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alice: *looking at a magazine* OMGH I NEED THESE SHOES!!!
edward: alice dont 你 have enough shoes?
alice: no i dont have enough...OMGH I WANT THAT SKIRT!!!
jasper: look baby i think that eddy is right... and that 短裙, 裙子 is ugly girlfriend *says in a gay voice*
alice: yeah i guess....AHHHH! I HAVE TO HAVE THAT BRACELET! * starts jumping up and down on the 长椅, 沙发 and hyperventalating*
jasper: honey....*grabs the magazine and throws it*
edward: hahaha....OMG THESE BOOTS ARE CUTE!
alice: are 你 getting those for Bella?
edward: GURL NAW THESE ARE FOR ME
bella: hahaha i didnt like them anyway
* grabs edward's hand and holds it*
emmett: ohh those shoes are hot!
edward: ugh! they're so not! and bella 你 just dont have taste
bella: ugh! *scoots down a 长椅, 沙发 cusion* now what, 你 want me to buy a thong? oh yeah i have no taste, i guess 你 think i dress ugly then
edward: oh can 你 please? i want a blue scented one with rhinestones on it!
bella: edward, why would 你 want that?
edward: i want to wear it around the house
bella: no i dont want 你 to have that girlie thing on.. im leaving
edward:NO BUY US BOTH SOME AND WE WILL WEAR THEM ON OUR HONEYMOON
bella: we already had our honeymoon and 你 want want to get those rhinestones stuck in your butt
edward: *in a singsong voice* but its scented and we can have another one
bella: i dont know edward your being all OMGH girlie on me
edward: i know!
bella: *walks towards the door*
edward: DONT LEAVE ME!
bella: calm down hun im just going to check on nessie and Jasper STOP PUTTING THOSE GIRLIE PILLS IN HIS DRINKS!
jasper: sorry bella, but that as funny
bella:*goes and hits jasper*
jasper: *starts crying* i 说 i was sorry *tear tear*
bella: dont cry, because i cry....whenever someone else....cries * falls to her knees and cries*
edward: jasper stop making my wife cry!
rosalie: and the pills have worn off
alice: i told you!
emmett: edward's about to kick jasper's..
esme: dont even finish that sentence MR!
*bella still crying*
edward:JASPER WHAT THE HELL DID 你 PUT IN MY DRINK?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
emmett: hehehehehe kick his 屁股 edward
alice: kick his and i'll kick yours *stands up with her tiny fist in the air*
Bella: why cant everbody just be happy?! *still crying*
rosalie: SHUT UP 你 RETARDED HUMAN!
emmett: babe there's no human in here..
edward: so shut the hell up!
rosalie:WHO DO 你 THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
Bella: *snaps out of it* WHO THE HELL DO 你 THINK 你 ARE TALKING TO MY MAN LIKE THAT?!
emmett: dont talk to rose like that 或者 i'll kick your 屁股 (a/n: srry for the cussin...)
bella: oh whatever emmett. if i can beat 你 at arm wrestling, then i can easily kick your ass
edward:hun i dont want 你 to be in this i want 你 安全 *lightly kisses her*
*emmett does the same to rosalie*
bella: fine..im bored now
edward: lets get it on! *gets in his hunting crouch*
bella: oo 你 bad boy!
edward: *winks* 你 will feel retarded for saying that when we are alone..
bella: *runs upstairs*
edward: *smiles* i get to go have fun.. got to go!
alice:TMI!
edward:hehehehehe * runs upstairs like a little kid*
emmett: he left because he is a weakling
edward: I HEARD THAT BUT 你 AINT WORTH IT BELLA IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU!
bella: oh my sexy man! starts 接吻 him again*
*MEANWHILE*
emmett: wanna have a pixie stix eating contest?
alice: YES!YES!* jumping up and down*
jasper: graps the pixie stixs* no alice 你 know what they do to you.
alice: WELL OH WELL NOW GIVE THEM TO ME BEFORE I DO DAMAGE! *snatches one and pours it in her mouth*
rosalie: NO! you're not supposed to eat it you're supposed to sniff it * snorts it up her nose*
jasper: um rose i dont think you're supposed to do that...
rosalie: SHUT UP JASPER I KNOW WHAT IM DOING! 8 continues to snort it up her nose*
* bella and edward walk back in the room*
bella: 嘿 guys...rose what are 你 doing with that pixie stix...?
rosalie: what does it look like im doing?
bella: rose you're supposed to eat it....
rosalie: nun-uh! * a pixie stix commercial comes on with a little boy eating pixie stixs*
bella: look *points to the tv* see!
rosalie: * starts crying uncontrollably and runs upstairs* I SAW IT ON COPS! *slams the door*
*awkward silence*
emmett: so much for the pixie stix eating contest...
edward: how about a ccp eating contest?
everbody: NO!!!
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this is the end of this chapter. i hope 你 enjoyed it,but its not as funny as the 下一个 chapter coming up so plz review =)
Hi! Here's the rest of chappie 1! I have to do this quick! Review and make it good!
Chapter 1 cont.
All of the wedding preperations were getting tedious. But it was worth it all in the end, when I would marry the most perfect person on the planet. Edward, my Edward. It was all over,no one would bother us again. We wuld be together forever. If I could survive the wedding first.
That night, I got 首页 around 11:20, I carried the 500 bags that I had gotten from the wedding shops in Seattle and Port Angeles up to my room. I turned on the light and set them on the bed. I looked up and Edward was standing in the window smirking. "Had fun with Alice?", he asked, I made a face. "You know I hate shopping". I walked over to him and kissed him. "Missed me?", he murmured. "Yes." Spent the rest of the night talking and then I fell asleep.
Chapter 1 cont.
All of the wedding preperations were getting tedious. But it was worth it all in the end, when I would marry the most perfect person on the planet. Edward, my Edward. It was all over,no one would bother us again. We wuld be together forever. If I could survive the wedding first.
That night, I got 首页 around 11:20, I carried the 500 bags that I had gotten from the wedding shops in Seattle and Port Angeles up to my room. I turned on the light and set them on the bed. I looked up and Edward was standing in the window smirking. "Had fun with Alice?", he asked, I made a face. "You know I hate shopping". I walked over to him and kissed him. "Missed me?", he murmured. "Yes." Spent the rest of the night talking and then I fell asleep.
I just moved here to Forks to visit my long waited family of vampires. The only one I'm actually related to is Edward. We were only 5 years old when we were separated. He stayed in Forks and I had to live with the always annoying and horny Voltori.
Soon I jumped straight through the Cullen's window while they were chatting with BELLA. " 嘿 sis, long time no see. Are 你 here to stay 或者 are 你 on a fling with 你 wolfy boyfriend?" Emmett groaned from boredom. " One, we broke up years ago. Two, I'm here to stay. And three, Jasper, are 你 going to tell them 或者 am I going to?" I 说 with excitement.
Soon I jumped straight through the Cullen's window while they were chatting with BELLA. " 嘿 sis, long time no see. Are 你 here to stay 或者 are 你 on a fling with 你 wolfy boyfriend?" Emmett groaned from boredom. " One, we broke up years ago. Two, I'm here to stay. And three, Jasper, are 你 going to tell them 或者 am I going to?" I 说 with excitement.
