"Ouch, I Got Hit 由 A Car" written 由 真假公主 Bowles and Josephine Cubie 分钟 after they first met. Will go on the U-SPARK comic relief album along with "Osteoporosis" and "The Enviromental Song".
[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!
Ouch I got hit 由 car,
I got hit 由 a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Ouch I got hit 由 a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Ouch I got hit 由 a car,
由 my bestest mate Bert,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Oh can 你 help me,
my eye has got lost,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
I need to replace it,
How much will it cost?
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Look at me now,
My arm is paralysed,
Look at me now,
My 心 is out of control,
That car has taken it's toll,
WHOA!
One 更多 look and I can see the blood,
One 更多 touch and I can feel the thud,
OH NO!
[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!
Ouch I got hit 由 car,
I got hit 由 a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Ouch I got hit 由 a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Ouch I got hit 由 a car,
由 my bestest mate Bert,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Oh can 你 help me,
my eye has got lost,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
I need to replace it,
How much will it cost?
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Look at me now,
My arm is paralysed,
Look at me now,
My 心 is out of control,
That car has taken it's toll,
WHOA!
One 更多 look and I can see the blood,
One 更多 touch and I can feel the thud,
OH NO!
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So now, I want 你 to buy fairtrade bananas. Think of all those poor 香蕉 farmers who aren't getting enough money to feed their families in those far-off distrance countries where bananas grow. 或者 those little bananas, they need 太空 to play and peel and be FREE!
Remember, everytime 你 read Twilight - a 香蕉 dies. Please, think of the bananas. Thank you.