The Six Unspeakables in Hogwarts - Rose

OK, I was just ranting on to Izzy about the horrors of prefects. And I thought I'd better let off my steam 由 writing. I shall sort the prefects into categories. From the twee and wet, to the pure evil demon spawn.

Here is the rating system, done 由 JCA (John Cabot Academy) school:
X = Harmless/Kind/Occasionally can be quite fun/ will never hand out detentions
XX = Competent student should cope/annoying/no sense of humour/won't give out detentions
XXX = Dodgy/very annoying/only an expert should cope/will give out minor punishments
XXXX = Dangerous/will give out 放学后（After School） detentions
XXXXX = Known...

James Potter's theme song. Based on "Teenage Dirtbag" 由 Wheatus.
WARNING: Mature content, I have a perverted mind. =P

Her name is Lily,
I have wet dreams about her,
She rings my bell-end,
Got Potions in half an hour,

Oh how she rocks,
In cloaks and Quidditch socks,
But she doesn't know who I am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,

'Cause I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Listen to Weird Sisters, baby, with me...
Oooooooooooh!

Her boyfriend's a slime,
He bring's a wand to school,
And he'd simply curse,
My 屁股 if he knew the truth,
He lives on my hall,
And drives a...

Ginny's theme song. Parody of "Girlfriend" 由 Avril Lavigne.


Hey, Harry! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think 你 need a new one
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!

Hey, Harry! You! You!
I know that 你 like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want 你 mine
You're so delicious
I think about 你 all the time
You're so addictive
Don't 你 know what I could do to make 你 feel alright?
(feel alright, feel alright, feel alright)
Don't pretend I think 你 know I'm d-mn precious
And hell yeah
I'm...

Aaah, and now witness the wonders of the Irish national anthem:

Annie 天使 Bowles: POTATOES! POTATOES! WE 爱情 POTATOES! AND OUR SQUIRRELS ARE RED!

Josie Cubbie Aaaah....the Irish.... :)

Sarah Allen: Annie, I wanna see your dance to it!!

Annie 天使 Bowles: Nooo, 你 can never see the dance! It is much too embarassing.

Josie Cubbie: IRISH PEOPLE!

Sarah Allen: In that case...
I HAVE to see it!!

Sarah Allen: BRITISH PEOPLE!

Annie 天使 Bowles: NEVER!!! WELSH PEOPLE! (just wanted to 加入 in..)

Josie Cubbie: :P GERMANS!!! hehehe hi sarah....who ever 你 are... :)

Sarah Allen: I would've thought you'd...