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Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I 迷失 in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if 你 won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How 你 guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the 秒 half of our 显示 here for 你 tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. 彩虹 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

彩虹 Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
彩虹 Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
彩虹 Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
彩虹 Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
彩虹 Dash: Right. So now that 你 know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
彩虹 Dash: *Not amused* 你 really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
彩虹 Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do 你 do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
彩虹 Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An 小时

彩虹 Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.

彩虹 Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes 你 have.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can 你 hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
彩虹 Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.

A train whistle goes off as 彩虹 Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.

彩虹 Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do 你 have anything to say before 你 do this?
彩虹 Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
音乐 Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
彩虹 Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*

As she started to practice, the 音乐 ponies were playing the instrumental part of One 由 Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.

彩虹 Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
音乐 Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
彩虹 Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*

At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link

Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If 你 give them the stuff, yeah.
彩虹 Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
彩虹 Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did 你 do that for?!
彩虹 Dash: I have to tell 你 guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
彩虹 Dash: No!! I don't even know where 你 got that from! Also, why did 你 tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
彩虹 Dash: It's disgusting! 你 shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did 你 crash into my house?
彩虹 Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: 你 have wings. How could 你 lose control?
彩虹 Dash: 你 make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* 彩虹 Dash, I saw 你 out there! That was awesome!
彩虹 Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when 你 brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, 你 told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
彩虹 Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't 你 have something 你 wanted to tell us?
彩虹 Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are 你 thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do 你 read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then 你 don't have to worry about it.

The 下一个 day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.

Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving 你 a pair of wings to compete against 彩虹 Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If 你 win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There 你 are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo 屁股 out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think 彩虹 Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)

During the start of the competition.

Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with 彩虹 Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.

That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her 步枪 at 彩虹 Dash.

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Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
彩虹 Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at 彩虹 Dash, but misses*
彩虹 Dash: *Nearly gets hit 由 the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
彩虹 Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, 或者 whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* 你 muthafuckin' white 屁股 cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on 彩虹 Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots 彩虹 Dash in the leg*
彩虹 Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a 云, 云计算 fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!

Ew! 你 know what? I don't even know why I keep putting 你 in this show!

彩虹 Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: 彩虹 Dash, please save me!!!
彩虹 Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope 你 can!! I hope you're right!!!!
彩虹 Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: 你 know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
彩虹 Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
彩虹 Dash: I do. Lose some weight.

Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.

Police Ponies: *Pointing 枪 at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, 你 ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!

But Spike is still in Pornstarville. 你 left him there.

Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*

Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.

彩虹 Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.

Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her 老友记 或者 not.

Now this is the end. If 你 liked this episode, good for you. Become a 粉丝 of it, and leave a comment. If 你 didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. 你 should know better then that.

Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope 你 still like this episode.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Sean: Enjoy seeing 更多 of me in the 下一个 episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run 由 five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 8: Contract

The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor 由 a small 船, 小船 called a tugboat.

When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the 船, 小船 with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.

Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to 你 Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have 你 bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* 你 guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with 你 all.
Sean: We like working with 你 too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up 更多 passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright 你 guys. I'll see 你 tomorrow.

Jim watched his 老友记 leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.

Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.

But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.

下一个 morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up 更多 passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats 下一个 to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.

Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of 破烂, 垃圾 has been replaced 由 us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, 更多 work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do 更多 work here then 你 ever could.
Palmetto: 你 better keep your mouth shut stripe face, 或者 你 won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* 你 have to get my passengers off of that ship, 或者 you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: 你 haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*

As for the other engines, they were not pleased 由 Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to 加入 forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.

Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, 或者 passengers. Jim was much 更多 useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use 枪 even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*

下一个 day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.

Sean: 嘿 Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do 你 trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and 你 won't get one unless 你 get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting 更多 work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All 你 do is stick your microphone out 随意 places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be 更多 then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of 你 to catch on fire.
Palmetto: 你 know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were 你 serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.

Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.

The End.

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Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am 由 the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See 你 then.