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What was the worst...

pick up line 你 ever got?


I'm not saying the ones 你 have heard, but the ones someone actually 说 to you.
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OMG. People need to get it together.
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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wat about u?
JBiebsLove posted 一年多以前
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asked this question*
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LostFan101 said:
A 7 年 old walked up to me and say Wanna have a play 日期 (pause) in my bed.
He just ran off laughing.....
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posted 一年多以前 
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Haha, cute. xD
r-pattz posted 一年多以前
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O.o creepy kid
h2ogirl123 posted 一年多以前
JadeEyes said:
"if id created the alphabet id've put 'u' and 'i' together"
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Oh no...oh God no....please...tell me 你 are lying...please.
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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imnot, it was some freak who really was making fun of me, not trying to "hook up"
JadeEyes posted 一年多以前
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I like it
ros59 posted 一年多以前
spunkyonyx said:
i got a few
"wanna be my baby mama?"
"Girl with the a** wanna come to my house to night?? I want that a** on u!!! I want it all night!! I wanna Make it feel soooo good"
"let me put my 浓情巧克力 in ur whip cream"
and "nice legs when do they open"

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If any guy 说 that to me...I'd waste his raggedy ass. Nasty 屁股 cock sucker >:(
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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XD XD HORRIBLE
GigglesLugo posted 一年多以前
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GROSS PERVERTED PPL
MikeysLove12 posted 一年多以前
CourtneyFan17 said:
A few

"Do 你 know karate? Cause yo body kickin!"
"Do your feet hurt? Cause 你 been running threw my mind ALL day"
"Do 你 have a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them" That was the worst. I kicked him in the face T_T

People 说 更多 but I can't remember them....
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posted 一年多以前 
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that last one...*facepalm* some people...God. Does anyone know what creativity is. If 你 don't just be yourself..be honest
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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and the 1st one sounds like an insult
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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I asked my brother and he 说 he can't tell me on the behalf of the guy code. Ugh....
CourtneyFan17 posted 一年多以前
drunksheep said:
"Nice shoes! I wanna fuck you."
or
"Honey, your dad is a pirate? Because 你 are a treasure!"
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posted 一年多以前 
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WTF @ the 1st one the 2nd...>_> lame lame lame. I hope 你 laughed in their face
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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LMAO @ the first. xD
r-pattz posted 一年多以前
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WTF wit the first one
MikeysLove12 posted 一年多以前
HunnyBunni93 said:
Ugh...quite a few..but the stupidest had to be..
"...*Stares*...So..wanna taste of MY egg-roll? :D (egg-roll=pe*is)"
"You look like Chun-Li!"(Streetfighter girl with short hair and chunky legs*
"Damn..You're on fire! Burnin'! Now no one can put out your hotness!"
XD I LAWLed when I was told these..stupid perverts -_-'
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posted 一年多以前 
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Oh because you're Asian....hm.....they FAILED.
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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XD Yes...failed..epicly
HunnyBunni93 posted 一年多以前
alexthedog said:
I'm just like 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell, Imma spice up yo night!
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posted 一年多以前 
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O.....M.......G No. Just no xDD
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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Haha.
alexthedog posted 一年多以前
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(Gags)
alexthedog posted 一年多以前
xxXsk8trXxx said:
"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."
"Am I dead? Because this is heaven."
"You're so cute I could scrunch 你 up and eat 你 on a spoon."
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posted 一年多以前 
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0___0 Kill them...now.
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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I did 8D
xxXsk8trXxx posted 一年多以前
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LMAO @ the first one.
xXSweeneyXx posted 一年多以前
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爱情 the first one. XDD
Lolly4me2 posted 一年多以前
zanesaaomgfan said:
Okay...

Dancing.
What about it?
Do 你 like it?
No.
Well we're gonna dance all the way to your house in heaven.
*walks away*
WTF?!
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posted 一年多以前 
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But I 说 I didn't like it dumb dumb...Oh God!!!
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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I just recently got one: Someone pull the 火, 消防 alarm because there a woman on fiya!
zanesaaomgfan posted 一年多以前
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XD
zanesaaomgfan posted 一年多以前
MasterOfFear said:
All the ones that were not genuine and were just a bunch of crappy jokes (which is all of them)
The worst one was probably

"Would 你 go out with me?" than whispers "please say no"
As if i was honored 由 that and HAD to be told to decline. Ridiculous.
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posted 一年多以前 
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WTF? Cock sucker...
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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It would have been prefferable if he had followed the norm and burst out laughing half way through the sentance before running away. Those are easier to ignore.
MasterOfFear posted 一年多以前
h2ogirl123 said:
Are 你 a book?cause I'v been checking 你 out all night

I seem to have 迷失 my number, any chance I could have yours?

o.o
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What possess a mofo to fix their mouths to say this crap?
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
xXSweeneyXx said:
Are 你 Jewish? Because 你 Isreali hot.


