暮光之城系列 Article: 10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

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posted by myau

10: Jumb in front of a car and scream "Save me Edward!".

9: Send him 爱情 letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.

8: Constantly think about 接吻 Bella. Run!

7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.

6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

5: Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

4: Make him go out with 你 to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.

3: Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

1: Don’t think.

Oh... one 更多 thing.... RUN!!!

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kayleebabee I love number 4 so funny lmao

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New beginig] ch 9

posted by sh0rtiinedward

As we run into the woods, a very strong part of me hold me back and yelled at me to comeback home, but i just can't do it, i knew that something was wrong but i had to be with Julius and if my parents didn't like the idea they have to deal with me leaving home

"Rennesme what's wrong 爱情 are 你 ok" Julius 说 to me as he 包, 换行 me from my waist and 吻乐队（Kiss） my forehead. i can't understand this pain in his face like if something were wrong, i don't think is me 或者 that he is worried about me.I think is something 更多 important and i have to find out what it is.

"yes i just worried, about what's going...

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Bella's Secret Life Trailor Part 3

posted by demilovatirocks

Family and Friends

Bella's real parents died in a huge car accident that all of her 老友记 parents and most of their families were in.

She saved as many people as she could.

She saved Ashley .That is how they met.Bella could not save her mom but she got her dad out.Her dad had diabetes,high blood sugar,and high cholesterol.Even though she got him out he still ended up dying.

Selena,Sonny,and Lily all knew Bella since Pre-K.

Bella,Selena,Sonny,and Lily are all originally from New York.

Ashley is originally from New Jersey.

Bella's family,Jason D.,Jason E., And Mitchell are all also from New York.

Bella's...

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Won't Someone Stop This Nightmare!?!?!? part one

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Won't Stop This Nightmare!?!?!?
PART ONE: A FINE MESS
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Here is how the story goes...
Wake up, eat, brush teeth, get ready and dressed for school, go to school, survive the worthless day, come back home, have fun, sleep, wake up and start the boring life all over again. But I forgot to tell 你 the let downs in between a life, that is mine, that looks completly normal. There are a few things that I need to let 你 know about me and my life.
1-My name, is Samantha Harris and I have a problem: I can...

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A new chapter 14

posted by jamiesue00

Nessie POV
I’m not sure what 日 it is. I know I’ve been here for almost three days now. My capture has been doing some experiments on me. I have marks all over my body. Some days the experiments are not too painful, other days I scream in pain and beg him to stop 或者 kill me. Yesterday was not a good day. He had decided to try and see what insect poison would do to me; 蝎, 蝎子 bites, snake bites and others. Some days it would take a lot out of me others I would be up at a normal time. After all the bites I endured yesterday I was in no hurry to get out and see what he had in store for me...

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新月

posted by angiehomas

consider me warned i have been scorn to breach a life i envisioned for us
i will not mourn anymore. my 心 conflicting a war a rage inside i cant deny what 你 have taken from me im in a blissful state of insanity i will not wake on my own i have 迷失 all my rights to humanity i am so torn.walking away as 你 did i wasnt your equal i felt like a kid i wanted to die right there lay down my tears no longer did i care how could 你 leave did 你 not feel the pull.another of my delusions i am such a fool.why couldnt i be enough.i will always 爱情 you

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 17

posted by CharmedVamp101

I awoke, chilled to the bone. Part of the reason being that the 爱情 of my life was right here beside me. He was a vampire, so of course I would be cold. But the other part was the dream I just awoke from.
Edward and I were at the wedding ceremony, we were reciting our vows. I was wearing a beautiful white gown, of my own design, that Alice created for me. Edward was wearing a black, traditional tux. My bridesmaids were wearing 紫丁香, 丁香 colored floor length dresses, that I also designed. I was holding a bouquet of white roses, freesia, 桃子 blossoms, and little white flowers. Those 花 also...

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The twlight Zone: part 22

posted by Edward_lover101

We had a lot to do before the wedding. Alice 说 that she was going to make my dress. Today was monday. Uge! I don't want to go to school, but I have to drop Reneseme off at her class 或者 that jusr Andy will tease her. 或者 worse, James might find her. Edward told me that James had ran away when he got there. Oh well better get Reneseme to school. I drove Edwards volvo. I walked Reneseme to her first class then I was off to mine. Edward was staying at 首页 today to help Carlisle and Emmet with something. I walked into my first class. The only open 座位 was 下一个 to Andy. The teacher told me to...

