Boomer: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
SB: I AM FINISHED!!!!! :D
Boomer: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! :D
SB: let's go.
outside....
Boomer: we need help.
SB: let's ask those boys in that club over there.
Inside...
Boys: -are making goo goo eyes at them-
SB: excuse us but have 你 any bug-eyed blond boys lately? that look like him? -points at Boomer-
随意 Boy: haven't seen them cutie.
SB: wtf?
Boomer: did he just call us-
随意 Boy: 你 two free tonight?
SB: seriously, 你 okay?
Boomer: i'm scared.
SB: wait a 分钟 this... THIS IS A CLUB FOR LESBIAN BOYS!!!
Boomer: O_O
SB: heh heh. RUN 婊子, 子 RUN!!!
SB and Boomer: -run out of there-
Boys: -chase them-
Boomer: WHY AREN'T WE FLYING AWAY?
SB: ehh, i feel lazy. THEY'RE GAINING ON US!
随意 Boy: GO OUT WITH ME!
随意 Boy: MARRY ME!
SB: don't worry Boomer, i'll save us! >:D -gets out saber- ABRACAPINGAS! -throws saber at lesbian boys-
FAIL.
SB: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Boomer: 你 could've just stabbed them.
SB: ................ -sigh- i'm such a dumbass. i guess we live the rest of our lives with Boomers and lesbian boys as our girlfriends.
Boomer: THAT'S IT! :D i got an idea!
随意 Boy: 吻乐队（Kiss） ME!
Boomer: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
All 女同性恋 are quiet...
Boomer: I NEED TO TELL 你 SOMETHING!
随意 Boy: what is it sweet cheeks?
Boomer: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
随意 Boy: is it me?
随意 Boy: 或者 me?
Boys: ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME?
Boomer: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
all 女同性恋 are quiet again...
Boomer: MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ACTUAL GIRL.
Boys: SAY WHAT?
Boomer: 你 HEARD ME 你 GAYS.
Boys: SHIT! -walk away-
SB: -whispers- great job Boomer, everyone knows 你 don't have a girlfriend.
Boomer: .... yes i do.
SB: it's okay. we're 安全 now.
Boomer: no, i really do.
SB: 你 do?
Boomer: yeah, it's Bubbles.
随意 Boy: -walks up to them- are 你 sure we can't do online dating?
SB: get the fuck out.
随意 Boy: -walks away-
Brick and Butch: -land-
Boomer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! 更多 LESBIANS!!! SHOOT THEM!!!!!!
Brick: we're not 女同性恋 dumbass.
Butch: it's just us.
Boomer: yeah right 女同性恋 in disguise.
Brick: ........ -beats the crap outta Boomer-
Boomer: -is injured- all right you're not lesbians.
SB: i got something on my Boomer detector. the Boomers are at.... Chuck E. Cheese?
Boomer: YAY! WE'RE GOING TO CHUCK E. CHEESE!
SB: let's go.
随意 Boy: HEY! 更多 BOYS! LET'S MAKE OUT WITH THEM!
Butch; THEY'RE GONNA RAPE US!!
SB: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!! TO CHUCK E. CHEESE!
-RRB fly away-
随意 Boy: WAIT! I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS!!!!
At Chuck E. Chesse....
SB: OMIGOD.
-100 Boomers invading the place-
To be continued....
Boomer: (drifting off to sleep) Boy, am I tired!
Bubbles: (yawn...) Me too.
Narrator: Oh boy, looks like Bubbles is lovestruck!I hope she's doing the right thing...
Bubbles was curling up to Boomer as she fell asleep.
Boomer: Bubbles? Bubbles! I don't think 你 want to sleep out were the bugs can get you!
Bubbles: Huh?
Boomer: Bubbles, do 你 want me to take 你 home?
Bubbles: Sure...
Boomer was now holding Bubbles and carrying her home.
Boomer: Heh! I'm in love!
Boomer thought to himself.
Bubbles: Boomer, I really, really, REALLY, like you.
Boomer: (sigh...) Me too. Oops! I mean I like you, not myself...
Bubbles: I know that!!!
Boomer: Oh yeah...
Bubbles and Boomer arrived at Bubbles's house.
Boomer: Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles wake up! Your home!
Bubbles: Oh, okay. Bye...
Boomer: Yeah, bye!
Bubbles: (yawn...) Me too.
Narrator: Oh boy, looks like Bubbles is lovestruck!I hope she's doing the right thing...
Bubbles was curling up to Boomer as she fell asleep.
Boomer: Bubbles? Bubbles! I don't think 你 want to sleep out were the bugs can get you!
Bubbles: Huh?
Boomer: Bubbles, do 你 want me to take 你 home?
Bubbles: Sure...
Boomer was now holding Bubbles and carrying her home.
Boomer: Heh! I'm in love!
Boomer thought to himself.
Bubbles: Boomer, I really, really, REALLY, like you.
Boomer: (sigh...) Me too. Oops! I mean I like you, not myself...
Bubbles: I know that!!!
Boomer: Oh yeah...
Bubbles and Boomer arrived at Bubbles's house.
Boomer: Bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles wake up! Your home!
Bubbles: Oh, okay. Bye...
Boomer: Yeah, bye!
