Song: link
Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: 你 killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one 分钟 without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...
On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Orion: Enjoy.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are 你 called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then 你 would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: 你 will one 日 my friend. 你 will one day. *Looking at audience* Now, we're gonna start off our 显示 with a segment we like to call Crossover Parodies, and that's when we make a crossover of something, and make fun of it.
Master Sword: That's right, and our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.
Location: Ponyville, Sweet 苹果 Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
An evil scientist 由 the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, 或者 Mobius.. Whatever it's called.
Audience: *Laughing*
The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, 或者 1942?
Audience: *Laughing*
Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.
Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over 由 Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a 城堡 in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Your mission is to attack the 城堡 in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.
After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.
Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and 你 need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.
One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping
Sean: Ok. I was scared 由 Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission 由 myself. *Walks out of house*
As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.
Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask 你 a 问题 while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO 你 THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't 你 realize 你 could get yourself killed 由 doing that?
Sean: No. Only 枪 can kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. 你 need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes 你 do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes 你 do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*
Celestia appeared out of nowhere.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where 彩虹 Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............
The End of the crossover parody.
Now for the rest of this episode
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 1: Introductions
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: See what I mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Standing 由 her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: 嘿 Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want 你 to take a look at this 树 I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did 你 accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, at a 音乐 store.
Saten Twist: *Looking at instruments*
Store Owner: May I help 你 sir?
Saten Twist: Yes. What do 你 get when 你 combine a trumpet with a trombone?
Store Owner: What?
Saten Twist: I don't know. You're the 音乐 expert.
Store: But if 你 don't know, why did 你 ask me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I think I should leave now. *Runs out of store*
Store Owner: Jeez. Ponies these days keep getting weirder, and weirder.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure 你 that no 更多 rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in 秒 place with negative seventy nine thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Ozzy: *Drunk* ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing hard*
Ozzy: AI AI AI AI AI!
Audience: *Cheering, and laughing*
Ozzy, and Alex: *Staring at each other with weird looks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Martha Stewart is in a commanding lead with zero dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Martha: *Has podium decorated with flowers* Alex. I've transformed this simple game 显示 podium, into a winter cornucopia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: Using dry face, and snow tip eucalypti. I really treasure it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Wow. And in third place with negative one hundred thousand dollars. *Sighs* Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Sean: We meet again Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I noticed 你 weren't able to sit down during the commercial. What's wrong sweetheart? Still didn't lose your virginity?
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank 你 Mr. The Hedgehog. Now let's take a look at the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Drummers named Ringo
States ending in "Jersey"
Richard Nixon
The number after 2
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaars
And finally, Don't Do Anything
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: What is it Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Knock knock.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sighs* Who's there?
Sean: Me, the guy who slept with your grand daughter last night!
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Drummers named Ringo for 400. And the answer is, "This Ringo was the 星, 星级 鼓手 for The Beatles."
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Martha Stewart?
Martha: *Sad* I'm so terribly lonely.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I know.
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Sean the hedgehog. The 鼓手 for the Beatles.
Sean: Uh, Craving Moorehead.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is Craving Moorehead.
Sean: Apparently 你 are.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: *Not happy* The answer of course was Ringo Starr. Mr. Osborne, 你 get to choose.
Ozzy: Choose? I'll take Charleston Chews for sixteen million.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Don't do anything. The answer to this is don't do anything. Don't ring your buzzer, just remain motionless, and 你 all win.
Ozzy: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Osborne 你 just lost.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well at least the other two contestants-
Martha: *Rings in*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did 你 ring your buzzer?
Martha: Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated new england warbler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Well congratulations Mr. The Hedgehog 你 win.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: *Angry* Wha-
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did 你 do that?!!?
Sean: Because I hate 你 Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, it's your board.
Sean: It certainly is 你 beef witted 苹果 john.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Looky what I did.
He changed Richard Nixon, to Hard On
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ugh... Alright.
Sean and Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Alright, let's just end this. Final jeopardy. The category is, 你 know what? I'll tell 你 what, the category is things 你 like. Just write down, 或者 draw a picture of something 你 like.
Audience: *Laughing*
The final jeopardy song started playing.
Alex: If 你 like circles, draw a circle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Osborne could draw a Charleston Chew.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog could draw me hanging myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anything at all.
The 钟, 贝尔 rang, and time was up.
Alex: Well let's start with Ozzy Osborne. He wrote, *Looks at his board* Monkeys. Fine, that's great 你 like monkeys.
Ozzy: No I don't! I hate monkeys!! They're awful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ozzy: I had a monkey one time, and he was nothing like Donkey Kong. So, I sent him to hell!
Audience and Ozzy: *Laughing*
Alex: There's something wrong with your brain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Martha's board* Martha Stewart seems confident, let's see what she wrote. *Looks at Martha's board* Absolutely nothing.
Martha: Alex, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your chump change.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're playing for charity.
Martha: Yeah well screw them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please seek some counselling. And finally, Sean The Hedgehog, 你 wrote, *Looks at Sean's board* Alex Trebek. I-I can't believe it. Som-something 你 like is me.
Sean: Hey, I know I'm hard on you, but it's all in good fun.
Alex: I-I don't know what to say. Let's see how much 你 wagered.
The wagered section of the board said...
Alex: Sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: I can't believe I fell for that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: So long from Celebrity Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One 日 at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking 由 the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do 你 keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, 由 the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues 阅读 the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started 写作 to a 随意 小马 in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who 你 are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and 由 doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can 你 tell my your names so that I can adress 你 properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are 你 doing?
