暮光之城系列 Article: A moment at The Cullens.

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posted by meeek

Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i 说 so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought 你 couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do 你 see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one 你 hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red 玫瑰 while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!

Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 are so beautiful.

Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.

Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*

Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*

Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 smell good.

Bella: *blushes*

Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*

CUE 70s MUSIC

音乐 stops.

James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*

Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*

James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!

Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!

James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet 你 are so plain. NOW 你 RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*

Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*

Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! 你 didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!

Alice: I didnt 偷了 James' cookies!!

Jasper: Of course 你 didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*

Alice: *purrs*

Jasper: 你 like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?

Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*

Jasper: 红豆杉 weally2 wike that?

Alice: Ribbit

Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!

Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.

Alice: Oh. *dies*

Bella: 吸血鬼 cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?

Jasper: They can too!!

Bella: Na-uhhh!!

Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!

Bella: Na-uhh!!!!

Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!

Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh

Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bella: NA-

Rosalie: 你 are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than 你 but edward still prefers you!

Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?

Rosalie: 你 only want me cz i fix cars.

Emmett: uhhh... no?

Edward: she's right.

Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL 哈哈 WE EC IGAH!!!

Jasper: IGAH?

Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.

Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.

Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*

Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw

Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono

Bella: 嘿 Emmett, wanna get ice cream?

Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.

Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!

Bella: To the vamp mobil!!

Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link

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holz2007239 i didnt understand any of that

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Breaking Dawn part 2 characters

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Twilight

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bryce dallas howard with husband seth gabel, son theodore and costar Xavier

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Noooo! The i <3 Rob on Kristen's chest is fake

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Source: :(

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Nikki, Kristen and Ashley

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In stye ottakes

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Jackson and Peter

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Source: Myspace Group called: The Official Alice and Jasper Fanclub

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Illustrated Movie Companion Book 照片

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Twilight-Bella Edward

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Cullens at lunch

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Source: http://myadventuresintucson.blogspot.com/2008/05/my-brother-extra-twilight-movie.html

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爱德华·卡伦

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Twilight - Chapter 14 - Mind Over Matter (pages 297-305)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 14 - MIND OVER MATTER

I worked to make my tread sound slow and tired as I walked up the stairs to my room. I shut the door loud enough for him to hear, and then sprinted on my tiptoes to the window. I drew it open and leaned out into the night. My eyes scanned the darkness, the impenetrable shadows of the trees.
"Edward?" I whispered, feeling completely idiotic.
The quiet, laughing response came from behind me. "Yes?"
I whirled, one and flying to my throat in surprise.
He lay, smiling hugely, across my bed, his hands behind his head, his feet dangling...

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Twilight - Chapter 9 - Theory (pages 184-192)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 9 - THEORY

He was silent, staring straight ahead again. His face was bleak and cold.
"You're angry," I sighed. "I shouldn't have 说 anything."
"No," he said, but his tone was as hard as his face. "I'd rather know what you're thinking - even if what you're thinking is insane."
"So I'm wrong again?" I chalenged.
"That's not what I was referring to. 'It doesn't matter'!" he quoted, gritting his teeth together.
"I'm right?" I gasped.
"Does it matter?"
I took a deep breath.
"Not really." I paused. "But I am curious." My voice, at least, was composed.
He was...

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Moonlit Sun - Chapter2 (BD EPOV)

posted by Jameela

“I miss 你 already.” Bella whispered.

“I don’t need to leave. I can stay. . .” I don’t want to leave. I want to stay.

“Mmm...”

I pulled her face to mine and kissed her slowly, carefully. There was nothing in the world compared to the wonderful feeling of her soft, warm lips on mine. The warmth from her lips was spreading through my entire body. She pressed herself closer to me as I ran my fingers through her soft hair. And quite abruptly, she broke off. Of course, she had to breathe, I should allow that.

I stared into her beautiful face as she tried so catch her breath. Her...

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Breaking Dawn Part 5 [edwards point of view]

posted by BellaCullenHale

Renessemee Carlie Cullen

This is for my biggest fans, Jess531,prettystar,and stevie_leigh.thankyou all.

On the flight back home,Bella looking down.She looked worried but not about her.I can't get myself to beileve that she was pregnat.I was happy and worried about her.Happy that god has blessed us with the joy of haveing a baby and worried about it being half cold one as it grew in her body.I had heard legends from Gustavo about half mortal children.And how they ate its way out of te womb.Which didn't mean much to me then but now.....it was the most important thing in my life.Bella.Her safety.As it always had since...

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Kristen Stewart publicly confirms she has NOT left Michael Angarano for Rob Pattinson

posted by sunrise_90

That may be one of the most awkward headlines I've ever 发布 but, as someone who generally abhors gossip and does not confirm, deny, nor even discuss rumors, I am actually somewhat thrilled to pass on this "official" statement from Ms. Kristen Stewart.

The Twilight uberstar has FINALLY confirmed publicly (thank 你 Kristen!) what many of us in the industry have privately known for a long long time...she has NOT left longtime boyfriend Michael Angarano for her co-star Rob Pattinson.

Britain's 最佳, 返回页首 of the Pops magazine asked Stewart if the rumors of her alleged romance with Pattinson were true....

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Russet Noon: The Unauthorized Sequel to Breaking Dawn

posted by russet-noon

Stephenie Meyer seems to have disappointed a lot of 粉丝 with her Breaking Dawn's "happily ever after." How many people actually believe that the Volturi are just gonna settle for that resolution and just gracefully walk away?

What is Renesmee going to do when she realizes she's only a half vampire, and she can't fit in with neither the humans nor the vampires? How will she react when mom and dad don't want to make her a full vampire? What if the Volturi were to offer her what the Cullens are denying her?

What if Bella realized that living forever as a vampire is not everything she imagined? What if the 爱情三角形, 三角 between Jacob, Bella and Edward were to end the alliance between the 狼人 and the vampires?

If you're one of the many 粉丝 who is still thirsty for 更多 of the Twilight Saga, check out www.russet-moon.com for the unauthorized sequel to Breaking Dawn.

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My Valentine Chapter 1

posted by dinosteph

I grumbled incoherently under my breath as I watched Edward put my other suitcase in the trunk. A suit case that I wasn't even allowed to pack 或者 look in until we had reached our destination, wherever that was.
“Valentines Day” I spat quietly to myself, squinting as the sun slightly began to shine through the clouds. I looked down at my feet and started shuffling the snow around, pretending the cold wasn't bothering me.
“Don't worry, you'll 爱情 it!” Alice 说 behind me as she came out and sat beside me on the front step. I grumbled again....

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Chapter 18

posted by mrsblack_1089

I'm currently chained to my computer, typing like crazy to get Chapter 19 finished! hehe!!

The 下一个 morning I had my first morning sickness.
About noon, when I was feeling a little better, we checked in with Grandpa. He was expecting us. "What took so long?" he wondered. "Morning sickness," I groaned. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. He frowned. "Really? I would have thought you'd skip right over that..." He took my measurments for today and took an ultrasound. "You are about the size of an ordinary, healthy seven-months-pregnant woman, and the twins are healthy and developing perfectly....

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10 Harry Potter Things 你 Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters!

posted by Meg08

10 Harry Potter Things 你 Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters

1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.

2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.

3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.

4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.

5.) 你 shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.

6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.

7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.

8.) Edward is NOT Harry.

9.) Nor is Jacob.

10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.

(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)