1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have 更多 fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what 你 are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are 你 afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get 首页 for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** 你 Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in 爱情 with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties 或者 she will kidnapp 你 and force 你 to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give 你 a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- 日期 a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell 你 that 你 smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an 苹果 a 日 keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) 你 don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did 你 say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and 狗 are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward 或者 Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real 问题 is Jasper 或者 Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) 玫瑰 are red. Violets are blue. I 爱情 Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would 你 think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 年 old man to be sneaking into an 18 年 old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives 你 Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and 爱情 Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have 更多 fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what 你 are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are 你 afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get 首页 for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** 你 Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in 爱情 with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties 或者 she will kidnapp 你 and force 你 to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give 你 a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- 日期 a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell 你 that 你 smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an 苹果 a 日 keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) 你 don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did 你 say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and 狗 are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward 或者 Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real 问题 is Jasper 或者 Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) 玫瑰 are red. Violets are blue. I 爱情 Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would 你 think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 年 old man to be sneaking into an 18 年 old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives 你 Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and 爱情 Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
Have 你 gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if 你 ever get used to them. They're not weird. I 爱情 them. I 爱情 each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best 粉丝 that 你 can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - 你 know, night shoots - because 吸血鬼 like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. 你 know, the 秒 time around it's a little easier. 你 feel like 你 have like a little bit 更多 money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, 你 know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if 你 ever get used to them. They're not weird. I 爱情 them. I 爱情 each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best 粉丝 that 你 can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - 你 know, night shoots - because 吸血鬼 like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. 你 know, the 秒 time around it's a little easier. 你 feel like 你 have like a little bit 更多 money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, 你 know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie 说 Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” 由 The Police. When she asks why the hell 你 did it, say that she reminds 你 of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie 说 Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” 由 The Police. When she asks why the hell 你 did it, say that she reminds 你 of Roxanne.