Corporal Agarn: 写作 a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come 你 read a letter while doing all those cool stunts 你 did?
Captain Parmenter: What are 你 talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do 你 know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.
Announcer: We'll be back with 更多 episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did 你 really think 你 could get away with watching this 显示 without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*
The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created 由 彩虹 Dash.
彩虹 Dash: *Playing electric 吉他 while flying* I suppose you're wondering how this is possible. Well, I'll tell 你 how. The all new Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. It's really alcohol, and makes 你 do stupid things 你 wouldn't do in real life. I guess that's why others think I'm arrogant, 或者 cocky.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. Not a real energy drink.
The 下一个 commercial was for Fix-A-Dent.
Mare: If 你 wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO 你 FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mare: Anyway, buy Fix-A-Dent.
The final commercial was for a company on the internet called Spamdex.
Stallion: Do 你 go on the internet a lot? Do 你 hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give 你 our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what 你 want us to do, and constantly make 更多 advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making 你 get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost 你 money. In fact, we collect one dollar a 分钟 for every commercial 你 watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so 你 have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: And now, we return to Aqua Marine's Journey.
Double Scoop: Well. Those were interesting.
Sunny: Forget television. Let's go outside.
They turn off the TV, and run outside. Then, the TV turned on 由 itself, and the announcer was on.
Announcer: If you're not outside, you're not active. *Turns off TV*
Audience: *Laughing*
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the 街, 街道 intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.
Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I 说 about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're 你 thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director: That's for the 下一个 episode!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh.
Mortomis: I didn't get to say anything!
Director: Oh shut up, 你 played as Ozzy Osborne.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: And I played as Martha Stewart.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: *Not amused* Yes. 你 did.
Master Sword: I got to play as a Corporal that went on a rampage.
Director: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't like your attitude good sir.
Director: Alright! Look! One 更多 joke for the audience, and you're free. Okay?
Audience: Yeah! *Chanting* One 更多 joke. One 更多 joke. One 更多 joke.
Tom: Okay, I got one. What kind of truck does Big Macintosh like to drive?
Master Sword: I don't know, what?
Tom: Mack.
Audience: *Booing*
Director: That was terrible! Give them a better joke!
Tom: *Angry at the director* 你 know what? You're just as annoying as a snew!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Director: Snew? What's snew?
Tom: Oh nothing much. What's new with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Okay. Now 你 can go.
They started running up the streets to their houses.
Tom: Thanks everypony, you've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight! *Runs away*
Audience: *Clapping*
Director: Jeez. And I thought this would be a very unsuccessful pilot episode.
Then a plane crashed into a house, and the pilot came out.
Pilot: How did 你 know I would be an unsuccessful pilot?
Audience: *Laughing*
The End.
Orion: And finally, to conclude S.S.S.S...
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Theme Song: link
Tim: *Driving out of the police station to the right of the train tracks in a brand new Caprice police car*
Dispatch: Attention all units, we're getting reports of 街, 街道 racing north of Shadow Lake on Green Drive.
Tim: GT12, responding. Do 你 have a 描述 of the vehicles?
Dispatch: GT12, your targets are four Chevys.
The cars appeared on the front window.
Tim: *Looks at the cars* A '70 Chevelle, '73 Camaro, '74 Corvette, and a '56 Bel Air. I'll take the Camaro. *Drives to the 街, 街道 racers*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
And 彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose
These are the cars: images6.fanpop.com/image/forum/219000/219421_144364140...png 你 can barely see the Bel Air, since it's blocked off 由 the Camaro
街, 街道 Racing Ponies: *Sees three police cars coming towards them* Skyline GTR's, incoming. *Getting into their cars, and driving away*
Police 小马 93: GT12, this is GT7, with GT14, and 8, in pursuit of the other vehicles. Your Camaro is heading westbound.
Camaro Pony: *Driving away at 70 miles an hour*
Tim: *Turns right, crossing the train tracks, and going under a highway* I see him, in pursuit now. *Turns on his siren, and police lights, and chases the Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Turns left, and goes northbound*
Tim: He's heading northbound. Any other units available?
Dispatch: Negative GT12, other units are currently busy.
Camaro Pony: *Sees a traffic 果酱 in front of him, and does a u turn, hitting Tim's car in the process*
Tim: *Turns his car around*
Camaro Pony: *Passes an intersection*
Ponies: *Stop their cars to avoid crashing*
Tim: *Passes the intersection* He's going under the highway.
Camaro Pony: *Turns left after passing under the highway*
Tim: I'm losing him. *Turns left*
Camaro Pony: *Getting away, but a garbage truck gets in front of him, and he drives into the docks. He accidentally goes through a container, and spins out, getting his back wheels over the edge of the dock*
Stop the song
Tim: *Stops his car in the docks* GT12, the pursuit is over. Suspect has gotten his car stuck in the docks.
Camaro Pony: *Slowly getting out*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and walks towards the Camaro Pony*
Camaro Pony: *As soon as he gets out of the car, he spots Tim*
Tim: Don't move. You're underarrest. *Puts cuffs on the Camaro Pony*
Camaro Pony: And I guess I have the right to remain silent, huh?
Tim: Yes. *Takes the Camaro 小马 to the police car, and puts him in the backseat, then talks on the radio* GT12 to dispatch, I have the driver in custody.
Dispatch: Ten-4, take him to station 4.
Camaro Pony: What about my car?
His car suddenly started leaning towards the water, and fell in it.
Tim: Shame. That really was a nice car.
Camaro Pony: 你 are going to get it, right?
Tim: Yes, but first we gotta get 你 into jail.
