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Rosalie's POV
I was sitting in the living room, snuggling with my teddy 熊 of a husband, when I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my middle toe. I sighed when I realized what it was.
"Baby I'm going to the bathroom, I have to take care of something" I 说 to emmett
"Rose, if you're going in there to put on 更多 makeup,don't. 你 look perfectly fine and sexy".
I rolled my eyes at him, but smiled. " No thats not what i have to do but thanks for the compliment sweetie. I'll be out in a minute"
"alright babe hurry back" emmett 说 then blew me a kiss.
I started walking down the long hallway to get to the bathroom while thinking about my husband and also how bad my foot was. When I finally made it to the bathroom, I locked the door and sat on the toliet seat. "I'm glad we have a bathroom, 你 know just for privacy reasons.." I thought. As i began to slide off my blue stelettos, the tip of the shoe it my middle toe. "shit!" I hissed.
"Rose, babe, are 你 alright in there?" emmett asked me from outside the door. " Yeah I'm fine, I just hit my toe...on the sink!" I yelled. I hope he believe that lie..."Alright babe! if 你 need me I'll be in the kitchen". kitchen? Why would he be in the kitchen?.. I decided to let it drop and replied "ok!"
I finally took my whole shoe and saw something I really didnt want to see...another bunion. "ugh!, I hate these stupid things! I'm a freaking vampire! I can't have kids, but I can develop bunions?! WTF?!" I muttered to myself. Sigh. I guess its time to get the bunion cream...
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Emmett POV
Huh. I wonder whats taking rose so long in the bathroom? I mean its not like she has to pee 或者 anything...or does it...
My thinking was interrupted when Jasper walked through the door.
"Hey bro, i just came to get something.... why are 你 in the kitchen?"
"Why are 你 in the kitchen?" I shot back at him.
"I don't know.." he answered back.
"exactly" I 说 feeling smug.
"whatever" he 说 as he started walking to his room.
Now that I think about it...why am i in the kitchen?...oooh yeah I remember! cheese.
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Jasper POV
Sometimes I wonder why emmett is so stupid. hmm maybe his mom droped him on his head as a baby...
I was halfway down the hallway to my room when I smelled something awfully similar to feet and 玉米 chips (a/n: haha corns, bunions hehe)
"eww emmett did 你 fart?! what the hell did 你 eat?!" I yelled.
"Dude,what are 你 talking about?!" he yelled from the living room
"This hallway stinks!" I yelled. Suddenly got a anxious vibe coming from the bathroom. The only people here is Emmett and Rosalie...
I walked up to the bathroom and the stench became stronger. "Rosalie, are 你 in there?"
I asked
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Rosalie POV
"Rosalie, are 你 in there?" I heard a voice that sounded like Jasper ask me outside the door.
"Ummm yeah its me. What do want?" I said.
"Why are 你 so anxious and why does it stink in the hallway?"
"Uhh what do 你 mean?" I stupidly asked.
"It smells like feet and 玉米 chips outhere." He replied.
"Then spray some Febreeze and stop asking me silly questions!" I snapped. They really didnt need to find out about my bunions.
"uhh ok then...." He 说 slowly and walked off.
After about five minutes, I finished rubbing bunion cream on my toe and put my heel back on. It still kinda hurt but they were getting suspicious, so I really needed to get back in the living room. I unlocked the door and stepped into the hallway. When I made it back into the living room, I saw Emmett sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 eating cheese. "What took 你 so long sweet thang?" Emmett asked me.
"I had to do something personal..Why the hell are 你 eating cheese?"
"I saw a Chuckie Cheese commercial and felt like I needed cheese." He answered simply.
I shook my head. My husband can be so stupid and strange at times.
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This is my first fanfic, that i made 由 myself. I hope it was good....I really dont know if I will do another chapter. It depends on the ideas 你 give and whether 你 want another one. So anyway please REVIEW =) oh and just so 你 know. I HATE feet. I may write about rosalie having bunions and stuff but seriously i hate feet and anything involving feet. Just saying =)
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Rosalie's POV
I was sitting in the living room, snuggling with my teddy 熊 of a husband, when I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my middle toe. I sighed when I realized what it was.
