神奇宝贝 Article: Funny Pokemon 语录

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posted by simpleplan

1. Brock: I didn't know vikings still existed...
Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!

2. Brock: Rejected...by the only girl I ever loved!
Ash: That's ok, Brock - you'll find lots of other girls to reject you!

3. James: Hey, how can we breathe underwater?
Jessie: I don't know. Just shut up and swim!
Meowth:Do 你 think we'll get a bigger part in the 下一个 movie?

4. Jessie: "Pikachu's ours!!"
Meowth: Yeah...we still got three minutes!"

5. Jessie: Prepare for 更多 trouble than you've ever seen!
James: And make it double, 'cuz we're on the big screen!
Ash: I'm gonna have to catch this on Video!

6. Brock: This Nurse Joy's Bangs are 1 cm longer than any other Joy in the country...
Ash: Brock, that's amazing!
Max: Yeah, that's really something!
May: He's something else alright...

7. James: "I am the Flaming Moltres!"
Jessie: "Where on Earth did he get that costume?"
Meowth: "Straight outta his closet."

8. Misty: "Bug! Bug! Bug! Bug!"
Ash: "Maybe it's a... " *pops up in a cow costume* "...COW-terpie!"

9. Jessie:
"Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN'T involve a life-threatening explosion. "

10. James: Quick! It's coming! Dance like an eggplant!

11. Jessie: (To Misty) Listen to me kid when 你 get involved with the opposite sex you're only asking for trouble.
James Yes, and thats the kind of trouble...I stay out of.
Meowth You's two don't need da opposite sex cuz 你 got eachother!Hahaha!
Jessie What does THAT mean!?

12. Jessie: Prepare for trouble, and a dance!
James: I'm wearing tights instead of pants!

13. Ash: If anybody's out there, 你 can come out. And if you're a monster 或者 a ghost, 你 can stay where 你 are.

14. Narrator: So the story continues
James of Team Rocket: Drats! We just wasted this entire episode cheering for the good guys.
Narrator: That's right James.

15. James : We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.

16. James : With enemies like that, who needs friends?

17. Misty: Oh no. Staryu's in real pain.
Ash: How can 你 tell? It doesn't even have a face.
Misty: It's because I'M sensitive to others feelings.
Ash: Oh yeah, like I'm not

18. Meowth: I hate water, especially WET water.

19. [Brock growls at Charmandar]
Brock : Light the lamp not me.
[Pikachu laughs]

20. Ash: It's following 皮卡丘 around like its a streaker 或者 something,
Misty: Huh Ash 你 mean a STALKER!

ChipotlePeppers, AnimeBandit and 12 others like this

StarWarsFan7 I love the first one! 1. Brock: I didn't know vikings still existed... Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!

animegrl52p I dont know why, but I laughed sooooo hard at number 10.

Zmidy313 I like 20!!

torchicgal 13 and 17 and 11

ghinwa these are really funny quotes:P

PlasmaPeople Oh yeah, not to mention the motto mess-up in the Pokemon Center. I mean, whenever there's a piece of PIE in the universe? Kind of makes me glad I'm part of Team Plasma... -Plasma Grunt Katie

BlazingBunnies You forgot one... Ash: Aww, it's raining! Brock: I know! I'll use my frying pan, as a drying pan!

anonymousgyu Where did the 10 come from?

QueenofthePika 1, 2, 9, 10, 12 made me laugh so hard for some reason..., and 18, which is so weird its funny.

Pokegal4life I've got another one. This is from "The Battling Eevee Brothers" Misty: It must be nice to have big brothers. Ash: Youcould pass for my brother. (Misty hits Ash in the head) Brock: Grasshopper had little sense but big mouth. LOL well said Brock, well said.

CheetahGirl5147 *Sings* I LOVE IT!!!! X3

Gellybelly1 #2,5,7,8,12,14,17, and 20 are my all time faves... BTW, what episodes are # 5,12,14, and 20 on?

aquagirl445 What episode is 14 from?

pinkamenag 10 is from claydoll big and tall

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最佳, 返回页首 20 pokemon from Kanto (Not including legendaries)

posted by dxarmy423

#20

Tauros- Ash went to the safari zone and decided to catch 20 of them. Then left them with Professor Oak but kept one for battle.

