暮光之城系列 Article: 10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

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posted by myau

10: Jumb in front of a car and scream "Save me Edward!".

9: Send him 爱情 letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.

8: Constantly think about 接吻 Bella. Run!

7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.

6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

5: Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

4: Make him go out with 你 to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.

3: Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

1: Don’t think.

Oh... one 更多 thing.... RUN!!!

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Stephen King says ‘Twilight’ 作者 ‘can't write’

posted by Emma01

LOS ANGELES - Stephen King’s opinion may drive a stake through the 心 of “Twilight” 作者 Stephenie Meyer.

In an interview with USA Weekend, the bestselling 作者 compared Meyer with J.K. Rowling, the 作者 of the Harry Potter series.

According to Stephen, “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Meeooww!

While Stephen may not be a 粉丝 of Stephenie’s writing, he understands the appeal of the series.

“People are...

mistaken

posted by vampfan

EDward took off his shirt.His abs were hawt.I then went under the covers.I then felt his cool skin agaisnt mine.
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry 爱情你 will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up 你 know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My 心 beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my 心 was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....

slayers inc comes to forks

posted by vampfan

Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to 显示 up
My i phone 说 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather 爱情 the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn 分钟 one my family is fighting 吸血鬼 and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before 你 could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think 你 are my great grandmother's lover gabreil 面包车, 范 helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took 你 so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires...

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Paramore's Hayley Williams: "I'm In 爱情 With a Vampire"

posted by Raechelll

Hayley Williams' band 帕拉摩尔 just won mtvU's Woodie of the 年 and currently sits atop the charts with the Twilight soundtrack. But that doesn't mean she can resist the fangs of the vampire series' main character Edward: "I'm in 爱情 with a vampire," she tells MTV.com.

And it's this affection for the Stephenie Meyer-penned vampire novels and their characters that influenced "Decode," Paramore's contribution to the film's soundtrack. "I was definitely pulling from things I read in the book," Williams said. "There's a few references. They might be a little bit vague, but I think that people...

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‘Twilight’s’ Robert Pattinson On 粉丝 Hysteria: ‘Nuts! I’ve Gone Deaf’

posted by Zeisha

Absolute teen hysteria took over Westwood Village Monday night as “Twilight’s” immortal leading man, Robert Pattinson, descended on the red carpet for the movie’s premiere.

AccessHollywood.com’s “Dish of Salt” Laura Saltman was in the middle of the vampire-madness and witness to the thousands of screaming fans, known as Twi-Hards, who started lining up at 6 AM for a glimpse of the “Twilight” stars – especially Robert.

“He’s gorgeous,” “He’s really hot,” and “He’s good looking and talented!” are just some of the accolades that 粉丝 told Access when asked why...

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Pattinson Sinks His Teeth Into Stardom With ‘Twilight’

posted by Zeisha

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Pattinson takes a bite out of fame; Stewart tells 'Twilight' 粉丝 to buzz off; Boyle gives back to Mumbai; crying over spilt 'Milk'

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As I began my interview with Robert Pattinson, the dreamy vampire Edward in the upcoming romantic thriller "Twilight," I reminded the 22-year-old Brit about our 前一个 conversation on the movie's set last spring and how enthusiastic he was at the time about the project.

Puzzled, Pattinson responds, "I was having a good time on that day? There was, like, a close-up in the script where [Edward] has a look that's 'demonic...

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Twilighters? REALLY?

posted by krystalhale

There is such a hype surrounded 由 Twilight and it's following books, and many 粉丝 groups have been created. There is a Twihard, 更多 commonly known as a Twilighter. They say they are completely dedicated to Twilight and it's characters. That being said, those such Twilighters go around saying "Die Jacob!" 或者 "Edward is PRUDE!" and such and such. Are 你 REALLY a "Twilighter" in that case? Saying, "I don't like Jacob [and the occasional "I hate Edward"]" is a completely different thing from saying "Jacob[Edward, 或者 whoever] MUST DIE!".
Some 粉丝 havve even been as bold as to bash Breaking...

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Breaking Dawn Cover

posted by latterdayfrodo

The cover of Breaking Dawn came out not too long ago.

I have some theories, but I would 爱情 to hear your own.

Theory:

There is a white 皇后乐队 piece and a red pawn piece. If the red piece were to 移动 on 太空前锋, 期待 (presumably to the right), then the 皇后乐队 would take that pawn. There are no other pieces on the board.

The white 皇后乐队 could represent purity. White is also the color that goes first in the game of chess.

The pawn is red, maybe representing the evil enemy. But the pawn has no real threat over the queen. The pawn in this could make the choice to 移动前锋, 期待 to become a queen, but...

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New Moon Fanart 由 Sara

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The Start Of The Vampaneze war: Prologue

posted by taylorluvsrob14

I cannot begin to describe the pain i felt, the coldness that swept across me, I felt alone like no one was there, until i found him. I knew that my life would change and i knew it because i felt what was in my blood and how it was put there. I was different. I had this thirst that couldnt be quenched. I was reborn, new. I would never have my old life again. My name is james, first name sintell and this is my story.
Chapter One: The beginning
I was,I was an orphan all alone in the world except for my best friend dylan at the orphanage. We had been like brothers since we were born! I went to...

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New Twilight Forever Bloopers

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alec volturi - New Moon 壁纸

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Download the Twilight soundtrack

posted by vampiress015

Here are some places where 你 can download some of the songs for the Twilight soundtrack:

Muse- Supermassive Black Hole
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Paramore- Decode
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Linkin Park- Leave out all the rest
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Collective Soul- Tremble for my beloved
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There's only a few, but they're free, and I don't know about everyone else but I really can't wait for the Twilight soundtrack to come out!
If 你 know any 更多 places please add them below so other people can get them:)