"Baby I'm going to the bathroom, I have to take care of something" I 说 to emmett
"Rose, if you're going in there to put on 更多 makeup,don't. 你 look perfectly fine and sexy".
I rolled my eyes at him, but smiled. " No thats not what i have to do but thanks for the compliment sweetie. I'll be out in a minute"
"alright babe hurry back" emmett 说 then blew me a kiss.
I started walking down the long hallway to get to the bathroom while thinking about my husband and also how bad my foot was. When I finally made it to the bathroom, I locked the door and sat on the toliet seat. "I'm glad we have a bathroom, 你 know just for privacy reasons.." I thought. As i began to slide off my blue stelettos, the tip of the shoe it my middle toe. "shit!" I hissed.
"Rose, babe, are 你 alright in there?" emmett asked me from outside the door. " Yeah I'm fine, I just hit my toe...on the sink!" I yelled. I hope he believe that lie..."Alright babe! if 你 need me I'll be in the kitchen". kitchen? Why would he be in the kitchen?.. I decided to let it drop and replied "ok!"
I finally took my whole shoe and saw something I really didnt want to see...another bunion. "ugh!, I hate these stupid things! I'm a freaking vampire! I can't have kids, but I can develop bunions?! WTF?!" I muttered to myself. Sigh. I guess its time to get the bunion cream...
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Emmett POV
Huh. I wonder whats taking rose so long in the bathroom? I mean its not like she has to pee 或者 anything...or does it...
My thinking was interrupted when Jasper walked through the door.
"Hey bro, i just came to get something.... why are 你 in the kitchen?"
"Why are 你 in the kitchen?" I shot back at him.
"I don't know.." he answered back.
"exactly" I 说 feeling smug.
"whatever" he 说 as he started walking to his room.
Now that I think about it...why am i in the kitchen?...oooh yeah I remember! cheese.
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Jasper POV
Sometimes I wonder why emmett is so stupid. hmm maybe his mom droped him on his head as a baby...
I was halfway down the hallway to my room when I smelled something awfully similar to feet and 玉米 chips (a/n: haha corns, bunions hehe)
"eww emmett did 你 fart?! what the hell did 你 eat?!" I yelled.
"Dude,what are 你 talking about?!" he yelled from the living room
"This hallway stinks!" I yelled. Suddenly got a anxious vibe coming from the bathroom. The only people here is Emmett and Rosalie...
I walked up to the bathroom and the stench became stronger. "Rosalie, are 你 in there?"
I asked
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Rosalie POV
"Rosalie, are 你 in there?" I heard a voice that sounded like Jasper ask me outside the door.
"Ummm yeah its me. What do want?" I said.
"Why are 你 so anxious and why does it stink in the hallway?"
"Uhh what do 你 mean?" I stupidly asked.
"It smells like feet and 玉米 chips outhere." He replied.
"Then spray some Febreeze and stop asking me silly questions!" I snapped. They really didnt need to find out about my bunions.
"uhh ok then...." He 说 slowly and walked off.
After about five minutes, I finished rubbing bunion cream on my toe and put my heel back on. It still kinda hurt but they were getting suspicious, so I really needed to get back in the living room. I unlocked the door and stepped into the hallway. When I made it back into the living room, I saw Emmett sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 eating cheese. "What took 你 so long sweet thang?" Emmett asked me.
"I had to do something personal..Why the hell are 你 eating cheese?"
"I saw a Chuckie Cheese commercial and felt like I needed cheese." He answered simply.
I shook my head. My husband can be so stupid and strange at times.
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This is my first fanfic, that i made 由 myself. I hope it was good....I really dont know if I will do another chapter. It depends on the ideas 你 give and whether 你 want another one. So anyway please REVIEW =) oh and just so 你 know. I HATE feet. I may write about rosalie having bunions and stuff but seriously i hate feet and anything involving feet. Just saying =)
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