Tim returned to the station with the 小马 he arrested. Ten 分钟 later, Tim was in the briefing room. The yellow unicorn in the front of the room was his captain, Sean Jefferson.
Captain Jefferson: Thanks to Tim, we got one of the 街, 街道 racers already. His group is called the Low Riders, they race mostly muscle cars on the Round Freeway. They were at Green Drive so they could modify their cars whenever they weren't racing. 你 see, they were hanging out 由 the auto 商店 下一个 to the highway bridge. If 你 spot anymore of them, call for backup. That's it, back to work.
GTPD Ponies: *Getting up, and leaving the office*
Tim: *Leaving*
Captain Jefferson: Mr. Miller, 你 got a moment?
Tim: Sure. *Walks towards the Captain*
Captain Jefferson: I hope 你 enjoyed your week of riding solo, because now, 你 have a new partner.
Tim: I do?
A blue pegasus with a 彩虹 mane walked into the room.
Julia: Hi.
Captain Jefferson: Say hello to your new partner. Julia Rose.
Tim: *Shaking Julia's hoof* Hi, Tim Miller.
Captain Jefferson: She's been trained to drive our interceptors. You'll be riding with her in one of those from now on. Your new code name is GT24.
Tim: Okay. Is that all Captain?
Captain Jefferson: No, you're good. Good luck out there Rose.
Julia: Thanks. *Walks with Tim*
They walked outside, and saw their new police car.
Tim: So this is our new police car.
Julia: Yep. 宝马 M4, modified to go 265 miles an hour. 0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. The fastest police car we got.
Tim: Well it's certainly better than those GTR's we have. Those can only do 214.
Julia: I'm driving. Get in.
They got in the police car, and Julia turned left. They were heading towards the docks. Before they could even say anything, a Ferrari 458 passed them at high speed.
Julia: *Chases the Ferrari while turning on the siren, and police lights*
Tim: GT24, we spotted a red Ferrari 458 going over 100. Eastbound 由 the docks.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Ferrari Pony: *After passing the docks, he turns left, and goes onto the highway*
Julia: *Goes onto the highway*
Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the 小马 in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him* Oh no 你 don't. *Gets into the right lane*
Julia: *Slowing down* I can't get into the right lane, it's too crowded.
Tim: He's not going anywhere fast either.
Ferrari Pony: *Stuck behind a tanker, then gets back into the left lane* This trucker better not try to block me off.
Trucker Pony: *Turns into the left lane*
Ferrari Pony: *Gets his car stuck between the truck's trailer, and the barrier* Dammit! *Stops his car, and jumps out. He runs across the highway*
Ponies: *Stopping their cars to prevent their selves from hitting the Ferrari Pony*
Tim: Pull over, and let's go after him.
Julia: *Pulls over the police car*
The Ferrari 小马 ran towards the gun 商店 set up 下一个 to the highway.
Gun 商店 Pony: *In his store, restocking a shelf with shotguns*
Ferrari Pony: *Runs in* You! *Closes the door behind him* Give me a shot gun, and a semi automatic pistol, pronto.
Gun 商店 Pony: 你 got a license to carry loaded guns?
Ferrari Pony: *Grabs the Gun 商店 Pony, and pushes him onto the floor. He goes over the counter, and grabs a shotgun* I assume this is loaded.
Gun 商店 Pony: *Stays on the ground* You're not going to get away with this once the cops arrive.
Ferrari Pony: Speak for yourself. *Taking shot 枪 shells, and takes a semi automatic pistol*
Tim & Julia: *Arriving at the gun shop*
Gun 商店 Pony: Look out officers, he's got two guns!
Tim: Stay calm!
Julia: Listen, drop the guns, come out with your hooves up, and no shots have to be fired.
Ferrari Pony: *Fires two shots from the shot gun*
The bullets went through the closed door.
Tim: If 你 火, 消防 one 更多 bullet at me, 或者 my partner, we will return fire!
Ferrari Pony: Why don't 你 come on in, and try to arrest me?!
Gun 商店 Pony: *Kicks the gun out of the pony's hoof* Come on in!
Tim & Julia: *Run into the store*
Tim: Don't move.
Ferrari Pony: *Stays still*
Tim: *Takes the pistol away from the Ferrari pony, and arrests him* Why don't 你 take him back to the highway?
Julia: *Walks back to the highway with the Ferrari pony*
Tim: 你 okay?
Gun 商店 Pony: *Gets up* I felt the adrenaline rushing when I kicked that gun out of his hooves.
Tim: Thanks for your help.
Gun 商店 Pony: No problem. Why do we have ponies like that in this world?
Tim: Why do 你 own a gun shop?
Gun 商店 Pony: So ponies can go hunting. I don't intend for any of my customers to kill each other.
Tim: Do 你 hunt?
Gun 商店 Pony: Yes sir.
Tim: So do I. One day, we oughta go together to shoot some deer.
Gun 商店 Pony: Sounds good. Come 由 anytime officer.
Tim: Will do. *Leaves the gun shop, and heads back towards his police car*
Tim, and Julia interrogate the 小马 in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.
Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He 说 he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill 你 two didn't bring him any justice.
The Low Riders met up across the 街, 街道 from the train station around 9 O' Clock. The ponies with the Corvette, Chevelle, and Bel Air were not caught.
Corvette Pony: *Pacing the floor* I am not happy with one of our gang members being arrested.
Chevelle Pony: *Sitting with the Bel Air 小马 in a chair*
Bel Air Pony: What do 你 want us to do?
Corvette Pony: Race on the round freeway. At least until the cops come. We got a new 小马 joining us tomorrow. You'll spot him in a red Cavalier.
Chevelle Pony: *Nods*
Bel Air Pony: When do we meet this 小马 in his Cavalier?
Corvette Pony: Tomorrow when we go racing.
The 下一个 morning, they got onto the freeway. They waited on the bridge going over the train tracks that ran from the station.
Corvette Pony: *Gets out of his car*
Chevelle Pony: *Gets out of his car*
Bel Air Pony: *Gets out of his car*
Corvette Pony: I 爱情 this freeway. The traffic only goes one direction. Clockwise.
Chevelle Pony: When does your friend in the Cavalier get here?
Corvette Pony: Soon. Let's wait. We don't wanna start without him.
Tim: *Passes the train station, and gets on the freeway* Thanks for letting me drive this time.
Julia: You're welcome.
Tim: *Spots the Low Riders*
Julia: They're not doing anything.
Tim: There's a first.
Julia: Attention all units, this is GT24. We spotted the Low Riders. They're not doing anything.
Dispatch: 24, pull over, and wait for them to make their move.
Julia: Ten-4.
Tim: *Pulls over* Do 你 think they'll see us from here?
Julia: No, but we can see them. *Gets her binoculars, and looks at them* It's like they're waiting for something.
Tim: Well, 你 let me know if 你 see them do anything.
Julia: Okay.
The Low Riders were still standing there, waiting for a 小马 to arrive in a red Cavalier.
Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another 小马 joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four suspects are in their cars on the bridge 由 the train station.
Dispatch: Copy. GT5, and 19 are on their way now.
Cavalier Pony: *Revving his engine* 你 ready?
Bel Air Pony: Yeah.
They took off, burning rubber in the process.
Corvette 小马 & Chevelle Pony: *In their cars getting ready to race each other*
Song: link
Tim: *Spots the two cars speeding past him* Let's go! *Follows the two cars with his siren and lights on*
Police Ponies: *In Nissan Skyline's behind the Corvette, and Chevelle*
Corvette Pony: Cops, get out of here! *Drives away*
Chevelle Pony: *Drives away*
Cavalier Pony: *Passing the Bel Air pony*
Bel Air Pony: *Turns off the freeway*
Julia: GT24, we're chasing the Bel Air. The Red Cavalier is still on the freeway, heading eastbound.
Dispatch: Any units near Coal Creek, and 或者 on the freeway, be on the lookout for a speeding vehicle. Your target is a red 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier.
Four police ponies were near the Cavalier, and a picture of the car popped up on their front window.
Bel Air Pony: *Heading south on a road with train tracks*
Tim: He's heading for the highway.
Julia: 你 better try to stop him.
Tim: *Taps the back of the Bel Air*
Bel Air Pony: *Spins out, and hits the barrier on the highway*
Corvette Pony: *Going over 90 miles an 小时 with the 小马 in his Chevelle*
Police 小马 48: GT14, we apprehended the 小马 in the Cavalier.
Julia: GT24, we stopped the driver in his Bel Air, but he needs to be taken to the hospital.
Police 小马 43: Ten-4, 5 and 19 are still in pursuit of the other two cars.
Mare 89: *Driving a Prius when she sees the speeding muscle cars heading towards her* Oh my goodness!! *Freaking out, and swerving*
Corvette 小马 & Chevelle Pony: *Braking, and turning to the right, but they crash into a silver station wagon*
Police Ponies: *Stopping behind the cars*
Police 小马 43: GT5, and 19, the other drivers crashed into another car, we're gonna need an ambulance.
Tim: *Talks on the radio in his car* Correct me if I'm wrong, but did 你 say 你 got the other racers?
Police 小马 43: Yes, we got them.
Tim: Good job everyone. The Captain is going to be very pleased.
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.
Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* 嘿 Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard 你 and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without having them crash. Okay?
Julia: Okay.
Tim: Will do.
And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link
When 你 read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Julia: *Driving the police car*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to Julia*
Stallion 38: *Crosses a double line to pass Tim and Julia in a light grey BMW*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talking on the police radio*
Julia: *Turns on the police lights, and siren*
Stallion 38: *Drives faster*
Julia: *Follows the stallion*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Captain Jefferson: *His voice is heard with Tim's, having a conversation with him a 日 after the chase* 你 seem to be forgetful about a long of things Miller.
Tim: I beg your pardon?
Stallion 38: *Drifts right*
Police cars furnished 由 Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
Julia: *Following the BMW*
Captain Jefferson: Do 你 remember me telling 你 to prevent any of your suspects from injuring their selves from crashes during a chase?
Stallion 38: *Crashes into a garbage truck*
Tim: Oh sir, that wasn't me. Julia was driving.
Julia: *Gets out of the car to help the stallion get out of his car*
Captain Jefferson: She 说 it's the other way around.
Tim: Alright, so she's lying to protect her own plot.
Stallion 38: *Getting out of the car with the help of Julia*
Tim: How am I even supposed to stop these ponies from crashing when they're in front of us?
Captain Jefferson: Block them off for starters.
Julia: *Leaning the 小马 onto the car*
Stallion 38: *Looking up at Julia, mouthing the words thank you*
Tim: Yeah, that's easier 说 then done.
The 下一个 day, Tim and Julia were on patrol on the 圈, 圈子 freeway. The speed was seventy, but everyone was only doing 65.
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
Song: link
Orion: We hope 你 enjoyed this segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Come 由 下一个 week for 更多 stuff just like this.
Gordon: Express coming through! *Hits Orion*
Orion: *Stuck on Gordon's face* How do I keep getting myself into these situations?
