Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important 小马 in the entire universe! Applejack: Did 你 even check to see where 你 were standing? Twilight: Why? Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight* Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars* Fluttershy: Will she be okay? Rainbow Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original version 由 the way, not the extended one.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song. Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it. Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver. Oliver: I'm excited too Toad. Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake* Oliver: You're shaking 由 yourself?! Toad: I told 你 I'm nervous! *Falls apart* Oliver: There's a first. Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song. Pete: It seems that someone changed it. Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite! Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon* Thomas: I wish we had...
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our 显示 where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, 或者 played as characters in skits. For instance, 彩虹 Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The 屁股 屁股 Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: Whad up niggas? Audience: *Clapping* Twilight: Let's start off our first 日 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Mike: Heeey. Sean: What do 你 want Fonzi? Mike: Ladies. *Blows his horn* Rosie: *Pops up in front of him* Mike: Uuuhhh.... Sean: Too much for 你 to handle? *Chuckles as he leaves* Snowflake: What is it with that red diesel? Blowing his horn just to attract steam engines? Anyways, I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'll be your hostess tonight. We're finishing off this segment of the S.S.S.S with another episode of On The Block, and The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash. Enjoy.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Twilight, Master Sword, and Captain Jefferson: *Watching Gordon, and James argue* Gordon: I'm the greatest engine ever. James: No. I am! Henry: Duh, can I play? Gordon & James: No! James: I'm the greatest! Gordon: No! I am! Hawkeye: You're wrong. *Points to a Big Boy locomotive* That's the greatest engine ever. Pierce Hawkins here everyone, but 你 can call me Hawkeye. I'm hosting the S.S.S.S this week. Tonight, we start with back to back episodes of...
Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences
Hawkeye: And then we got....
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG Adventures of Thomas &...
Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be 说 for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the 小马 Alliance.
With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, 彩虹 Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses,...
Harry parked his 300 in front of the beach. He got out of his car with his cousin Casey, followed 由 Alan, and Camryn.
Alan: Smooth ride Harry. Harry: Only problem is that I can't fit my surfboards in the trunk. So I'm planning to sell them. Alan: Did 你 ever consider walking to the beach? 你 could save a lot of gas, and plus the four of us would be enough to carry all of our things here from our place on foot. Harry: From your place maybe, but not mine. Alan: Have 你 even tried? Harry: Uhm, no. Alan: Well then. How do 你 know unless 你 try? Casey: He's right. Camryn: 你 don't have to force him...
Sean: We're back. Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using 音乐 from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Sean: It's 更多 ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash are best friends....
It was a sunny 日 in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park
Sexy: *sets up blanket* Sean: *sets up chairs* Sonic: *carrying basket of food* Shadow: *doing nothing* Sean: 嘿 Shadow? Do 你 mind helping us out here? Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves. Sean: *rolls eyes* Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up. Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog. Sean: Me too. Sexy: Same here. Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see 你 set up. Chaos control *leaves* Sonic: Wow. Shadow...
The Norfolk Southern crews were busy as a freight train came towards them. Johnny was hiding behind one of the containers, thinking the missiles were on one of the cars.
Johnny: If they're not here, at least they'll be nearby on another car.
The girl that Johnny saw earlier walked into a small office building.
Norfolk Southern Clerk: Yes? How can I help you? Sabrina: My name is Sabrina Harper. I came here to look for work. Norfolk Southern Clerk: Will 你 be driving trains, 或者 conducting them? Sabrina: Neither. I know you're a secret communist organization the KGB created in 1982. I want to take...
A military truck stopped at an intermodal facility owned 由 Norfolk Southern. Hundreds of flatcars were being loaded with containers.
Episode 15: Point Taken
Crane Man: *Unloading missiles from the military truck*
Special guest stars
Vladimir Mashkov as Gorom Oromov Michael Gor as Ivan Loeg Angela Revalina as Sabrina Harper
NS Worker 54: Steady. Crane Man: *Slowly places missiles onto flatcar* Vladimir: With the missiles inside the container, no one will know where they are. Ivan: Good. I want everyone to keep a close eye on it, and make sure it doesn't leave this yard.
A game of checkers was being played 由 Ted Esler, and Johnny Lightning.
Ted: I only have 3 guys left. Johnny: *Looking at his 5 red pieces. One of them is a king. He takes out a black piece behind him* I think 你 meant to say 2. Ted: Well how about this? *Takes out two red pieces in one move* Johnny: Not bad, but not as good as this. *Takes out the remaining two pieces with his king* Ted: Uuuuuuh....here's your $500. Johnny: *Takes the money* Thank you. *Leaving the table* We need to do this again sometime.
Johnny then walked to Commander Kane's office. He had to wait for another agent to leave first....
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar* Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con* Con: *walks up 更多 stairs heading in the bathroom* Russian pony: Hey. I saw 你 enter the explosive room. Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony* Scarlet: What are 你 doing?! Con: *throws russian into bathtub* Russian pony: *pulls out gun* Con: *throws 粉丝 into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.
A man 由 the name of Virgil Adams was trying to sell some 图书 on Ebay when an ad popped up for Donald Trump.
Virgil: This bastard is getting too much publicity. Why can't he just be replaced 由 another president? *Looks to a drawer on the left, and places his right hand on his chin* I think I know how to do that.
Meanwhile, Johnny was getting close to the White House. As Commander Kane mentioned, people were rioting.
SJW's: He shouldn't be our president! Trump Supporters: If 你 don't like him, leave the country! Johnny: *Watching the riot, he has to slow down* SJW: *Walks to Johnny's car* Johnny:...
Snowflake: Now for some comedy from another pony. It's time to go Under The Arch With Tom Foolery!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 显示 that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch* Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap* Tom: Thank 你 everypony. Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap* Tom: Thank 你 very much. Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap* Tom: And shut up. Crowd: *Laughing*...
Parker: It's warmer! Kevin: Not 由 much. Parker: *Jumps into his swimming pool* Snowflake: Can we start the show? I got the lineup ready. Kevin: Yes Miss. Hostess. 你 may start. Jerry: What's the lineup? Snowflake: Down below.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started 由 a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new 图标 he created. This angered millions, and 分裂, 拆分 the My Little 小马 fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment were made illegal. This law was a gateway to making easy money on the internet, 由 上传...
Hilary was walking along the beach, wearing a 粉, 粉色 bikini. A 1955 Chevy was on the road 下一个 to her, moving slowly.
Man 54: What's with that guy in the black car? Man 69: *Looks at Hilary* Miss? I think someone's stalking you. Hilary: Stalking me? *Looks at the driver of the Chevy*
She only saw a brief glimpse of the driver, before he pulled out a gun, and shot her twice. The first bullet hit her head, and the 秒 went into her right breast. The car took off, leaving some smoke as it took off at high speed.
Alan: *In his car with Harry* Nothing's happening. Let's get some hot dogs. Dispatch: Attention...