On episode 53 of Stampy's let's play videos, Stampy met a friendly creeper and wanted to know what made it friendly. I wrote a very lame story explaining how. this needs a 问题 mark to count, doesn't it?

Mommy creeper: Creepette, eat your tnt.

Creepette: but mum, why ssssshould i eat my tnt?

daddy creeper: becausssse when 你 grow up to be big and green, it will make 你 explode both 你 and the humanssss.

Creepette: but why, daddy? why do we blow up the humansssss?

daddy creeper: becaussss humanssss are bad. they intrude on our land and try to kill ussssss and sssssteal 或者 diamondsssss.

Creepette: maybe they just want a hug!

Mommy creeper: NONSSSSENSSSSE! humanssss are evil creatures who use weaponry to ssssteal our heartsssss of gunpowder to make coppiessss of our tnt mindsssss and ssssoulssssss. now, I won't ssssay this again. eat your tnt!

Creepette: no! i don't want to kill the humans! I'm going to change my name to Agetha and run away! but i won't tell 你 were! I will become a nice creeper and make lots of friends. I might even fall in 爱情 with an ocelot and become a disssney movie! I will become a veggitarian and only eat cake and melons and apples and bread! I WILL NOT BECOME A MEANIE AND I HOPE BOTH OF 你 BLOW UP!

so then Creepette-i mean agetha stormed out of the cave on her four short legs and found a lovely world with a lovely cat and a 熊 and a squid, but soon her cousin bossy bob found her and blew her and himself up in rage. Stampy, squid, and Leee were all very sad, and made a beautifull green grave for her and named a roller coaster after her! the end!