神奇宝贝 Article: Ash's "Wonderful" Adventure page 2 The Evil Dancing Chicken

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Ash's "Wonderful" Adventure page 2 The Evil Dancing Chicken

posted by alexischaos2004

Ash: I'm so fed up with you, Misty.

Misty: I'm so fed up with 你 making fun of me!

Ash: It's just my job.

Suddenly, James smashes through the 墙 dressed up in a chicken costume

James: ._. Wrong timing?

Ash: Please tell me why 你 are dressed like a fucking chicken.

James: I'm still hunting people down for their candy.

Misty: 万圣节前夕 is so 4 days ago.

James: Your so 16 years ago.

Ash: YO 你 JUST GOT BURNED BITCH.

Misty: Both of 你 are really fucking immature!

James: At least we don't wear pimpy clothes.

Ash: YA JUST GOT BURNED ONCE AGAIN BATCH.

Misty: James, who the hell asked for your opinions?

James: It's my job.

Ash: Are we like similar in jobs?

Misty: Yeah both of 你 are similar in rude-ness.

James: Well, the kool aid man still never busted through any of your walls, because 你 already had enough 果汁 in that gym. Blue juice.

Misty: What does that mean?

Ash: What does THAT mean?

James:....Nothing. GIMME ALL YUR 糖果或者 I KILL OBAMA.

Ash: But Misty still has a few 更多 monkeys with wands.

Misty: T_T

James: Okay look, I don't give a fuck about anything but getting free candy.

Suddenly, a wild Jessie appeared!

Jessie: JAMES GIMME BACK MY VIRGINITY

James: I never took your virginity! Butch did.... Psh.

Jessie: Phine, but if I find out 你 took it... We're gonna have some probs.

The wild Jessie fled!

Ash: James did 你 tell Jessie I like her boobs?

James: Woah gee fuck no.

Misty: This is starting to become 更多 and 更多 pointless as this progresses through.

James: Maybe this wouldn't be so pointless if 你 would have shut up.

Suddenly, the "Mr.Eggplant" song comes on

James: 嘿 kids! I'm Mr.Chicken, and I'm gonna teach ya something today!

Ash: ....?

Misty: T_T ...Ugh

James: All of 你 little kids are dumb as fuck and nobody likes you! That's Mr.Chicken's lesson for today! Bye kids!

"Mr.Eggplant" song ends.

Ash: 0.0

Misty: What the fuq?

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神奇宝贝 X and Y-Happy Hollandaise! (Special)

posted by purrloinedlove

Espurr really does smile! Kawaii Nyasper desu!

Our 超能英雄 are stuck in Santalune City for the winter, so they ddcide to celebrate. Vertigo gave Espurr some Figy 布丁 (derived from the Figy Berry), so it was grinning. Farrah found a scrubby thing and started to randomly decorate it and pick her teeth until Blaze the Braixen realized that the thing was her stick and took it away. Since her stick was gone, she decided to sing.
Maybe Farrah is right for once,Blaze thought. Where the F*** are the decorations? Oh yeah... if only she'd stop singing- no, her voice was incredibly soft and lovely, something she rarely heard, especially from girls...

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神奇宝贝 X and Y Volume V

posted by purrloinedlove

kawaii shishiko desu

As our 超能英雄 were on their way to Santalune City, Damascus wished for a Flying-type 神奇宝贝 to beat Viola but be wouldn't bring it up. Farrah is stupidnted with picking her teeth with those weird toothpicks. (Don't tell Damascus that it's called bracket floss.) They find a 神奇宝贝 Center to stay at for the night, which Noir tbe Noibat insisted that she was (the night, that is).... Strange. Lit, Froakie, Blaze, and Chester were 更多 than glad to play with Farrah, which was not always fun for the others. Damascus backtracked their route. " Home... check. Stuffy forest with all those Scatterbug...

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Revenge of the Two Gyms

posted by sturmelle15

Ash, Brock, and Misty were making their way through Johto, with 皮卡丘 in Ash's arms and Togepi in Misty's arms as usual until they heard familiar voices in town. Hey! I know those two! Those were the two trainers whose Electabuzz and Scyther got into a brawl. 说 Ash They got into town and saw the two side's pokemon brawling with each other. Hey. I got an idea! Let's get our pokemon to battle their pokemon. suggested Ash I don't think that's a good idea. advised Brock . Why would the kids want to battle the Yas and Kaz Gym? asked James. I don't know,but they could use our help. 说 Jessie...

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神奇宝贝 X and Y Volume III

posted by purrloinedlove

Our 超能英雄 go off to Farrah’s house to spend the night while they could enjoy electricity and running water while they can since they weren’t quite in ship shape (not a clue what that means, but I found that somewhere) to leave directly to Santalune for a Gym badge! Still no idea who’d get it at the time, but one of them carried the Gym badge case.
Damascus seriously had issues. He really liked Vertigo for someone who saw 由 echolocation. No, he wasn’t blind, Just (admittedly) stupid. Admittedly. To take his mind off of everything, he decided to look in his bag....

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Pokemon X and Y Volume II

posted by purrloinedlove

A funny pic of Noibat I found online!

As our new 超能英雄 set off on adventure with three 神奇宝贝 on their Pokédex, Farrah spots a 树 moving on Route Whatever That Route Is (neither hero cared, but I happen to know it was the first route). As she looks 更多 closely, Damascus takes out his Pokédex to find that the rare 神奇宝贝 happens to be Noibat. As Damascus marveled over such a rare Pokémon, he couldn’t sense the 200.000 hertz sound waves it emitted from its ears.
Farrah was terrified. To be honest, she wanted a 神奇宝贝 friend for Chester the Chespin. Fortunately, she had a Poké Ball 或者 two. As...

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Pokemon Adventure! Chapter Four:Rocky start!

posted by Taika

The ball paused for a 秒 and stopped,revealing that rattata was caught."Alright Charmander!We caught our first pokemon!"Torian shouted,celebrating,along with charmander."Now...we gotta tell nurse joy what happened....come on,charmander!"Torian 说 and started running to the border seperating the inside of viridean from the forest.When he arrived,officer jenny were all over the place,searching for clues."Um...excuse me....i caught the purple bandit pokemon!"Torian said,drawing their attention.One jenny came up to him."You did?Where is it?How'd 你 get it?What pokemon is it?"Torian sweat...

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Pokemon Adventure! Chapter Three:Rattata's run!

posted by Taika

Torian smiled as he approached veridean city."Who knew a forest could be so big?"he 说 to himself as he walked.Suddenly a purple flash went right across the front of his face.He started to look around,but didn't find anything."What...was that?"he mumbled,before continuing on his path to veridean.Soon he approached the town,but before he could step inside,an officer jenny stopped in front of him,startling him."Gaaaaaaah!"he shouted,falling backwards and landing on his back.Officer jenny got off the motorcycle and ran over."Are 你 okay kid?"Torian nodded."Yes ma'm,i'm fine."He stood up and...

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THE JOURNEY.........chapter 1

posted by pipiqueen

Ash did not know what to do.......he was with the girl he secretly admired........he didn't know whether to ask her for a date....or just ask her to a 晚餐或者 a party....or anywhere on earth.........

The girl came closer as she sat right beside Ash,
who was blushing, she wore a black sleeveless frock,which stayed over her knees and a beanie with a 粉, 粉色 pokemon symbol.she had blue eyes, blue hair.........
"dawn......." ash manages to utter....
"Ash , I never thought i'd meet 你 again......."her voice trailed of............
"so how has been your contests?"ash asks trying to sound normal...
"great...

Seriously Bad Pokemon Japanese Names

posted by meloblossom

Charmeleon/Lizard

Chameleon=Lizard
Reason: No Creativity
Wynaut and Wobbafet (I forgot their Japanese names)
Reason: In Japanese, it's basically:
"Is that so?"
"That's the way it is!"
So it's meant to be a conversation between Wynaut and Wobbafet.
What are yours? I'll 评论 if I find more, but 你 can help me 由 finding them 或者 thinking of them :) so remember, find some seriously bad Japanese names! I found the pictures on the website. Oh, I remember, Bulbasaur has something to do with seed.
Did 你 know any of these?

Bulbasaur

Bellsprout

The Story of François and Bella 5

posted by YolentaShield

French 神奇宝贝 Trainer François and British people Bella looking for the latest news with Useria news app. They tap on the latest news, and the content is:

Alice Nicoline de Roche enjoying apple, lemon, orange, honey, everything Roche need.

Alice Nicoline de Roche, a woman who born in Paris, live in Montreal since she's 18 when she bored live in Europe, making 果汁 and 柠檬汽水, 柠檬水 with honey in Montreal, Canada. She making 果汁 and 柠檬汽水, 柠檬水 from apple, orange, blackberry, blueberry, cranberry, raspberry, and strawberry. She's adding honey as a sweetener and "active ingredients" for health because...

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Pokémon: Miracles of Ilex Forest - Chapter 01; I Got the Message!

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Goldenrod City, a happening city. A metropolis where people and trainers come to battle gym leader Whitney, to catch 神奇宝贝 in the 神奇宝贝 Park, 或者 to buy 花 from the 花 shop. Goldenrod City is without a doubt the largest city in all of Johto. It is so large, that it's easy to get lost.

A boy cycled down the busy streets. He was on an errand for his mother back in 映山红, 杜鹃 Town. He needed to collect a parcel from the Poké Mart, but it was wrongly delivered to Goldenrod. He asked around to a couple of people so he might reach the Poké Mart eventually. He saw someone walking by, that...

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Get all legends in black and white no cheats only on ds

posted by DelanoKing

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Pokemon Horror Chapter 3: The Portal of the Park

posted by sakuma

After eating Satoshi walked to the park were Kenji and his pokemon are waiting for him to arrive. On his way he noticed a bald little in a man wearing a scarlet 披风, 斗篷 staring at him, smirking on the other side of the street. He pretended that he didn’t see him and just walked on further—then when took the turn on his left, he saw 皮卡丘 outside the gate of 松鼠 Garden. “Pika-pi” he spotted him, run towards him and climbed up his shoulder. They smiled at each other and then they entered the park.

As they walked throught, they saw other people playing baseball in park, having panics...

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Pokemon Horror Chapter 2 : 《冰雪奇缘》 Time

posted by sakuma

There was the sound of an ambulance’s siren. At the Midorikyowa Hospital, Satoshi was in his hospital bedroom, his eyes were opening, “Huh, where am I”? He tried to look around, but couldn’t because, his neck was aching. Then his mother appeared, “Oh Satoshi, thank goodness, you’re awake”, she 说 as she hugged him and then let go. “Mom where are we”? “We’re at Midorikyowa Hospital”, Satoshi tries to get out of bed, but his mother stopped him, “Don’t 移动 honey, your not in good shape”. Satoshi laid back and looked his mom, “What happened to me”. His mother...

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Let's Play Pokemon Yellow

posted by TargethitterMLG

嘿 guys what's up I am here to tell 你 guys about a Pokemon let's play (playthrough with commentary) that I am doing, I have always been playing the games, so I thought I would record it. For the first time ever I am trying to catch all the pokemon so watch this somewhat OK trainer become the mother fucking master... The main reason I am doing this is because Pokemon is so different to the games I have recorded in the past and I think they are such a experience that every playthrough is different in some way of another. So guys I hope to see 你 there and 评论 on my video to tell me if 你 saw my article/forum...thing. Have a great 日 thanks for 阅读 much 爱情 :) <3

link <-- that's the channel all this amazing...well OK content is going down

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Pokemon Horror Chapter 1 : Mirror

posted by sakuma

It was midnight; Satoshi was sleeping in his 床, 床上 room, with his partner Pikachu. Soon Satoshi started having a nightmare. He moved left and right, sweating nervously and he woke up and screamed, “GO AWAY”. The screamed caused 皮卡丘 to wake up and his mother to come running to his room, opening the door and said, “Satoshi dear, what’s wrong”. He took a deep breath and said, “Nothing mom it was just bad dream”. Then he made a fake smile to make is mom thing that he is fine, but he isn’t. His mother looked at him worriedly and left the room saying quietly, “OK, sleep well”....

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About Dawn

posted by MaddieChan

Dawn (ヒカリ Hikari) is a young 神奇宝贝 Coordinator that used to travel through the Sinnoh region along with Ash and Brock. Dawn started her journey at the age of 10, honing her skills as a 神奇宝贝 Trainer and focusing on becoming a 最佳, 返回页首 Coordinator like her mother, Johanna. Her current team is consisted out of Piplup, Buneary, Pachirisu, Mamoswine, Quilava and Togekiss.
She's notable for her confidence, even when things are not going well. She has learned a lot throughout her travels and battles and can get very emotional when it comes to winning 或者 losing in a contest. Throughout her Sinnoh...

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Beginnings ( My version of Pokemon Black and White)

posted by Spottedtail139

" Pika come here we have to get ready" I called

"" Pika! There 你 are I was worried sick!" I'm Ashly and Pika is

my Pokemon 皮卡丘 she's a handful that's for sure I was

walking to Professor. Juniper when I saw the famous Professor.

Oak with a boy about my age 13 ish I've already got all the

badges in the Unova Region so a decided to go in " Hi

Professer. Juniper" I smiled.

" Hello Ashly you've heard of Professor. Oak right ?" she asked.

" Of course It's nice to meet 你 Professor. Oak" we shook

hands " This is Ash and Pikachu" Professor Juniper announce

and glanced at the boy. " I'm Ash" he...

Inazuma X PK first opening

posted by sakuma

Japanese
Stand UP ! Stand Up ! Kesshite akiramenai
Stand Up ! Stand Up ! Kesshite akiramenai
Wareware wa hijo ni takakai tsuduzukreu saiyomade shain
Wareware wa tachiogaru no o yokenakerba naranai
Kurai miraio no hikari o motarasu
Wtashitachi wa chodo issho ni shigoto o shinakerbai
naranai
Issho ni takakau
Issho ni takakai
Soshite wareware wa mirai o sukuu
Stand UP !

English
Keep on Fighting Keep on Fighting
Keep on Standing Up Keep on Standing Up
Never Give Without trying
We will fight to save our future,the only one who can change it is us
Always go for your Goal
To become Number 1
We train hard together,to become stronger
If we lose once,it doesn't really matter,Just train harder and harder and one 日你 will win
If some tries to bring us down,then don't let them get to you,just tell them that you're the stronger one
Don't give up and Keep on fighting,keep on trying
In the end we will WIN

火, 消防 and Grass,part 1

posted by Sasuke_Fan17

天使 is a cheerful girl,which loves Pokemon,but she lives in the real world,where Pokemon doesn't exist. But there are games,which can make 你 experienced what Pokemon are. One day,angel got finally a 任天堂 DSi with "Pokemon Black Edition". As she turned the DSi on and start the game,she got sucked in like Bee,her friend from Newfoundland,Kanada. Both stood suddenly in the Lab of Prof. Juniper. "He,what are 你 doing here,Bee?" 天使 asked her best friend. "I don't know,and you?"Bee answered. "I don't know either",Angel answered. "So 你 know each other",a voice 说 and Prof.Juniper appeared....