1)Put vervain into the water supply of Mystic Falls,so that when people drink it and he bites someone,he'll become weak
2)Each and every time he asks 你 a question,say "that's for me to know and for 你 to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill 你 because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do 你 know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time 你 see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should 显示 你 how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls