Song: link
Saten Twist: *Holding a chainsaw* Look what I got.
Master Sword: Don't bother us Saten!!!!
Tom: Yeah, let the cool guys do this. We don't like you.
Saten Twist: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screwball: That's not good. Anyways, I'm Screwball, from The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash. I am your hostess. The back to back episodes of The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash will begin now.
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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 6
The Discord Express
Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.
Two other stallions were watching the train go 由 in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry
Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead: Yeah. Duuh, I wonder where it's going.
Hungry: Ah, who knows?
彩虹 Dash: *Flies by*
Pinkie Pie: *Following 彩虹 Dash*
Hungry: 嘿 look, it's Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash.
Knucklehead: I wonder what they're doin.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees train* Dashie, look!
彩虹 Dash: That's the train we need to stop. The Discord Express may have loads of weapons for that crazy villain, but when we get on board, it won't make it to it's destination.
Karl: I wanna blow the whistle!
Kyle: No, I'm doing it!! *Blows whistle* Now 你 shovel the coal! *Gives shovel to Karl*
The two stallions were too busy arguing to even notice that 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie got on board the train.
彩虹 Dash: Plan A, we uncouple the freight cars from the engine, and the weapons don't get to Discord's base.
Pinkie Pie: Where's the coupling?
彩虹 Dash: Allow me. *Goes to coupling, and uncouples freight cars from engine* Hasta la vista Karl, and Kyle.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, Auf Wiedersehen.
Karl: *Fighting with Kyle* I got to blow the whistle, so it's only fair that 你 shovel coal!
Kyle: No way. You're younger, so you're stronger!
Karl: Ugh, fine. *Looks back* Wait a minute! Our train is missing!!
Kyle: Well, that ain't good! Go back!
Karl: You're the engineer!
Kyle: Oh, right. *Applies brakes, and drives backwards*
Pinkie Pie: They're coming back.
彩虹 Dash: *Sees switch* Not if I can help it. *Puts switch to other track*
Karl: *Drives pass the train*
Kyle: We've been switched onto another track!
Karl: Drive forward, and switch the track so that we go towards that train!
Kyle: *drives forward*
Meanwhile, with Hungry, and Knucklehead.
Knucklehead: *Driving car 由 train tracks* Hey, this bridge is out!
Hungry: And the tracks go to Discord's base.
Knucklehead: We gots to warn 彩虹 Dash! *Drives to the train*
Hungry: *Follows*
At the train
彩虹 Dash: You'll have to go through us if 你 wanna take this train to Discord's base.
Karl: Bring it!
Pinkie Pie: *Playing 蝙蝠侠 音乐 from the 60's*
Kyle: *Grabs shovel*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Kyle: *Swings shovel at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Kyle*
OOF
Karl: *Grabs coal*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Falls on ground*
SPLAT
Pinkie Pie: *Climbs down from engine*
Karl: *About to 冲床 Pinkie Pie*
彩虹 Dash: *Blows steam from train into Karl's face*
Karl: *Punches himself*
OUCH
Kyle: *Punches 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Oh! *Falls on floor*
Kyle: *Kicks 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs Kyle, and slams him into wall*
KA-BLAM
Knucklehead, and Hungry arrive, and accidentally run into the train causing it to 移动 由 itself.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, wait for me!
Karl: No, wait for me!!
Hungry: Wait for us!
Knucklehead: Yeah, we'll help 你 stop the train 彩虹 Dash!
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into Hungry's car* Floor it!
Hungry & Knucklehead: *Drives towards train*
Karl: What about me?!
Kyle: Well, we're both on a moving train.
彩虹 Dash: And it's moving 由 itself.
Kyle: Towards Ponyville. If Discord can't have the weapons, then everypony may die.
彩虹 Dash: I won't allow it! *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: Whoa! *Nearly falls off engine*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Kyle*
Kyle: *Dragging along ground from train* AHH!!
彩虹 Dash: I gotta destroy this thing before it reaches Ponyville. *Flies towards freight car*
Kyle: *Climbing back onto train* I'll make this thing go faster! *Makes train go faster*
彩虹 Dash: *Sees bomb* If I can detonate this in time, the train will blow up before it reaches Ponyville. *Sets bomb to go off in one minute*
News Pony: This just in, a train loaded with explosives is heading towards Ponyville.
Ponies: Oh no!! *Running around*
Knucklehead: *Driving 由 engine*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto train* Guten tag.
Kyle: Oh great. 你 again.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. *Pushes Kyle off train, then applies brakes*
彩虹 Dash: *Returns to engine* Pinkie, make that thing head away from Ponyville, then get out quickly!
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Makes train go forward, and jumps out*
Karl: NOOO!
Kyle: Discord is not going to be happy with this!
