Mikuru Maid

Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the 标题 of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
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NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, 或者 she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society 或者 something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy 说 suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked 杜松子酒 nervously hoping she didn't get sick 或者 anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me 首页 in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined 由 saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing 你 then."Envy 说 with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike 首页 I noticed that I was 阅读 thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when 杜松子酒 made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk 或者 something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the 火, 消防 and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I 说 as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I 说 as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She 说 as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She 说 nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I 说 as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
...

-Gin's View-
The 船, 小船 sped along and I noticed Envy was asleep on my shoulder.I felt like a stalker 或者 somthing watching her sleep.Suddenly someone who looked like Itsuki was waving from the dock."Envy wake up!We're here!"I yelled.She yawned and I giggled cause she looked like a cat.
"Well everyone lets let this brigade event begin!"Haruhi proclaimed as we got to the manor and rooms were straighted out.
"We should go swimming 或者 something."Envy sugessted to Haruhi.I was thinking that Envy should become an Ichimaru for some reason.
"Well thats a great idea!"Haruhi replied"Lets go!
"She shure...