2Get a skateboard and practice, practice, practice! Practice when 你 get 首页 from school, on the weekends, and in every spare 分钟 你 get. Try getting help from a person who's really good at it, and be patient. When you're good, teach yourself tricks like jumps and stuff. 滑冰 to school.
3Be mischievous, cheeky and witty. Have smart comebacks to everything, an "innocent" look and voice, and ways of entertaining the class, such as mouthing everything a teacher says in a lecture.
4Don't worry about anything! Just stay calm and cool.
5Say things like "Don't have a cow, man!" and "Ay Caramba! and "Eat my shorts!"
6Watch the Simpsons to get 更多 ideas. Plus, try to know a lot about the actual Bart Simpson.
7Keep a slingshot in your back pocket.
8Have a younger sister who 你 爱情 annoying.If 你 dont,thats OK.
编辑 WarningsIf 你 choose to be mischievous 你 may get in trouble, but hey, that's what Bart's all about, right?
I knew this 日 would come. I mean, Homer may not be the smartest guy I have served (as a customer), but he still has that little bit of a brain cell in there that was telling him 'Something isn't right here...'. I know. I must be the worst friend in the world, sleep'in with his wife. And I'm sorry. I was going through a phase; a horrible, sexy phase. I'm just a stupid, selfish, old basterd who only does things for his own pleasure. Of course, I didn't WANT this to happen, oor predict it would either. Sooo... yeah.That takes a load of ' This is all your fault!' off my back. And, come to mention it, she WAS drunk, so... yeah. Not my fault!
My name is Moe Syzlak, and this is my side to it.
Ps; Sorry that had to be so cheesy
Pss;Anyone wanna free flaming Moe?
My name is Moe Syzlak, and this is my side to it.
Ps; Sorry that had to be so cheesy
Pss;Anyone wanna free flaming Moe?
