I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, 展示 Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

Note: Fairy Tail was created 由 Hiro Mashima and the 日本动漫 is done 由 the studios A-1 Pictures, Statelight, Bridge, and CloverWorks. This fanfic is for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Erza Scarlet was the leader of a team of heroes, who often fought the forces of evil, with their special powers and abilities. Erza was a part of the Fairy Tail Guild, a dedicated group of wizards, vigilantes, and other types of heroes. Erza was the strongest and bravest member of the team and was one of the most intimidating members, of the entire guild. Despite that, she was a heroic, caring person, who wanted...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

The 日 after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.

Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank 你 sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*

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Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED,...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 街, 街道 with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten 由 parasprites, and now 你 want me to buy 你 a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are 你 in a bad mood? 圣诞节 is coming soon....

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It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the 海滩 with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: 你 haven't 说 that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic...

The eleven patients were a variety of nationalities/races. Three black men, two black women, two asian women, the rest were white men.

Johnny: *Sits down 下一个 to one of the black men* Hi. My name is Mark.
Frank: Hello Mark. I'm Frank.
Johnny: Where are 你 from?
Frank: I was originally born in Boston, but I've been living in Brazil since I was 3.
Johnny: What brings 你 here?
Frank: I wanna go back to Boston, but my wife is threatening to divorce me. What about you?
Johnny: I have autism, and everyone makes fun of me for that.
Frank: That's tough.
Johnny: What are 你 reading?
Frank: Ready Player One....

Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was 更多 happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an 橙子, 橙色 car. Not only did he 火, 消防 Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until...

彩虹 Dash drove her car out of Pontiac.

Pinkie Pie: Do 你 zhink anyone is following us?
Rainbow Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that 你 think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
Rainbow Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an 橙子, 橙色 car behind her* Remember seeing an 橙子, 橙色 Chevrolet Nova?
Rainbow Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows 彩虹 Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*...

It was a beautiful 日 in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, 彩虹 Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that 你 would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until 你 get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let 你 down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, 彩虹 Dash met an earth 小马 named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...

Harry drove his car with Alan, and Camryn in the back. Stuart met up with them in his car.

Harry: *Gets out with Alan, and Camryn* Stuart, perfect timing.
Stuart: Thanks a lot Harry.

Two 更多 officers arrived in different squad cars.

Officer 66: Hello guys.
Officer 52: We'll check out the crime scene. There's lots of people that need to be questioned.
Alan: We're on it.

But when they walked inside, another receptionist ran towards them.

Receptionist: Thank goodness you're here. Two of our patients are missing.
Harry: Who?
Receptionist: Alec Wheeler, and Ian Chance.
Alan: Were they the ones that killed...

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Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant 日 as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

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SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Kristen 钟, 贝尔 as Amy
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones

Also starring

Robert Pine as Andrew McLaren
Oscar Isaac as Daniel Astrachan

Harry: *Wakes up in his bed, and gets up*
Amy: *Downstairs making eggs with bacon*...

1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, 你 know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 2: How did 你 find me!?
PIG 1: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 2: 你 don't deserve this.. 你 don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 1: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 2: What 你 gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 1: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell 你 (add voice) 你 should probably be...

EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 随意 magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract 你 as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) 你 just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the sky*
Applejack: *Drunk, holding a shotgun* Oh look, it's an eagle. *Shoots 彩虹 Dash*
Tom: *Points at Applejack* Thankfully I'm nothing like that pony. I'm Tom Foolery from On The Block, and this is Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. You'll be pleased to know that this is my 秒 time hosting this series. With that, it's time to view this week's schedule.

On The Block: Rated TV-14
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA

Tom: We'll have part 2 on here at 8:20, and part 3 at 8:40. Enjoy the show.

Welcome to the block. And now for...

At the crash scene, Dale's dad was not happy. The officer that arrived wanted to arrest him.

Officer 94: I understand, I know the truck didn't stop, but if 你 weren't using your phone, maybe 你 could have avoided this.
Dale: My son is going to Trenton, and 你 bastards won't do shit about it!!!
Officer 94: Who's he going with?
Dale: *Sighs, clearly annoyed as he shakes his head* I reported to your Sargent that he's a missing person! Don't 你 know how to communicate over there?!?!
Officer 94: That's it. You're underarrest. *Arrests Dale's dad*
Dale: For hurting your feelings?
Officer 94: For using...

8 PM, eleven hours before Henry, Mike, and Dale would leave for Trenton.

Henry: *Knocks down ten bowling pins in Wii Sports*
Mike: That's your 秒 strike in a row.
Dale: You're beating both of us now.
Henry: We'll see if it'll stay that way once 你 go.
Dale: Right. *Waves his Wii-mote. The ball goes to the left, and knocks down six pins*
Henry: If this was real bowling, my arm would be hurting right now. I don't usually play five games in a row.
Mike: We'll stop once 你 lose.
Henry: That won't happen.

Outside of the house, a Suburban in State Police 颜色 passed.

Officer 85: Those two missing people...

It was very cold in Uliastai. The mountainous terrain was covered in snow. Johnny drove into town in his Alfa.

Johnny: The South Koreans will fly me to safety once I complete my objective. *Walking down a street*

There were not many houses in the area he was dropped off. However, some of them had hidden security cameras.

Korean 53: Yes sir. We're keeping an eye on him now.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and starts running* Let's give the Alfa another run. *Selects his 1968 Alfa Romeo Spider, and jumps*
Commander Kane: His watch tends to do that from time to time.
Korean 53: Understood. Continuing survelliance....