The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

You thought it was over?? HA!

At 晚餐 that night, the entire group of Itsuki's family ganged up on poor Haruhi, who didn't even have time to eat.

"So, 你 in high school?" Aiko asked. "Um, yeah." Replied Haruhi.
"Really? 你 look older!"
Haruhi's face went pale. "Um...I..do?"
"Yeah, 你 look like 你 could be 30, but your struggling not to get fat. Momoko's like that. She goes on a diet once a year, but they don't help."
"Aiko! Stop asking retarded questions!" A tall man said. "So, 你 think I look good?" "Um, yeah..." Haruhi asnwered. "You look nice, sir."
"Oh, I'm not a guy! I'm a girl! My name's...

Haruhi's POV
"Everyone, Ryoko made a suggestion to visit Koizumi-kun's grave." I turned away, trying not to let the image of my late boyfriend come to mind. it has been over a week since he was killed 由 the godamn Computer Club. I rummage through the drawers of our 台, 办公桌 and pull of the band i gave him when I promoted him to deputy cheif. I put it in my pocket. I'm going to put it on his grave, anyway.


"Here it is." Ryoko said, tired from running. There it was. The grave of someone who didn't really deserve to die. 'Here Lies Itsuki Koizumi', it said. It was surrounded 由 pictures, bouquets,...

"I'm sorry, Suzumiya-san." Itsuki apoligized, looking at Haruhi, who was watching TV with Saki. "I'm sorry." "It's okay." Haruhi answered as she held a laughing Saki.
"It will never happen agagin."
"Itsuki...I'm sure of it."
At that moment, in rushed Momoko, whose stomach looked bigger than usual. Itsuki face-palmed. "Don't tell me-" "-I'm pregnant!" Momoko announced, hugging Saki. "Congratulations, Momoko-san. Is it a boy 或者 girl?" Haruhi asked.
"I dunno yet. This is so exciting! I've never had a baby before!"
"We must plan the baby shower, Momoko, honey!"
"EEEEEE!! Let's go! EEEEEEEE!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"...

The 下一个 morning when I woke up, I felt my lips burning. Just a while 以前 I had kissed Itsuki Koizumi. Something I'd dreamed of doing for a while now. His words still buzzed through my brain;
ever since I first saw you, I knew I was in love...
It made my head spin to even think that he was in 爱情 with me. Out of all people in North High, out of all people in Japan, He loved me. And the crazy thing was, I loved him too.

When I walked into 首页 room, I noticed Kyon, In his usual spot in front of me. He wasn't about to look at me. I could tell. But then it hit me. I saw he was 阅读 a note. Who...

Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the 标题 of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, 或者 she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society 或者 something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy 说 suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked 杜松子酒 nervously hoping she didn't get sick 或者 anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me 首页 in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined 由 saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing 你 then."Envy 说 with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike 首页 I noticed that I was 阅读 thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when 杜松子酒 made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk 或者 something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the 火, 消防 and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I 说 as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I 说 as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She 说 as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She 说 nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I 说 as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
...

-Gin's View-
The 船, 小船 sped along and I noticed Envy was asleep on my shoulder.I felt like a stalker 或者 somthing watching her sleep.Suddenly someone who looked like Itsuki was waving from the dock."Envy wake up!We're here!"I yelled.She yawned and I giggled cause she looked like a cat.
"Well everyone lets let this brigade event begin!"Haruhi proclaimed as we got to the manor and rooms were straighted out.
"We should go swimming 或者 something."Envy sugessted to Haruhi.I was thinking that Envy should become an Ichimaru for some reason.
"Well thats a great idea!"Haruhi replied"Lets go!
"She shure...

התשובה היא תמיד בחזה ...
מדוע? אני, שבחרו אותך
הוחלט על ידי הגורל יקירתי כי לא יפסיקו כבר
אני מאמין כי מישהו פשוט מחקה משעמם
אתה תהיה בסדר!
אני רק עושה את הדברים כי אני מרגיש, כמו שאני מרגיש אותם

זה הרפתקה, נכון? נכון?! בעולם שבו האמיתות להפוך שקרים
אני אהיה חזקה כי קיים חלומות, לא למען מישהו

נא לבוא איתי
תסתכל על לשחרר אותי בלי סוף
ההווה...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 1

    I ran down the hallway as fast as I could trying to make it to my first class. I was gaming all night long in my new dorm at Fujioka College around the Kyoto area. I wasn't making a good impression on the first 日 at college, but what are 你 gonna do? As I passed the doors I realized the the classroom doors where going down. Room 5-A Room 4-A, I needed room 3-B! I quickly turned around and headed to my classroom. I stopped in front of the door thinking of my exquse. Like I was in a new scary building...