The End
Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: 你 killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one 分钟 without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...
On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Orion: Enjoy.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are 你 called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then 你 would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: 你 will one 日 my friend. 你 will one day. *Looking at audience* Now, we're gonna start off our 显示 with a segment we like to call Crossover Parodies, and that's when we make a crossover of something, and make fun of it.
Master Sword: That's right, and our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.
Location: Ponyville, Sweet 苹果 Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
An evil scientist 由 the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, 或者 Mobius.. Whatever it's called.
Audience: *Laughing*
The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, 或者 1942?
Audience: *Laughing*
Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.
Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over 由 Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a 城堡 in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Your mission is to attack the 城堡 in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.
After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.
Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and 你 need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.
One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping
Sean: Ok. I was scared 由 Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission 由 myself. *Walks out of house*
As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.
Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask 你 a 问题 while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO 你 THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't 你 realize 你 could get yourself killed 由 doing that?
Sean: No. Only 枪 can kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. 你 need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes 你 do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes 你 do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*
Celestia appeared out of nowhere.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where 彩虹 Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............
The End of the crossover parody.
Now for the rest of this episode
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 1: Introductions
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: See what I mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Standing 由 her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: 嘿 Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want 你 to take a look at this 树 I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did 你 accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, at a 音乐 store.
Saten Twist: *Looking at instruments*
Store Owner: May I help 你 sir?
Saten Twist: Yes. What do 你 get when 你 combine a trumpet with a trombone?
Store Owner: What?
Saten Twist: I don't know. You're the 音乐 expert.
Store: But if 你 don't know, why did 你 ask me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I think I should leave now. *Runs out of store*
Store Owner: Jeez. Ponies these days keep getting weirder, and weirder.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure 你 that no 更多 rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in 秒 place with negative seventy nine thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Ozzy: *Drunk* ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing hard*
Ozzy: AI AI AI AI AI!
Audience: *Cheering, and laughing*
Ozzy, and Alex: *Staring at each other with weird looks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Martha Stewart is in a commanding lead with zero dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Martha: *Has podium decorated with flowers* Alex. I've transformed this simple game 显示 podium, into a winter cornucopia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: Using dry face, and snow tip eucalypti. I really treasure it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Wow. And in third place with negative one hundred thousand dollars. *Sighs* Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Sean: We meet again Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I noticed 你 weren't able to sit down during the commercial. What's wrong sweetheart? Still didn't lose your virginity?
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank 你 Mr. The Hedgehog. Now let's take a look at the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Drummers named Ringo
States ending in "Jersey"
Richard Nixon
The number after 2
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaars
And finally, Don't Do Anything
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: What is it Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Knock knock.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sighs* Who's there?
Sean: Me, the guy who slept with your grand daughter last night!
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Drummers named Ringo for 400. And the answer is, "This Ringo was the 星, 星级 鼓手 for The Beatles."
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Martha Stewart?
Martha: *Sad* I'm so terribly lonely.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I know.
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Sean the hedgehog. The 鼓手 for the Beatles.
Sean: Uh, Craving Moorehead.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is Craving Moorehead.
Sean: Apparently 你 are.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: *Not happy* The answer of course was Ringo Starr. Mr. Osborne, 你 get to choose.
Ozzy: Choose? I'll take Charleston Chews for sixteen million.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Don't do anything. The answer to this is don't do anything. Don't ring your buzzer, just remain motionless, and 你 all win.
Ozzy: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Osborne 你 just lost.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well at least the other two contestants-
Martha: *Rings in*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did 你 ring your buzzer?
Martha: Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated new england warbler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Well congratulations Mr. The Hedgehog 你 win.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: *Angry* Wha-
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did 你 do that?!!?
Sean: Because I hate 你 Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, it's your board.
Sean: It certainly is 你 beef witted 苹果 john.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Looky what I did.
He changed Richard Nixon, to Hard On
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ugh... Alright.
Sean and Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Alright, let's just end this. Final jeopardy. The category is, 你 know what? I'll tell 你 what, the category is things 你 like. Just write down, 或者 draw a picture of something 你 like.
Audience: *Laughing*
The final jeopardy song started playing.
Alex: If 你 like circles, draw a circle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Osborne could draw a Charleston Chew.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog could draw me hanging myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anything at all.
The 钟, 贝尔 rang, and time was up.
Alex: Well let's start with Ozzy Osborne. He wrote, *Looks at his board* Monkeys. Fine, that's great 你 like monkeys.
Ozzy: No I don't! I hate monkeys!! They're awful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ozzy: I had a monkey one time, and he was nothing like Donkey Kong. So, I sent him to hell!
Audience and Ozzy: *Laughing*
Alex: There's something wrong with your brain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Martha's board* Martha Stewart seems confident, let's see what she wrote. *Looks at Martha's board* Absolutely nothing.
Martha: Alex, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your chump change.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're playing for charity.
Martha: Yeah well screw them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please seek some counselling. And finally, Sean The Hedgehog, 你 wrote, *Looks at Sean's board* Alex Trebek. I-I can't believe it. Som-something 你 like is me.
Sean: Hey, I know I'm hard on you, but it's all in good fun.
Alex: I-I don't know what to say. Let's see how much 你 wagered.
The wagered section of the board said...
Alex: Sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: I can't believe I fell for that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: So long from Celebrity Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One 日 at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking 由 the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do 你 keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, 由 the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues 阅读 the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started 写作 to a 随意 小马 in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who 你 are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and 由 doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can 你 tell my your names so that I can adress 你 properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are 你 doing?
Corporal Agarn: 写作 a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come 你 read a letter while doing all those cool stunts 你 did?