The train exploded, and fortunately, nopony was hurt.
Colgate: Ponyville is saved. 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved us all!
Ponies: Hooray!!
Karl: Umm..
Kyle: ... I guess it's too late for sorry?
Police: *Arrive*
彩虹 Dash: Arrest these two for attempting to kill an entire town of innocent ponies.
Police: RIght away Miss. 彩虹 Dash.
Karl, and Kyle were arrested. The 日 was saved once again. Thanks to 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie, as well as two other ponies that were stupid, but very brave.
The End
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice 日 in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet 苹果 Acres. He was looking 前锋, 期待 to having one of Applejack's famous 苹果 pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few 分钟 later, 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking 由 Sweet 苹果 Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
彩虹 Dash: Do 你 hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a 分钟 to hear the sound that 你 are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
彩虹 Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help 你 hear, that helps 你 see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
彩虹 Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet 苹果 Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting 你 over this 火, 消防 anyway.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth 墙 breaking to me.
彩虹 Dash: Release Soarin, 或者 else.
Kyle: 你 can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
彩虹 Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
彩虹 Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank 你 for saving me.
彩虹 Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call 你 beautiful, because 你 are beautiful. No doubt about it.
彩虹 Dash: *Blushing* 你 really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. 你 didn't do anything to help her.
彩虹 Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
彩虹 Dash: Can 你 excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
彩虹 Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are 你 表演 like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do 你 mean forget it?
彩虹 Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced 由 somepony else.
Screwball: Who is 彩虹 Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do 你 want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny 你 should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: 彩虹 Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
彩虹 Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
彩虹 Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One 冲床 ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits 彩虹 Dash in the head with metal pipe*
彩虹 Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
彩虹 Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are 你 okay?
彩虹 Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. 你 captured Soarin. Now, *Starts 火, 消防 in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
彩虹 Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: 你 know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's 蝙蝠侠 音乐 on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs metal rod* 嘿 Kyle, let's see how 你 like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
随意 WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
彩虹 Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no 你 don't. *Pushes 彩虹 Dash away from Soarin*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
彩虹 Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party 大炮, 加农炮 at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On 秒 thought, surrender.
彩虹 Dash: Now, why were 你 trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much 你 like The Wonderbolts.
彩虹 Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're 冷却器 than me, and 你 always beat me in every battle we have.
彩虹 Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving 你 all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
彩虹 Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure 你 get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
彩虹 Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
Saten Twist: *Holding a chainsaw* Look what I got.
Master Sword: Don't bother us Saten!!!!
Tom: Yeah, let the cool guys do this. We don't like you.
Saten Twist: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screwball: That's not good. Anyways, I'm Screwball, from The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash. I am your hostess. The back to back episodes of The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash will begin now.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 6
The Discord Express
Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.
Two other stallions were watching the train go 由 in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry
Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead: Yeah. Duuh, I wonder where it's going.
Hungry: Ah, who knows?
彩虹 Dash: *Flies by*
Pinkie Pie: *Following 彩虹 Dash*
Hungry: 嘿 look, it's Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash.
Knucklehead: I wonder what they're doin.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees train* Dashie, look!
彩虹 Dash: That's the train we need to stop. The Discord Express may have loads of weapons for that crazy villain, but when we get on board, it won't make it to it's destination.
Karl: I wanna blow the whistle!
Kyle: No, I'm doing it!! *Blows whistle* Now 你 shovel the coal! *Gives shovel to Karl*
The two stallions were too busy arguing to even notice that 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie got on board the train.
彩虹 Dash: Plan A, we uncouple the freight cars from the engine, and the weapons don't get to Discord's base.
Pinkie Pie: Where's the coupling?
彩虹 Dash: Allow me. *Goes to coupling, and uncouples freight cars from engine* Hasta la vista Karl, and Kyle.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, Auf Wiedersehen.
Karl: *Fighting with Kyle* I got to blow the whistle, so it's only fair that 你 shovel coal!
Kyle: No way. You're younger, so you're stronger!
Karl: Ugh, fine. *Looks back* Wait a minute! Our train is missing!!
Kyle: Well, that ain't good! Go back!
Karl: You're the engineer!
Kyle: Oh, right. *Applies brakes, and drives backwards*
Pinkie Pie: They're coming back.
彩虹 Dash: *Sees switch* Not if I can help it. *Puts switch to other track*
Karl: *Drives pass the train*
Kyle: We've been switched onto another track!
Karl: Drive forward, and switch the track so that we go towards that train!
Kyle: *drives forward*
Meanwhile, with Hungry, and Knucklehead.
Knucklehead: *Driving car 由 train tracks* Hey, this bridge is out!
Hungry: And the tracks go to Discord's base.
Knucklehead: We gots to warn 彩虹 Dash! *Drives to the train*
Hungry: *Follows*
At the train
彩虹 Dash: You'll have to go through us if 你 wanna take this train to Discord's base.
Karl: Bring it!
Pinkie Pie: *Playing 蝙蝠侠 音乐 from the 60's*
Kyle: *Grabs shovel*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Kyle: *Swings shovel at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Kyle*
OOF
Karl: *Grabs coal*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Falls on ground*
SPLAT
Pinkie Pie: *Climbs down from engine*
Karl: *About to 冲床 Pinkie Pie*
彩虹 Dash: *Blows steam from train into Karl's face*
Karl: *Punches himself*
OUCH
Kyle: *Punches 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Oh! *Falls on floor*
Kyle: *Kicks 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs Kyle, and slams him into wall*
KA-BLAM
Knucklehead, and Hungry arrive, and accidentally run into the train causing it to 移动 由 itself.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, wait for me!
Karl: No, wait for me!!
Hungry: Wait for us!
Knucklehead: Yeah, we'll help 你 stop the train 彩虹 Dash!
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into Hungry's car* Floor it!
Hungry & Knucklehead: *Drives towards train*
Karl: What about me?!
Kyle: Well, we're both on a moving train.
彩虹 Dash: And it's moving 由 itself.
Kyle: Towards Ponyville. If Discord can't have the weapons, then everypony may die.
彩虹 Dash: I won't allow it! *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: Whoa! *Nearly falls off engine*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Kyle*
Kyle: *Dragging along ground from train* AHH!!
彩虹 Dash: I gotta destroy this thing before it reaches Ponyville. *Flies towards freight car*
Kyle: *Climbing back onto train* I'll make this thing go faster! *Makes train go faster*
彩虹 Dash: *Sees bomb* If I can detonate this in time, the train will blow up before it reaches Ponyville. *Sets bomb to go off in one minute*
News Pony: This just in, a train loaded with explosives is heading towards Ponyville.
Ponies: Oh no!! *Running around*
Knucklehead: *Driving 由 engine*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto train* Guten tag.
Kyle: Oh great. 你 again.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. *Pushes Kyle off train, then applies brakes*
彩虹 Dash: *Returns to engine* Pinkie, make that thing head away from Ponyville, then get out quickly!
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Makes train go forward, and jumps out*
Karl: NOOO!
Kyle: Discord is not going to be happy with this!
The train exploded, and fortunately, nopony was hurt.
Colgate: Ponyville is saved. 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved us all!
Ponies: Hooray!!
Karl: Umm..
Kyle: ... I guess it's too late for sorry?
Police: *Arrive*
彩虹 Dash: Arrest these two for attempting to kill an entire town of innocent ponies.
Police: RIght away Miss. 彩虹 Dash.
Karl, and Kyle were arrested. The 日 was saved once again. Thanks to 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie, as well as two other ponies that were stupid, but very brave.
The End
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice 日 in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet 苹果 Acres. He was looking 前锋, 期待 to having one of Applejack's famous 苹果 pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few 分钟 later, 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking 由 Sweet 苹果 Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
彩虹 Dash: Do 你 hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a 分钟 to hear the sound that 你 are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
彩虹 Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help 你 hear, that helps 你 see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
彩虹 Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet 苹果 Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting 你 over this 火, 消防 anyway.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth 墙 breaking to me.
彩虹 Dash: Release Soarin, 或者 else.
Kyle: 你 can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
彩虹 Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
彩虹 Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank 你 for saving me.
彩虹 Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call 你 beautiful, because 你 are beautiful. No doubt about it.
彩虹 Dash: *Blushing* 你 really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. 你 didn't do anything to help her.
彩虹 Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
彩虹 Dash: Can 你 excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
彩虹 Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are 你 表演 like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do 你 mean forget it?
彩虹 Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced 由 somepony else.
Screwball: Who is 彩虹 Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do 你 want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny 你 should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: 彩虹 Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
彩虹 Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
彩虹 Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One 冲床 ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits 彩虹 Dash in the head with metal pipe*
彩虹 Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
彩虹 Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are 你 okay?
彩虹 Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. 你 captured Soarin. Now, *Starts 火, 消防 in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
彩虹 Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: 你 know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's 蝙蝠侠 音乐 on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs metal rod* 嘿 Kyle, let's see how 你 like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
随意 WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
彩虹 Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no 你 don't. *Pushes 彩虹 Dash away from Soarin*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
彩虹 Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party 大炮, 加农炮 at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On 秒 thought, surrender.
彩虹 Dash: Now, why were 你 trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much 你 like The Wonderbolts.
彩虹 Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're 冷却器 than me, and 你 always beat me in every battle we have.
彩虹 Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving 你 all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
彩虹 Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure 你 get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
彩虹 Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End