Only if 你 finished "New Planet, New Life".
NEW SQUIGLY LINE!! :O
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They were running back to the base due to the fact that they were ONCE AGAIN being chased 由 the whole Mobius and had used all of the chaos emeralds power AND had just attempted to destroy Mobius. "That wasn't in the brochure!" Zim said. 吉尔 farted in the air and grabbed Tak and farted away with them. Tails looked up and said, "Ohhh... That's what makes him fly. " They reached their base and borded everything up and went to the lab. "I think we might need a disguise." Zim said. He looked throughthe disquises and found a giant coat, fidora, and scarf so 你 could only see his eyes. The mob finally got in. Disguised Zim said, "Nothing to see here! ZIm is not in here! He is in Sonic's stomach laying eggs. "Who are you?" Shadow said. "UHhh... I'm.... Jimmy-droky-flinky-doody the hedgecow???" Zim said. "Oh." The mob 说 and left. A creature that looked like a 交叉, 十字架 between a hedgehog and cow walked 由 and said, "Not cool, dude." They walked outside. They saw Mef come over. She said, "You smell like Zim." I bet 你 ARE ZIM." She said. She pulled his coat, hat, and scarf off. She bit into his arm and said, "Yes, your Zim." She said. "You're lucky I'm not hungry." She said
Chapter 2 coming soon!
NEW SQUIGLY LINE!! :O
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They were running back to the base due to the fact that they were ONCE AGAIN being chased 由 the whole Mobius and had used all of the chaos emeralds power AND had just attempted to destroy Mobius. "That wasn't in the brochure!" Zim said. 吉尔 farted in the air and grabbed Tak and farted away with them. Tails looked up and said, "Ohhh... That's what makes him fly. " They reached their base and borded everything up and went to the lab. "I think we might need a disguise." Zim said. He looked throughthe disquises and found a giant coat, fidora, and scarf so 你 could only see his eyes. The mob finally got in. Disguised Zim said, "Nothing to see here! ZIm is not in here! He is in Sonic's stomach laying eggs. "Who are you?" Shadow said. "UHhh... I'm.... Jimmy-droky-flinky-doody the hedgecow???" Zim said. "Oh." The mob 说 and left. A creature that looked like a 交叉, 十字架 between a hedgehog and cow walked 由 and said, "Not cool, dude." They walked outside. They saw Mef come over. She said, "You smell like Zim." I bet 你 ARE ZIM." She said. She pulled his coat, hat, and scarf off. She bit into his arm and said, "Yes, your Zim." She said. "You're lucky I'm not hungry." She said
Chapter 2 coming soon!
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt 桃子 preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 或者 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 屁股 婊子, 子 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 婊子, 子 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 或者 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 屁股 婊子, 子 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 婊子, 子 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired 由 an old 文章 I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt 或者 Dull Object While Eating 苹果 Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return 首页 From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 苹果 Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked 或者 Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt 或者 Dull Object While Eating 苹果 Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return 首页 From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 苹果 Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked 或者 Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, 你 LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 说 HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
由 then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, 你 LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 说 HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
由 then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/