Captain Parmenter: What are 你 talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do 你 know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 号角 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 你 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.
Announcer: We'll be back with 更多 episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did 你 really think 你 could get away with watching this 显示 without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*
The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created 由 彩虹 Dash.
彩虹 Dash: *Playing electric 吉他 while flying* I suppose you're wondering how this is possible. Well, I'll tell 你 how. The all new Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. It's really alcohol, and makes 你 do stupid things 你 wouldn't do in real life. I guess that's why others think I'm arrogant, 或者 cocky.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. Not a real energy drink.
The 下一个 commercial was for Fix-A-Dent.
Mare: If 你 wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO 你 FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mare: Anyway, buy Fix-A-Dent.
The final commercial was for a company on the internet called Spamdex.
Stallion: Do 你 go on the internet a lot? Do 你 hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give 你 our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what 你 want us to do, and constantly make 更多 advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making 你 get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost 你 money. In fact, we collect one dollar a 分钟 for every commercial 你 watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so 你 have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: And now, we return to Aqua Marine's Journey.
Double Scoop: Well. Those were interesting.
Sunny: Forget television. Let's go outside.
They turn off the TV, and run outside. Then, the TV turned on 由 itself, and the announcer was on.
Announcer: If you're not outside, you're not active. *Turns off TV*
Audience: *Laughing*
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the 街, 街道 intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.
Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I 说 about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're 你 thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director: That's for the 下一个 episode!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh.
Mortomis: I didn't get to say anything!
Director: Oh shut up, 你 played as Ozzy Osborne.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: And I played as Martha Stewart.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: *Not amused* Yes. 你 did.
Master Sword: I got to play as a Corporal that went on a rampage.
Director: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't like your attitude good sir.
Director: Alright! Look! One 更多 joke for the audience, and you're free. Okay?
Audience: Yeah! *Chanting* One 更多 joke. One 更多 joke. One 更多 joke.
Tom: Okay, I got one. What kind of truck does Big Macintosh like to drive?
Master Sword: I don't know, what?
Tom: Mack.
Audience: *Booing*
Director: That was terrible! Give them a better joke!
Tom: *Angry at the director* 你 know what? You're just as annoying as a snew!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Director: Snew? What's snew?
Tom: Oh nothing much. What's new with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Okay. Now 你 can go.
They started running up the streets to their houses.
Tom: Thanks everypony, you've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight! *Runs away*
Audience: *Clapping*
Director: Jeez. And I thought this would be a very unsuccessful pilot episode.
Then a plane crashed into a house, and the pilot came out.
Pilot: How did 你 know I would be an unsuccessful pilot?
Audience: *Laughing*
The End.
Orion: And finally, to conclude S.S.S.S...
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Theme Song: link
Tim: *Driving out of the police station to the right of the train tracks in a brand new Caprice police car*
Dispatch: Attention all units, we're getting reports of 街, 街道 racing north of Shadow Lake on Green Drive.
Tim: GT12, responding. Do 你 have a 描述 of the vehicles?
Dispatch: GT12, your targets are four Chevys.
The cars appeared on the front window.
Tim: *Looks at the cars* A '70 Chevelle, '73 Camaro, '74 Corvette, and a '56 Bel Air. I'll take the Camaro. *Drives to the 街, 街道 racers*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
And 彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose
These are the cars: images6.fanpop.com/image/forum/219000/219421_144364140...png 你 can barely see the Bel Air, since it's blocked off 由 the Camaro
街, 街道 Racing Ponies: *Sees three police cars coming towards them* Skyline GTR's, incoming. *Getting into their cars, and driving away*
Police 小马 93: GT12, this is GT7, with GT14, and 8, in pursuit of the other vehicles. Your Camaro is heading westbound.
Camaro Pony: *Driving away at 70 miles an hour*
Tim: *Turns right, crossing the train tracks, and going under a highway* I see him, in pursuit now. *Turns on his siren, and police lights, and chases the Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Turns left, and goes northbound*
Tim: He's heading northbound. Any other units available?
Dispatch: Negative GT12, other units are currently busy.
Camaro Pony: *Sees a traffic 果酱 in front of him, and does a u turn, hitting Tim's car in the process*
Tim: *Turns his car around*
Camaro Pony: *Passes an intersection*
Ponies: *Stop their cars to avoid crashing*
Tim: *Passes the intersection* He's going under the highway.
Camaro Pony: *Turns left after passing under the highway*
Tim: I'm losing him. *Turns left*
Camaro Pony: *Getting away, but a garbage truck gets in front of him, and he drives into the docks. He accidentally goes through a container, and spins out, getting his back wheels over the edge of the dock*
Stop the song
Tim: *Stops his car in the docks* GT12, the pursuit is over. Suspect has gotten his car stuck in the docks.
Camaro Pony: *Slowly getting out*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and walks towards the Camaro Pony*
Camaro Pony: *As soon as he gets out of the car, he spots Tim*
Tim: Don't move. You're underarrest. *Puts cuffs on the Camaro Pony*
Camaro Pony: And I guess I have the right to remain silent, huh?
Tim: Yes. *Takes the Camaro 小马 to the police car, and puts him in the backseat, then talks on the radio* GT12 to dispatch, I have the driver in custody.
Dispatch: Ten-4, take him to station 4.
Camaro Pony: What about my car?
His car suddenly started leaning towards the water, and fell in it.
Tim: Shame. That really was a nice car.
Camaro Pony: 你 are going to get it, right?
Tim: Yes, but first we gotta get 你 into jail.
