暮光之城系列 Article: Kaleb Nation: Secret Twilight Guy!

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posted by sweet_twilight

This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.

{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some 写作 done, when I overheard a conversation at the 表下一个 to me that went something like this:

Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?

Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.

-all guys murmur in unified agreement-

Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.

-guys go silent-

Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?

Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.

Niccceeee. 你 don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}

So what do 你 think? What's your thoughts on this?

mickis14, bitten_byedward and 2 others like this

laureng114 lol this is really funny(:

bitten_byedward FUNNY!

foreveryours lol

pixie09 hahaha ... he so has a man crush on edward :D

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Lunar Eclipse

posted by stepphy-rox

CHAPTER 1: 老友记 ARE LIKE AN UNREAD BOOK!!!
It was 7:00 o'clock and my alarm went off. i couldn't bother to get up but it was back to school. The first 日 of school was such a bludge and I hated it, but today I'm starting a new school. We have just moved here to Forks from Australia(dad got a new job so we had to move). America is so different but I like it. I start at forks highschool today and so does my brother and sister Xaviour and Carlie, Xaviour is 18 and Carlie is 15, I'm 17.
"Steph wake up 你 can't be late for your first 日 of school" Dad yelled from downstairs
"I'm awake, I'm coming...

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Kayla's Secret, THE FINAL CHAPTER!

posted by twilight-7

I had fallen to the ground, scraping my hands in the dirt gouging little trenches. I flipped around and sat up, wiping the dirt off my hands and onto my jeans. It was then, while I was looking at the dirt smeared on my jeans that I remembered why I had fallen. I looked up slowly and saw that whatever I had fallen over was still lying on the ground. I forgot about my now dirty jeans and crawled over to the mass on the floor. I saw that it was human. There was a human lying on the forest floor.
"You ok?" I asked the person. "Are 你 hurt?"
The person refused to answer me but curled up into a tight...

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Renn and Jakes life chapter 5.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I pull up infront of the hospital and quickly get out of my car. As I rush in the doors I can't help but start to run towards his office. The thought of my dying husband continues to come to my mind. As hard as I try to prevent them the tears come anyway. I see my grandpa step out of his office. My feet instantly stop.

"Nessie what's wrong?" He asks as he hugs me.

"Jake was attacked he needs 你 we have to go!" I yell as I cry into his shoulder.

"By whom?" He asks

"I don't know a group of vampires. He is dying Grandpa. He's not healing 你 have to help him!" I nearly scream.

"Calm down Rennesme...

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Renesmee Cullen's Story - part2

posted by Edward_Bella234

Renesmee 12 years old

His words froze me. The confused expression stayed on my face. I took a quick glance around the room and my eyes rested on Jacob. His face held enough worry for the both of us.
    “What did she see Renesmee doing?” My mom whispered to my dad before anyone else could. She had always worried about everything I did. Overprotective I’d say. This time, overprotection wasn’t the case. She probably had reason to worry.
    “Bella, keep your voice down. I’ll tell 你 what happened when Charlie leaves.”
    Alice and Jasper started...

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Renesmee Cullen’s Story, Chapter 9

posted by renesmeblack

Renesmee Cullen’s Story, Chapter 9

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(Jacob)

Renesmee was outside, waiting to surprise me for a reason I don’t know. I watched tv to kill the time, not really paying attention to the flashing 颜色 that should be The Simpsons. I wish she was still in my arms, right now. Hard to believe she was yelling at me last night. She was excited this morning, which made me a little suspicious. But all she did was 吻乐队（Kiss） me with a lot of force, as though she will cease to exist if she didn’t, and whisper, “Not now. Later.” When I asked. Now I’m just sitting here.
“Oh, Jacob!” came Renesmee’s...

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The 幻想 doesn't end, but danger awaits........... part 6

posted by patrisha727

I WILL try to make as many 文章 as I can for the 下一个 3 days. I will be doing alot of sightseeing and will be going to 迪士尼 world so I am going to try to put 1 文章 per day. I also still have school afterwards and that will slow me down when I come back. I'll try my best. Thanks.

Bella's POV

Hmmm..... " Edward, I think we should go home."
Edward seemed to agree with me without thinking.

As we got back to our cottage, I went to my bookshelf and see if she left me any other notes like she did last time a couple years ago. I felt pain and worry when I didn't find any trace of Alice' scent....

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A new chapter 15

posted by jamiesue00

Nessie POV
Nahul had explained to his father that he just couldn’t live with his aunt anymore and decided to try living with his father. “Well son, I want 你 to meet your new wife to be. I’m sure 你 remember her from years ago. This is Renesmee Cullen. I think 你 two will be very happy together.” Johan was overly excited about the two of us; though Nahul knew better. “Yes father I’m sure we will have a very long and happy life together. Hello Renesmee nice to see 你 again.” He was walking over to the door of my cage. “Father, don’t 你 think I could be allowed in to get...

