Miku battle in Pokemon

So as kai was walking out of the lab w/ oshawott,ash came out yelling:
Ash:HEY KAI,WANNA ADVENTURE TOGETHER?!?!
Kai:*turns back*HUH? OH,OK,THAT'D BE GREAT!
Ash:*runs to kai**out of breath* ok...that's....real...good..
Kai:are 你 out of breath?
Ash:.yeah
???:hey 你 two! Come here!
Ash and kai:huh??*walk to voice*
???:hello,I'm koji. Would 你 two care for a double battle?
Ash:sure!
???:Koji! Are 你 battling yet?
Koji:yes,I'm askin' hun!
???:*walks up to koji* so we aree battling them?
Koji:yes,miksuma. Now come on out,cotonee!
Miksuma:go,petlil!
Ash:go pikachu!
Kai:oshawott,do it!
Ash:Volt tackle!
Kai:razor...

“Hmph.” he quietly grunted, as he struggled to open his eyes with such a bright hot light hovering him. It couldn’t possibly be from the sun reflecting through class, and it was most defiantly not from any normal light bulb. A light shade of light blue finally came into his sight. ‘Huh’ he thought, ‘the sky? Why would I- ugh!’ It felt like a thousand needles had made contact with his skull.

‘Ash, what is wrong with you’ he asked himself, struggling to rotate his head to the side. “Grass?” the man whispered, glaring at the green ground. ‘I must be outside, but why?’...

Annie and Oakley jumped up from their spot and started to 移动 roof to roof. John followed them from atop his Skarmory.

"This kid is persistent. But we haven't made our 移动 yet." Oakley said. Annie nodded. They brought out their Espeon and Ariados.

"Now, confusion!" "String Shot!" The string shot was cut up into pieces from Skarmory's wings. The confusion barely phased the pokemon as well.

"Nice try, but no dice. Aerial Ace!" Skarmory shot 前锋, 期待 at the pokemon. Ariados was hit. A red light surrounded Ariados as it was returned to its pokeball.

"Espeon, swift." Yellow stars shot out and hit Skarmory,...