Tim returned to the station with the 小马 he arrested. Ten 分钟 later, Tim was in the briefing room. The yellow unicorn in the front of the room was his captain, Sean Jefferson.
Captain Jefferson: Thanks to Tim, we got one of the 街, 街道 racers already. His group is called the Low Riders, they race mostly muscle cars on the Round Freeway. They were at Green Drive so they could modify their cars whenever they weren't racing. 你 see, they were hanging out 由 the auto 商店 下一个 to the highway bridge. If 你 spot anymore of them, call for backup. That's it, back to work.
GTPD Ponies: *Getting up, and leaving the office*
Tim: *Leaving*
Captain Jefferson: Mr. Miller, 你 got a moment?
Tim: Sure. *Walks towards the Captain*
Captain Jefferson: I hope 你 enjoyed your week of riding solo, because now, 你 have a new partner.
Tim: I do?
A blue pegasus with a 彩虹 mane walked into the room.
Julia: Hi.
Captain Jefferson: Say hello to your new partner. Julia Rose.
Tim: *Shaking Julia's hoof* Hi, Tim Miller.
Captain Jefferson: She's been trained to drive our interceptors. You'll be riding with her in one of those from now on. Your new code name is GT24.
Tim: Okay. Is that all Captain?
Captain Jefferson: No, you're good. Good luck out there Rose.
Julia: Thanks. *Walks with Tim*
They walked outside, and saw their new police car.
Tim: So this is our new police car.
Julia: Yep. 宝马 M4, modified to go 265 miles an hour. 0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. The fastest police car we got.
Tim: Well it's certainly better than those GTR's we have. Those can only do 214.
Julia: I'm driving. Get in.
They got in the police car, and Julia turned left. They were heading towards the docks. Before they could even say anything, a Ferrari 458 passed them at high speed.
Julia: *Chases the Ferrari while turning on the siren, and police lights*
Tim: GT24, we spotted a red Ferrari 458 going over 100. Eastbound 由 the docks.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Ferrari Pony: *After passing the docks, he turns left, and goes onto the highway*
Julia: *Goes onto the highway*
Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the 小马 in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him* Oh no 你 don't. *Gets into the right lane*
Julia: *Slowing down* I can't get into the right lane, it's too crowded.
Tim: He's not going anywhere fast either.
Ferrari Pony: *Stuck behind a tanker, then gets back into the left lane* This trucker better not try to block me off.
Trucker Pony: *Turns into the left lane*
Ferrari Pony: *Gets his car stuck between the truck's trailer, and the barrier* Dammit! *Stops his car, and jumps out. He runs across the highway*
Ponies: *Stopping their cars to prevent their selves from hitting the Ferrari Pony*
Tim: Pull over, and let's go after him.
Julia: *Pulls over the police car*
The Ferrari 小马 ran towards the gun 商店 set up 下一个 to the highway.
Gun 商店 Pony: *In his store, restocking a shelf with shotguns*
Ferrari Pony: *Runs in* You! *Closes the door behind him* Give me a shot gun, and a semi automatic pistol, pronto.
Gun 商店 Pony: 你 got a license to carry loaded guns?
Ferrari Pony: *Grabs the Gun 商店 Pony, and pushes him onto the floor. He goes over the counter, and grabs a shotgun* I assume this is loaded.
Gun 商店 Pony: *Stays on the ground* You're not going to get away with this once the cops arrive.
Ferrari Pony: Speak for yourself. *Taking shot 枪 shells, and takes a semi automatic pistol*
Tim & Julia: *Arriving at the gun shop*
Gun 商店 Pony: Look out officers, he's got two guns!
Tim: Stay calm!
Julia: Listen, drop the guns, come out with your hooves up, and no shots have to be fired.
Ferrari Pony: *Fires two shots from the shot gun*
The bullets went through the closed door.
Tim: If 你 火, 消防 one 更多 bullet at me, 或者 my partner, we will return fire!
Ferrari Pony: Why don't 你 come on in, and try to arrest me?!
Gun 商店 Pony: *Kicks the gun out of the pony's hoof* Come on in!
Tim & Julia: *Run into the store*
Tim: Don't move.
Ferrari Pony: *Stays still*
Tim: *Takes the pistol away from the Ferrari pony, and arrests him* Why don't 你 take him back to the highway?
Julia: *Walks back to the highway with the Ferrari pony*
Tim: 你 okay?
Gun 商店 Pony: *Gets up* I felt the adrenaline rushing when I kicked that gun out of his hooves.
Tim: Thanks for your help.
Gun 商店 Pony: No problem. Why do we have ponies like that in this world?
Tim: Why do 你 own a gun shop?
Gun 商店 Pony: So ponies can go hunting. I don't intend for any of my customers to kill each other.
Tim: Do 你 hunt?
Gun 商店 Pony: Yes sir.
Tim: So do I. One day, we oughta go together to shoot some deer.
Gun 商店 Pony: Sounds good. Come 由 anytime officer.
Tim: Will do. *Leaves the gun shop, and heads back towards his police car*
Tim, and Julia interrogate the 小马 in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.
Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He 说 he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill 你 two didn't bring him any justice.
The Low Riders met up across the 街, 街道 from the train station around 9 O' Clock. The ponies with the Corvette, Chevelle, and Bel Air were not caught.
Corvette Pony: *Pacing the floor* I am not happy with one of our gang members being arrested.
Chevelle Pony: *Sitting with the Bel Air 小马 in a chair*
Bel Air Pony: What do 你 want us to do?
Corvette Pony: Race on the round freeway. At least until the cops come. We got a new 小马 joining us tomorrow. You'll spot him in a red Cavalier.
