Song: link
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, 或者 is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
彩虹 Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll 显示 everyone My Little Pornstar: The 粉丝 Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. 彩虹 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
彩虹 Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
彩虹 Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
彩虹 Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
彩虹 Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
彩虹 Dash: Right. So now that 你 know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
彩虹 Dash: *Not amused* 你 really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
彩虹 Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do 你 do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
彩虹 Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
彩虹 Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
彩虹 Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes 你 have.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can 你 hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
彩虹 Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as 彩虹 Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do 你 have anything to say before 你 do this?
彩虹 Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
音乐 Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
彩虹 Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
彩虹 Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
音乐 Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
彩虹 Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If 你 give them the stuff, yeah.
彩虹 Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
彩虹 Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did 你 do that for?!
彩虹 Dash: I have to tell 你 guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
彩虹 Dash: No!! I don't even know where 你 got that from! Also, why did 你 tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
彩虹 Dash: It's disgusting! 你 shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did 你 crash into my house?
彩虹 Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: 你 have wings. How could 你 lose control?
彩虹 Dash: 你 make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* 彩虹 Dash, I saw 你 out there! That was awesome!
彩虹 Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when 你 brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, 你 told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
彩虹 Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't 你 have something 你 wanted to tell us?
彩虹 Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are 你 thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do 你 read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then 你 don't have to worry about it.
The 下一个 day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving 你 a pair of wings to compete against 彩虹 Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If 你 win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There 你 are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo 屁股 out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think 彩虹 Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with 彩虹 Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her 步枪 at 彩虹 Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
彩虹 Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at 彩虹 Dash, but misses*
彩虹 Dash: *Nearly gets hit 由 the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
彩虹 Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, 或者 whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* 你 muthafuckin' white 屁股 cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on 彩虹 Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots 彩虹 Dash in the leg*
彩虹 Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a 云, 云计算 fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! 你 know what? I don't even know why I keep putting 你 in this show!
彩虹 Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: 彩虹 Dash, please save me!!!
彩虹 Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope 你 can!! I hope you're right!!!!
彩虹 Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: 你 know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
彩虹 Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
彩虹 Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing 枪 at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, 你 ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. 你 left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
彩虹 Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her 老友记 或者 not.
Now this is the end. If 你 liked this episode, good for you. Become a 粉丝 of it, and leave a comment. If 你 didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. 你 should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope 你 still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter 包, 换行 Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. 你 cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter 包, 换行 Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
彩虹 Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no 你 ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. 你 can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to 彩虹 Dash* Dashie, how's my 最喜爱的 biyatch?!
彩虹 Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help 你 clear the clouds mah nigga.
彩虹 Dash: Are 你 feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I 爱情 you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
彩虹 Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get 你 back home.
Back at Twilight's 树 home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: 你 got high, and passed out? 彩虹 Dash helped 你 get back 首页 before 你 caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what 你 ramblin' about?
Spike: 你 got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. 彩虹 Dash helped 你 get here before 你 caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck 彩虹 Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a 《冰雪奇缘》 lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* 你 used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't 你 just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about 你 using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing 你 a favor.
Mayor Mare: 你 broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have 你 executed. 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, 你 out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't 你 heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, 或者 is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
彩虹 Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll 显示 everyone My Little Pornstar: The 粉丝 Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. 彩虹 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
彩虹 Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
彩虹 Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
彩虹 Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
彩虹 Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
彩虹 Dash: Right. So now that 你 know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
彩虹 Dash: *Not amused* 你 really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
彩虹 Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do 你 do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
彩虹 Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
彩虹 Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
彩虹 Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes 你 have.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can 你 hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
彩虹 Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as 彩虹 Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do 你 have anything to say before 你 do this?
彩虹 Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
音乐 Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
彩虹 Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
彩虹 Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
音乐 Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
彩虹 Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If 你 give them the stuff, yeah.
彩虹 Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
彩虹 Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did 你 do that for?!
彩虹 Dash: I have to tell 你 guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
彩虹 Dash: No!! I don't even know where 你 got that from! Also, why did 你 tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
彩虹 Dash: It's disgusting! 你 shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did 你 crash into my house?
彩虹 Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: 你 have wings. How could 你 lose control?
彩虹 Dash: 你 make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* 彩虹 Dash, I saw 你 out there! That was awesome!
彩虹 Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when 你 brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, 你 told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
彩虹 Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't 你 have something 你 wanted to tell us?
彩虹 Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are 你 thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do 你 read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then 你 don't have to worry about it.
The 下一个 day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving 你 a pair of wings to compete against 彩虹 Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If 你 win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There 你 are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo 屁股 out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think 彩虹 Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with 彩虹 Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her 步枪 at 彩虹 Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
彩虹 Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at 彩虹 Dash, but misses*
彩虹 Dash: *Nearly gets hit 由 the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
彩虹 Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, 或者 whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* 你 muthafuckin' white 屁股 cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on 彩虹 Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots 彩虹 Dash in the leg*
彩虹 Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a 云, 云计算 fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! 你 know what? I don't even know why I keep putting 你 in this show!
彩虹 Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: 彩虹 Dash, please save me!!!
彩虹 Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope 你 can!! I hope you're right!!!!
彩虹 Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: 你 know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
彩虹 Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
彩虹 Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing 枪 at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, 你 ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. 你 left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
彩虹 Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her 老友记 或者 not.
Now this is the end. If 你 liked this episode, good for you. Become a 粉丝 of it, and leave a comment. If 你 didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. 你 should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope 你 still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter 包, 换行 Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. 你 cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter 包, 换行 Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
彩虹 Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no 你 ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. 你 can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to 彩虹 Dash* Dashie, how's my 最喜爱的 biyatch?!
彩虹 Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help 你 clear the clouds mah nigga.
彩虹 Dash: Are 你 feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I 爱情 you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
彩虹 Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get 你 back home.
Back at Twilight's 树 home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: 你 got high, and passed out? 彩虹 Dash helped 你 get back 首页 before 你 caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what 你 ramblin' about?
Spike: 你 got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. 彩虹 Dash helped 你 get here before 你 caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck 彩虹 Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a 《冰雪奇缘》 lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* 你 used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't 你 just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about 你 using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing 你 a favor.
Mayor Mare: 你 broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have 你 executed. 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, 你 out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't 你 heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
