1)Put vervain into the water supply of Mystic Falls,so that when people drink it and he bites someone,he'll become weak
2)Each and every time he asks 你 a question,say "that's for me to know and for 你 to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill 你 because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do 你 know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time 你 see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should 显示 你 how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
2)Each and every time he asks 你 a question,say "that's for me to know and for 你 to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill 你 because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do 你 know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time 你 see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should 显示 你 how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
Elena and Bonnie were sitting outside the Grill, both having a lemonade, when both their phones rang.
“Bonnie” Bonnie said.
“Hello, Elena speaking” Elena said, trying not to give away anything and hoping Bonnie would be too caught up in her own conversation.
“It’s time” Damon said. “Meet me at the Boarding House. I’ll be in the car” He ended the conversation.
And so did Bonnie. “Elena, I’m so sorry, but I have to go” she apologized.
“Oh?” Elena 说 sheepish.
“Yeah, I’m having a 日期 tonight” Bonnie blushed.
“Really? That’s great! Who’s the lucky one?” Elena fired her curiosity.
“Ehm, I rather not say. At least not until it’s official” Bonnie said.
“Of course, I get it” Elena said. Bonnie put some money on the table. “See 你 tomorrow?”
“Yeah, tell me all that happened” Elena waved as Bonnie walked away. The moment she was gone Elena jumped up and ran away as if she was being chased.
“Bonnie” Bonnie said.
“Hello, Elena speaking” Elena said, trying not to give away anything and hoping Bonnie would be too caught up in her own conversation.
“It’s time” Damon said. “Meet me at the Boarding House. I’ll be in the car” He ended the conversation.
And so did Bonnie. “Elena, I’m so sorry, but I have to go” she apologized.
“Oh?” Elena 说 sheepish.
“Yeah, I’m having a 日期 tonight” Bonnie blushed.
“Really? That’s great! Who’s the lucky one?” Elena fired her curiosity.
“Ehm, I rather not say. At least not until it’s official” Bonnie said.
“Of course, I get it” Elena said. Bonnie put some money on the table. “See 你 tomorrow?”
“Yeah, tell me all that happened” Elena waved as Bonnie walked away. The moment she was gone Elena jumped up and ran away as if she was being chased.
Present Day
“She suggested to stay with her so we could catch up, but I already promised Keith to stay with him. But we spent 更多 time together. When Mayor Lockwood died I returned, but 你 know that. 你 basically stalked me with your calls to get 你 out of trouble. How many nights did 你 spend in jail?” Kelsey chuckled. Then she sighed. “If I had foreseen this I would’ve enjoyed those little moments”
Amber didn’t react.
“Amber, sweetie, did 你 fall asleep?” Kelsey asked with a squeezed voice, knowing better. She pulled her sister up, taking her face in her hands. “Come on, it’s night. You’re a vampire, 你 should be awake” she 说 with a trembling voice.
But Amber still didn’t 显示 any sign of life.
“Amber?” Kelsey sobbed, tears rolling over her cheeks and she held her little sister tightly in her arms. The moon slowly rose…
“She suggested to stay with her so we could catch up, but I already promised Keith to stay with him. But we spent 更多 time together. When Mayor Lockwood died I returned, but 你 know that. 你 basically stalked me with your calls to get 你 out of trouble. How many nights did 你 spend in jail?” Kelsey chuckled. Then she sighed. “If I had foreseen this I would’ve enjoyed those little moments”
Amber didn’t react.
“Amber, sweetie, did 你 fall asleep?” Kelsey asked with a squeezed voice, knowing better. She pulled her sister up, taking her face in her hands. “Come on, it’s night. You’re a vampire, 你 should be awake” she 说 with a trembling voice.
But Amber still didn’t 显示 any sign of life.
“Amber?” Kelsey sobbed, tears rolling over her cheeks and she held her little sister tightly in her arms. The moon slowly rose…