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Alice's New Moon Chapter 16

posted by just_bella

Hey!! Just got 首页 from playing 海滩排球 in the rain...wet sand + cold= no fun!! So I've decided to warm up 由 writing...hope people enjoy :)

End of Chapter 15

I watched her closely as she tried to gain control of herself. I noticed that her eyes were 更多 sunken, she obviously hadn't slept in a while. That her whole being was different, she seemed like a broken person, someone who hadn't seen anything good 或者 happy in quite some time. That broke my 心更多 then anything, knowing that I had something to do with the reason that who Bella was at this point is my fault.

"You look like...

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 23

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

Time passed for me mostly in sleep. There was nothing for me to do in this darkness. I couldn’t see to do anything and shouting and screaming did nothing. I attempted to escape several times but it seemed I wasn’t strong enough to break the simple chain that kept me prisoner. I was 给食物 and it was strangers who gave it to me. They placed it right in front of me which was kind of them. If they didn’t I wouldn’t have been able to find it. The man who had come to me my first time here visited me often. He would come into my cell, as I called it, and sit 下一个 to me. He...

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Carlisle Cullen Bio.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Carlisle Cullen (also known as Stregone Benefice[1]) is Esme's husband and Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper's adoptive father. His first appearance was in Twilight and his physical age is 23. Carlisle is described to look like a model; he has blond hair, stands at 6 ft 2 in (1.9 m), and is slender but muscular. Carlisle theorizes that when a human is turned into a vampire, they will have an enhanced ability from their 前一个 life. He believes he brought compassion from his human life. Carlisle has had centuries to perfect his medicinal talents, therefore making him an excellent...

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Life With Leah Clearwater .4

posted by kladida_22

Sorry guys i know its been a while but i got really backed up with homework and proyects that i had to do soo here's the new one and chapter .5 is almost done. Thanks!!

Chapter 4. – Surprise Party

Jacob´s POV:

I was suddenly surprised to see I think everyone in La Push there in my small living room greeting me with a big “SURPRISE!” like a quire 唱歌 at the same pase. I turned to Leah to try and understand what was going on but she was no long at my side , I now felt awkwardly uncomfortable with her here 下一个 to me I never thought in a million years I would need her this much like now....

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 29

posted by sasie_katje88

Finally 爱情 is back in the house :D LOL

Bella's pov

I just laid there again for a long time again, when I suddenly heard something at my window. I jumped up saw Edward standing there.
“What are 你 doing here” I whispered to him
“I’m sorry Bella, for not believing in you” he 说 with snobs. I just looked at him not knowing what to say. I wanted to confer him but I was still angry, so I didn’t do any attempt moving myself to him. I just took place on the side of the bed.
“I was so selfish to believe the volturi and I ended up hurting you” he still 说 with snobs. “I’m not asking...

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Kayla, Chapter 32

posted by twilight-7

“I thought 你说 she was fine.”
“She is.”
“Why isn’t she waking up?”
“Give her time, Edward. Her body needs to recover.”
I was on the edge of consciousness. Just before I opened my eyes. I hated that part. All of your senses come back at once and bombard you. I recognised the voices that were speaking 下一个 to me. I think they were discussing me. But if it was me, what did my body need to recover from?
“It is all gone, isn’t it, Carlisle?” Edward sounded hesitant, unsure.
“I am positive,” Carlisle said, in his calm and reassuring voice. “Jasper got rid of all the venom,...

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Chapter 16

posted by mrsblack_1089

The glare of the sun woke me; I had to shield my eyes from its brightness. A bright glitter just out of the corner of my eye caught my attention. I turned my head towards it.
"Gah!" I jumped a foot and slamming into the headboard. I rubbed my head. "Aunt Alice! What are 你 doing here?" "You sleep forever!" she complained. "I've been waiting for ages to talk to you! Did 你 take sleeping pills 或者 something? Never mind, it's over with. But why didn't 你 tell me?!?!" she demanded, glaring at me. I was still groggy and my head ached. "Tell 你 about what?" "You know." she glared pointedly at...

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Bella's Battle: Jacob vs. Edward

posted by Lunatic

Eclipse is my least favourite, which means I'm only mildly obsessed with it.

I agree that Jacob needs to imprint and find his own girl (or if he chooses, his own guy). I still like Jacob, he just has big problems.

I think Bella does 爱情 Edward more. (A lot more.) Although since her 爱情 of Edward is possibly the truest of true loves, that doesn't mean she doesn't 爱情 Jacob with enough power to light up all of Washington. It just means it isn't enough to overpower her 爱情 of Edward, which (since I already used the electricity metaphor) could light up all of Earth and then some.

We know Bella...