Chevelle Pony: *Nods*
Bel Air Pony: When do we meet this 小马 in his Cavalier?
Corvette Pony: Tomorrow when we go racing.
The 下一个 morning, they got onto the freeway. They waited on the bridge going over the train tracks that ran from the station.
Corvette Pony: *Gets out of his car*
Chevelle Pony: *Gets out of his car*
Bel Air Pony: *Gets out of his car*
Corvette Pony: I 爱情 this freeway. The traffic only goes one direction. Clockwise.
Chevelle Pony: When does your friend in the Cavalier get here?
Corvette Pony: Soon. Let's wait. We don't wanna start without him.
Tim: *Passes the train station, and gets on the freeway* Thanks for letting me drive this time.
Julia: You're welcome.
Tim: *Spots the Low Riders*
Julia: They're not doing anything.
Tim: There's a first.
Julia: Attention all units, this is GT24. We spotted the Low Riders. They're not doing anything.
Dispatch: 24, pull over, and wait for them to make their move.
Julia: Ten-4.
Tim: *Pulls over* Do 你 think they'll see us from here?
Julia: No, but we can see them. *Gets her binoculars, and looks at them* It's like they're waiting for something.
Tim: Well, 你 let me know if 你 see them do anything.
Julia: Okay.
The Low Riders were still standing there, waiting for a 小马 to arrive in a red Cavalier.
Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another 小马 joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four suspects are in their cars on the bridge 由 the train station.
Dispatch: Copy. GT5, and 19 are on their way now.
Cavalier Pony: *Revving his engine* 你 ready?
Bel Air Pony: Yeah.
They took off, burning rubber in the process.
Corvette 小马 & Chevelle Pony: *In their cars getting ready to race each other*
Song: link
Tim: *Spots the two cars speeding past him* Let's go! *Follows the two cars with his siren and lights on*
Police Ponies: *In Nissan Skyline's behind the Corvette, and Chevelle*
Corvette Pony: Cops, get out of here! *Drives away*
Chevelle Pony: *Drives away*
Cavalier Pony: *Passing the Bel Air pony*
Bel Air Pony: *Turns off the freeway*
Julia: GT24, we're chasing the Bel Air. The Red Cavalier is still on the freeway, heading eastbound.
Dispatch: Any units near Coal Creek, and 或者 on the freeway, be on the lookout for a speeding vehicle. Your target is a red 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier.
Four police ponies were near the Cavalier, and a picture of the car popped up on their front window.
Bel Air Pony: *Heading south on a road with train tracks*
Tim: He's heading for the highway.
Julia: 你 better try to stop him.
Tim: *Taps the back of the Bel Air*
Bel Air Pony: *Spins out, and hits the barrier on the highway*
Corvette Pony: *Going over 90 miles an 小时 with the 小马 in his Chevelle*
Police 小马 48: GT14, we apprehended the 小马 in the Cavalier.
Julia: GT24, we stopped the driver in his Bel Air, but he needs to be taken to the hospital.
Police 小马 43: Ten-4, 5 and 19 are still in pursuit of the other two cars.
Mare 89: *Driving a Prius when she sees the speeding muscle cars heading towards her* Oh my goodness!! *Freaking out, and swerving*
Corvette 小马 & Chevelle Pony: *Braking, and turning to the right, but they crash into a silver station wagon*
Police Ponies: *Stopping behind the cars*
Police 小马 43: GT5, and 19, the other drivers crashed into another car, we're gonna need an ambulance.
Tim: *Talks on the radio in his car* Correct me if I'm wrong, but did 你 say 你 got the other racers?
Police 小马 43: Yes, we got them.
Tim: Good job everyone. The Captain is going to be very pleased.
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.
Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* 嘿 Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard 你 and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without having them crash. Okay?
Julia: Okay.
Tim: Will do.
And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link
When 你 read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Julia: *Driving the police car*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to Julia*
Stallion 38: *Crosses a double line to pass Tim and Julia in a light grey BMW*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talking on the police radio*
Julia: *Turns on the police lights, and siren*
Stallion 38: *Drives faster*
Julia: *Follows the stallion*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Captain Jefferson: *His voice is heard with Tim's, having a conversation with him a 日 after the chase* 你 seem to be forgetful about a long of things Miller.
Tim: I beg your pardon?
Stallion 38: *Drifts right*
Police cars furnished 由 Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
Julia: *Following the BMW*
Captain Jefferson: Do 你 remember me telling 你 to prevent any of your suspects from injuring their selves from crashes during a chase?
Stallion 38: *Crashes into a garbage truck*
Tim: Oh sir, that wasn't me. Julia was driving.
Julia: *Gets out of the car to help the stallion get out of his car*
Captain Jefferson: She 说 it's the other way around.
Tim: Alright, so she's lying to protect her own plot.
Stallion 38: *Getting out of the car with the help of Julia*
Tim: How am I even supposed to stop these ponies from crashing when they're in front of us?
Captain Jefferson: Block them off for starters.
Julia: *Leaning the 小马 onto the car*
Stallion 38: *Looking up at Julia, mouthing the words thank you*
Tim: Yeah, that's easier 说 then done.
The 下一个 day, Tim and Julia were on patrol on the 圈, 圈子 freeway. The speed was seventy, but everyone was only doing 65.
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
Song: link
Orion: We hope 你 enjoyed this segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Come 由 下一个 week for 更多 stuff just like this.
Gordon: Express coming through! *Hits Orion*
Orion: *Stuck on Gordon's face* How do I keep getting myself into these situations?
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