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Chapter Five: Charlie

posted by UchihaYuki

“Bella!!” Alice chimed from the front door, “Come on!, Charlie’s waiting for us!,”
“Yeah, yeah..I’m coming Alice..” I yelled from Nessie’s room. Alice had planed a visit with Charlie, she wanted him to be able to see Nessie every once in a wile, and I now had enough
self control so I could be around Charlie a lot more, Jacob too.. I missed him, I hadn’t seen him
in almost two months... He didn’t smell the same as he did when I was human, his smell kind of burned my nose when I was with him, I guess that’s another reason why Edward doesn’t like him... I hoped I’d get...

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a new beginig] ch 6

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i didn't know what to do when i saw Jacob in front of my house, so as soon the car stop i got out but as soon he saw me he took off running to the woods, i follow him for 2 分钟 until he stop.

"I came to fix everything, Bella call me to come and talk to you, but now 你 have things 更多 important" he 说 very angry and with tears in his eyes, i never saw him like this.
"Jacob I'm sorry, mom never told me anything, and nothing is 更多 important than get all thing straight up with you" i 说 to him as i try to hug him but he 移动 right away.
"You know what Rennesme, i have to go, go and have...

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My Breaking Dawn Review

posted by TotallyMe105

Ok this is my first 文章 ever on here so go easy on me.
For my first 文章 I dacided to review Breaking Dawn since I have strong opinions on the book andso do most of 你 guys.sooo without further 或者 do....

"Breaking Dawn Review"

Good Things:
1.)Personally I thought the wedding was beautifully portrayed and the way I imagined it and Bella finally stopped whining about Jacob long enough tosay "I Do" to Edward.
2.)I like how Stephenie Meyer gave a surprise withthe whole Renesmee thing.I also like how she made it lead up to think that Ness was going to be a boy.
3.)The book was well written and...

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New Moon in the Trash!!!

posted by Hellohoudini

Woman finds 'Twilight' sequel script in trash (AP)Source: AP Tue May 12, 2009, 6:06 am EDT

ST. LOUIS - A St. Louis beauty salon owner accidentally happened upon one of the hottest Hollywood scripts — the pages from an upcoming "Twilight" sequel — in a trash bin.

Casey 射线, 雷 found two scripts, one for the vampire sequel "New Moon" and one for a different movie titled "Memoirs." She decided to return them to the studio making the films. In return, she was invited to attend the movies' premieres, her lawyer said.

Ray recently was waiting for her fiance to finish work when she spotted two scripts...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 14

posted by sasie_katje88

Bella's pov

I woke up again and I was still on the bed. I started to look around and I didn’t see him anywhere.
I slowly got out of 床, 床上 and walked around. Where is he? Is he gone. I couldn’t hear anything. I gently walked thru the living room and noticed I’ve past out for 2 days again. I looked around the room again when I heard the front door, I grabbed a vase and walked gently toward the door, it opened and I jumped.
“Alice” I whispered “I could have hit 你 with the vase”
“Lucky 你 stopped in time” she 说 amused. I looked over her shoulder and the rest of the Cullen’s...

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The twlight Zone: part 12

posted by Edward_lover101

I was dreaming that I was in the medow with Edward. Then the dream turned into a nightmare. Jacob was walking towards us. In 狼 form. He growled at me, at first it was at Edward. But it wasn't, it was me.
"Run ,Bella." 说 Edward.
"What?"
"Run! Bella 你 have to go now. Go get the others!" I ran as fast as I could. Jake was in front of me now. I looked behind my shoulder. There was my worst nightmare, Edward on the ground. No movement, no breathing, no nothing. I ran back to him, Jacob following. I fell to where Edwards body layed. I was crying. How could he, this should have been me. I truned...

