Sam Spence - Talking Banjos

Back in Charlestown

Bald Man With Beard: Do 你 have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth 日期 must be during, 或者 after 1994, and 你 must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some 老友记 to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man...

Ferris & Johnny went for a drive in Ferris' brand new 宝马 Z4

Ferris: According to our recon teams, those missiles were launched from the northwestern outskirts of Ludwigsburg. Every time we send in a strike team to find those bastards, they conceal their base of operations.
Johnny: Well it won't stay concealed for longer. I know we just met, but something tells me we're gonna make a great team.

As Ferris drove Johnny into Ludwigsburg, a Toyota 苔原 appeared behind them.

Johnny: Ferris, I think we got company.
Ferris: *Sees someone on the back of the truck with an RPD* Ver damnt. Hang on. *Floors...

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Tim: *Sitting 由 a campfire with Captain Jefferson* Ah, this is nice.
Captain: Yes it is.
Shayne: *Watching Metal Gloss and Stylo surfing*
Crane: I didn't know ponies could surf.
Shayne: Neither could I.
Wayne: What about trains?
Shayne: Are 你 kidding? We're too heavy.
Wayne: Try telling that to your silver friend.
Shayne: What? *Sees Sean on a big surfboard surfing along with several humans* In the world?!
Wayne: While Shayne refuses to believe what he's seeing, I shall host tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Wayne from The Nut House, and here's what we got lined up for you. Where Eagles...

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Victoria: *Going fast as she pulls a freight train*
Orion: I think I'm drinking too much booze. I just saw a train with a face.
Sean: *Appears behind him* How about a talking hedgehog?
Orion: *Screams, and runs away as fast as he can*
Mortomis: *Laughs* I'm glad you're in my 显示 Sean. Now, it's time for me to be the host again for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: Not my stories unfortunately.
Mortomis: We have On The Block, and The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash for 你 in our 秒 segment for this week.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery....