Pokemon

i was with my lugia in sevrel places, it always hated being around me. i later brung lugia to the dragons' 巢穴, den, 书房 during the time my rival was training his pokemon. when lugia was 下一个 to him, i spoke to lugia and it 说 lugia cheeks were rosy and there was a heart. i talked to lugia again and it hugged my rival. then lugia danced al happily. it was wierd. i left to the entrance of the dragons' 巢穴, den, 书房 and lugia started to not like me again. i did the same thing to ho-oh (who loves me) and ho-oh didnt like my rival like lugia did...

1.tell him that his thing (you know what im talking about) is tiny.

2.tell his that Ketchum think's he is gay (me:yeah, Ash gets hurt)

3.steal his hair gel

4.tell his fangirls that Gary is no longer strait, but now gay.

5.tell him that his hair is lopsided

6.delete every piece of data from his research

7.steal his convertable

8.follow him chanting "Gary, Gary, he is lame. If 你 are lamer ...... wow i feel sorry for 你 than"

9.ditch him on a date

10.send a 爱情 letter to Misty, signed Gary

11.watch Misty beating up Gary with her mallet

12.claim that 你 paid everybody to 爱情 him (Me:poor Gary)

13.tell him that he has been replaced 由 Paul

14. (if 你 are a girl) 吻乐队（Kiss） him then say "well that was a huge let down"

15 ........ die his hair 青柠, 石灰 green (Me: please do not ask, cuz i dont have an answer)

16. shave "YOU FAIL" in Gary's beautiful hair XD

I have heard about the new Palkia and Dialga 辩论 who is better, well in my opinion DIALGA. Look if both of them had 1hp left and it was there turn and the opponent had 100%hp. Dialga is better off. Sure, Palkia can use Spacial rend twice as fast as Dialga can use Roar of time but come on Dialga's body is better his power is stronger and he is better. If 你 think differently comment. I have to write 更多 for this to be considered an 文章 so $%$%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$#################################################################################################################

If 你 are wondering all of the PKMN Generation 1 Glitches, the ones the Glitch 4 know of are listed below. These are NOT the numbers in the Poke-Dex. They are in order from oldest to newest.

Pokemon R/B Glitches

#000-'M/3Trainer Poke in Yellow) Type: Bird/Normal

#001-MissingNo) Type: Bird/Normal

#002-PokeW Trainer/X_x in Yellow) Type: Normal/Ground

#003-A/4 4 in Yellow) Type: Normal/Normal

#004-PkMn/4. . in Yellow) Type:Normal/Normal

#005-.4/pPkMnp in Yellow) Type: Pokemaniac

#006-Japanese Symbols) Type: Normal/Ground

#007-a/4 4Hy in Yellow) Type: Water

#008-LM4/7 g in Yellow) Type: Water/Fighting

#009-H poke/Z4 in Yellow) Type: Ghost/Poison

Pokemon Yellow Glitches.

#010-3Trainer Poke) Type:____/Normal

#011-Yellow MissingNO) Type: Normal/Glitchy, 随意 name

#012-4 4/A in R/B) Type: Glitched/Normal

#013-Z4/hPoke in R/B) Type:Bug/Poison

#014-4 4Hy/a in R/B) Type:Water/Psychic

Jasmine:Your like so totally freak.
Malissa:Look who's talking.
*Mr.meow meow takes a crap in jasmine's food*
Jasmine:Eww.Icka*Scoff*
Kara:Bad grammar.
Alex:Kara,is icka even a word?
James:Nope.
Hailey:Is it because I'm deformed?!Because of my eyes?!Isn't it?!Isn't it!?!
*Ash breaks through the cafeteria window*
Some guy:Ow my eye!
Mallissa:Nobody cares!
Ash:Did someone say deformed?!Must kill deformed Pokemon!
*Ash takes out a knife*
Ash:Where is it?!
*Alex stares at him,till he catches fire*
Ash:AHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Alex pushes Ash out a closed window.*
Malissa:Freak!

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