washington. It just means it isn't enough to overpower her 爱情 of Edward, which (since I already used the electricity metaphor) could light up all of Earth and then some.

We know Bella...

I found this hilarious 列表 on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate 你 and I don't 爱情 你 any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could 你 cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in 爱情 with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) 你 know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...