This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep 你 waiting.
Fluttershy: Were 你 masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named 照片 Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her 老友记 at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the 年 1967. It was a beautiful 日 in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the 街, 街道 between many cars* Yo good morning to all of 你 motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on 最佳, 返回页首 of a yellow Mustang* 你 better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black 小马 in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. 你 gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do 你 like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are 你 talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has 彩虹 Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, 你 got 彩虹 Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her 老友记 got their sexy marks changed as well. 彩虹 Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and 苹果白兰地 had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from 星, 星级 Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading 星, 星级 Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: 你 SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get 彩虹 Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
彩虹 Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, 你 seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes 彩虹 Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
彩虹 Dash: Thank 你 Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. 你 know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to 移动 around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
彩虹 Dash: What are 你 talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
彩虹 Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
更多 Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the 显示 itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my 老友记 man! If there's a 显示 that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
彩虹 Dash: *Standing 下一个 to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is 下一个 to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank 你 notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
彩虹 Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some 文章 from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
彩虹 Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one 更多 thing about this series 你 should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope 你 enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told 你 to!
彩虹 Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep 你 waiting.
Fluttershy: Were 你 masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named 照片 Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her 老友记 at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the 年 1967. It was a beautiful 日 in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the 街, 街道 between many cars* Yo good morning to all of 你 motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on 最佳, 返回页首 of a yellow Mustang* 你 better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black 小马 in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. 你 gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do 你 like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are 你 talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has 彩虹 Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, 你 got 彩虹 Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her 老友记 got their sexy marks changed as well. 彩虹 Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and 苹果白兰地 had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from 星, 星级 Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading 星, 星级 Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: 你 SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get 彩虹 Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
彩虹 Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, 你 seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes 彩虹 Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
彩虹 Dash: Thank 你 Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. 你 know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to 移动 around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
彩虹 Dash: What are 你 talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
彩虹 Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
更多 Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the 显示 itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my 老友记 man! If there's a 显示 that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
彩虹 Dash: *Standing 下一个 to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is 下一个 to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank 你 notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
彩虹 Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some 文章 from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
彩虹 Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one 更多 thing about this series 你 should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope 你 enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told 你 to!
彩虹 Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
彩虹 Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