...What the hell?
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posted 一年多以前 
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LOL.
r-pattz posted 一年多以前
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I wonder how long it took the genius to come up with this one >_>
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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xP
zanesaaomgfan posted 一年多以前
JBiebsLove said:
well a few LOL

I’m an addict. Will 你 be my heroin?

你 look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

and the worst "drop em!"
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"No, no, no, and hell no. Go have a happy death now" xD Drop em though?
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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That 秒 one is truly crappy. xD
r-pattz posted 一年多以前
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drop em means sorta like drop your pants + panties. must i explain?
JBiebsLove posted 一年多以前
cookiehead101 said:
this 随意 guy came up 2 me btw
he said:is there a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can c myself in ur pants (i know rude n disrespectful>:()
but get this i said:is ur name mically culken cuz ur going 首页 alone 2nit 哈哈 XD i got him back
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xP Him: *face drop* awww, too bad 哈哈
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
lauren777222 said:
I've got 3: first is Holden,"Hey" Hey,Holden "Are u a dog cuz ur humpin my heart,me,"What the f*** HOLDEN!Get Away!" Second,Adam,"I hate you" Hate u too Adams winks,"Wanna go Out?"Thought u hate me but yea,sure. Third is Ty,who is ma cousin."Hey" Hey,Ty "Meet me at ma house" Why to study and Ty says,"Kinda.....I wanna test and study ur body"I gave him a nosebleed and hit his d***
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posted 一年多以前 
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humpin' my heart?...OK...fail...
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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EPIC FAIL
h2ogirl123 posted 一年多以前
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FAIL!
zanesaaomgfan posted 一年多以前
x-menobsessed26 said:
Honey, 你 must be McDonalds b/c I'm lovin' it.

And the ever popular:

Are 你 Jamacian, because you're Jamacian me crazy.

I hate when people use these. It makes me feel like I'm not good enough for originality and true feelings. It also tells me that they're unoriginal jerks I wouldn't want to go out with anyway.
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Lol. But 你 would go out with someone if the pickup line was cheesy, but original?
r-pattz posted 一年多以前
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I would go home, 谷歌 the pick-up line just to make sure it was original, then give them my answer. =D JK I would go out with them.
x-menobsessed26 posted 一年多以前
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LOL, I probably would, too. XD But it WOULD be cute! :3
r-pattz posted 一年多以前
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xD A guy used that 3rd one with me
lolibarbie posted 一年多以前
invadercalliope said:
Is your last name Gillete cause your a best a man can get
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HAHA. I can't stop laughing!
x-menobsessed26 posted 一年多以前
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LOL, I like this one! xD
r-pattz posted 一年多以前
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lmfaoo xD
louvreangel posted 一年多以前
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:D
h2ogirl123 posted 一年多以前
kairi13050 said:
no one's ever used a pick up line on me. it probably has to do with age, i don't know ... but since i don't have an actual pick up line used on me to offer, i will tell 你 my 最喜爱的 pick up line!

hey, so i noticed 你 were wearing some pants.

lol,, x D
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............huh?
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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what? : D
kairi13050 posted 一年多以前
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I don't...get it...i sowwy
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
xxAjulietxx said:
this one I don't consider a pick up line, but it's pretty pathetic and moronic.
"I haven't seen 你 around here before" *wink*
(side note: I'm in his class)


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posted 一年多以前 
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a line that almost every stupid men use :D
louvreangel posted 一年多以前
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IKR? Dumb-dumb
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 yeah
xxAjulietxx posted 一年多以前
Sheetal1256 said:
'u makes me 更多 comfortable than my sofa'...duh beat that!lol
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posted 一年多以前 
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WTF?
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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Seriously!!
Sheetal1256 posted 一年多以前
lolibarbie said:
"Are 你 Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy?"
For one, I'm as pale as a vampire. And two, ...just...it's a bad line
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BB2010 said:
"You're not on the list"
"What list?"
"The sweet list"

this was 说 由 a guy who looked like he was in his 40's while I was doing the desserts at the 食物 Bank when I worked there two summers ago
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i would have called the police asap early on is nasty 屁股 xDD
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
misse1000 said:
"I 迷失 my number. Can I have yours?" Creepy. Way creepy.
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If I give 你 MY number....what will I have? ...Man, that line is so cheesy >_>
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
ilovepercy said:
heres mine

will u help me wit my math homework
yea for sure wat dont u get
i dont get how ur so fine i wanna f*** right now
i walked away real fast

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posted 一年多以前 
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Wow. That's kinda scary in a creeper way/
x-menobsessed26 posted 一年多以前
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My first imitial reaction was a laugh...but I have to stop and think about this....What does him wanting to fuck 你 so bad have to do with math? xDD
Lawli-gagger posted 一年多以前
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