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Midnight Shadow

posted by lilyZ

Another night is falling,
Deep midnight is to come,
A distant voice is calling
And stealing your own soul.
You feel the danger's coming,
Its magic's in your heart.
The fear will hold your reason,
Sweet death will tear apart.
His 爱情 was born at darkness,
From lightless loss of hope,
A lonely nightime stranger,
An 天使 made of hate!
His 心 was full of sorrow
When he's to blame the light.
His dream's to see a rainbow,
Try to survive at day.
Lifetime's for him a prison
He found there's no escape.
You, have to save him later,
Your blood will take his pain.
At night he needs 你 badly
His frozen...

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Jasper Hale (I don´t have an oficcial name yet)

posted by Brysis

This story is for 你 Babina, my litlle sis!!
love 你 so much!!

A clock was ticking. That was the only thing I could hear.
I felt the smell of blood, gasoline and smoke. I couldn´t breathe and every time I tried to my chest hurts so much that I (almost) gave up.
I was upside down, I couldn´t 确认 it because I couldn´t open my eyes, they were so heavy that I didn´t had the strength to open them… anyway I don´t wanted to open my eyes, I was afraid of what I might see.
Tic tac tic tac. It was so loud that it seemed a clock was inside my head and that might be the reason why my head was...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 14

posted by CharmedVamp101

Why? Had she come back to finish destroying what was left of my peace? I could see she was crying, yet I felt no urge to comfort her.
"I just came 由 to drop off your stuff, I'll leave. But I want to talk to 你 first."
I walked backwards onto the porch. I looked over to see Liz's expression. It wasn't happy. She was really mad at something. 或者 about something.
Bella, followed me onto the porch. I shut the door behind her.
"What,"I asked, placing a mask of no emotion over my face. I didn't want her to see how bad this was.
"I want 你 back, I still 爱情 you. I see how much I need 你 now. How can...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 13

posted by CharmedVamp101

After she was safely asleep, I went back to talk with my family.
"Can 你 guys just all go on a hunting trip for now. I need to talk to Liz and I don't want interuptions. I'm sure we can talk through this, but it would be most helpful if we were alone. I'm not trying to exclude you. Please let us alone until Monday, if we're don't get through this, she can stay, I will go."
"No, Edward, we don't want 你 to go,"Esme complained.
"I will, I already made her leave her apartment. She has no where else to go."
"Where will 你 go?"
"I will head up to Denali."
"Then we will go with you, we will let her...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 13

posted by CharmedVamp101

After she was safely asleep, I went back to talk with my family.
"Can 你 guys just all go on a hunting trip for now. I need to talk to Liz and I don't want interuptions. I'm sure we can talk through this, but it would be most helpful if we were alone. I'm not trying to exclude you. Please let us alone until Monday, if we're don't get through this, she can stay, I will go."
"No, Edward, we don't want 你 to go,"Esme complained.
"I will, I already made her leave her apartment. She has no where else to go."
"Where will 你 go?"
"I will head up to Denali."
"Then we will go with you, we will let her...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 13

posted by CharmedVamp101

I opened my eyes, feeling the sun on them. I looked around grogily. That was a terrible dream. I dreamt that Edward and his family had shown me what they could do, and Edward told me he could read minds. He knew what I'd done in the past. I remember being very angry, at him for listening to my thoughts, and at me, for ever doing that.
I went over to my suitcase and grabbed my cell. It was a camera phone, I flipped it open to see what time it was. It was shortly after 7 a.m. I dug around in my suitcase for a decent outfit to wear. I picked out my 最喜爱的 tank top, which was white with rhinestones...

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reverse

posted by vampirelover17

edwards pov

' rachell u look beautifull i 说 ' then she blushed ' i 爱情 u' i 说 scared a little for her reaction she looked at me and 说 'i 爱情你 two ' ' do u mind missing school today ' sure no prob ' what do u want to do edward ' well i wanna take u to this medow remeber how i 说 i needed to tell u somthing ' yes ' well it is time ' ok ' dont be scared ' ok ' do u trust me ' yes ' ok well lets go 5 分钟 later we r here so i want u to close ur eyes and hop on my bac ok ' ok y ' ull see w.e and she climed on ur eyes closed yes y r u so cold ull figure it out ' ok ' then we were there and i took her off my back and 说 stand over there ok she said.