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how to be like bart simpson!!! now that's gd

posted by emo_mido

编辑 Steps1Work on your look. Get some gel and spike your hair as often as possible. Rigid spikes are so Bart Simpson! Keep the clothes simple-just T-shirts and shorts.
2Get a skateboard and practice, practice, practice! Practice when 你 get 首页 from school, on the weekends, and in every spare 分钟你 get. Try getting help from a person who's really good at it, and be patient. When you're good, teach yourself tricks like jumps and stuff. 滑冰 to school.
3Be mischievous, cheeky and witty. Have smart comebacks to everything, an "innocent" look and voice, and ways of entertaining the class, such as mouthing everything a teacher says in a lecture.
4Don't worry about anything! Just stay calm and cool.
5Say things like "Don't have a cow, man!" and "Ay Caramba! and "Eat my shorts!"
6Watch the Simpsons to get 更多 ideas. Plus, try to know a lot about the actual Bart Simpson.
7Keep a slingshot in your back pocket.
8Have a younger sister who 你爱情 annoying.If 你 dont,thats OK.

编辑 WarningsIf 你 choose to be mischievous 你 may get in trouble, but hey, that's what Bart's all about, right?

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Matt Groening - A breif history!

posted by Dominator

Not 由 me...found on net and I thought I would share..

Matt Groening was born in Portland, Oregon on 15th February 1954. His father, a cartoonist himself, encouraged his son’s primitive doodlings. Matt enjoyed drawing from an early age, but felt a strong loathing for coloring books, mainly because he was not able to stay inside the lines. In primary school, little left-handed Matt drew 动画片 when he should have been paying attention, which left strange gaps in his education. To this day, he does not know his state capitals, and do not bother asking him to multiply any numbers between 7...