#19

Spearow- This pokemon gets spot number 19 for its aggression and determination when chasing ash in the forest.

#18

Caterpie- Cause it was the weakest pokemon to scare misty.

#17

Lickitung- One of the funniest pokemon from team rocket.

#16

Porygon- The only pokemon to give children seizures.

#15

Snorlax- The lazy powerhouse of Ash's team.

#14

Primeape- The best pure fighting pokemon from generation one.

#13

Persian- Meowths rival for giovanni's attention

#12

Alakazam- The best...

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The Last Chance - PMD story - Part 1

posted by P1kachu_Squad

By the way, PMD means Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, so don't mistake it for something else... plus this is my first story, so please don't judge.

Author's note: BEWARE: if 你 do not like to read long stories, this is just a very long introduction, really. This is just letting 你 know everyone and everything yada yada yada, so if 你 don't like to read long intros, then just skip to part 2.

The sun fell over the sea lines slowly, and Eevee watched it closely. Birds flew in the distance, and Eevee smiled.
For a moment, she pictured herself flying like the birds across the sea. She pictured herself...

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No matter what happens, Ruby will always 爱情 Swampert

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Freaky Realistic Pokemon

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Ash & May

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All of Team Rocket's Pokemon

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hand drawn vulpix

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My Favourite Qoutes from Pokemon 2000

posted by Espeongirl360

1.Melody:So 你 are a pokemon trainer huh? I guess He will do *kisses Ash`s cheek*
Ash and Misty:*Shocked*
Melody:Huh, *to Misty* Are 你 his little sister?
Misty:I am not!
Melody:Then 你 mut be his girlfriend
Misty: *disgusted* Blah! Gross!
Melody: Oh, i dont think so.

2.Melody:And Misty, try not to get jealous.
Ash:*Laughs*

3.Misty:Thats ridiculous. me! Ash's girlfriend! *bites into chicken*

4.Ash:Coming Mist? (Me:Ooh, 你 didnt ask Tracey)
Misty:No thanks!If 你 want somebody to do what ever 你 want, whenever 你 want, 你 should get yourself a girlfried! (Me:Woah! Ash look what 你 did)

5.Melody:What...

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Pokemon (8 Generation) Mega Slaking X & Mega Slaking Y

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最佳, 返回页首 10 Emera in 神奇宝贝 Super Mystery Dungeon

posted by Pokegal4life

I will tell 你 my 最喜爱的 Emera, what they do, and what color they are.

1. Barrage. This Emera sometimes lets 你 use the same 移动 twice in one turn. This Emera is purple.

2. Better Odds. When your 移动 has an even number of PP the 移动 will always be a critical hit and never misses. This Emera is yellow.

3. Ally Reviver. When your teammates faint they will automatically be revived and 你 won't lose a Reviver Seed 或者 Tiny Reviver Seed. This Emera is green.

4. Payback. When an enemy 神奇宝贝 attacks 你 there is a chance their HP is reduced to 1. This Emera is blue.

5. Berry Power. The 更多 Berries...

Chikorita 日本动漫

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Pokémon: Grade School, High School and College

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starmie gif

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Gotta catch em all!

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皮卡丘 Ken Sugimori Art

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Wantadog's 最佳, 返回页首 10 Water Type Pokemon

posted by wantadog

Okaaaay. I wanted to write an article. I did NOT want to write a Pokemon article, but I guess I have to write what my brain says it wants to write. Heck, it could be worse. I like Pokemon. I like lists. I like writing. So here we go on starting Wantadog’s 最佳, 返回页首 10 Water Pokemon!

Now as anyone who has talked with me about Pokemon will know, water is my 最喜爱的 type. Even in real life, water is my 秒最喜爱的 element, with light being the only thing I like more. There’s just something about water types. It could be that water types have naturally well balanced stats, which make for Pokemon...

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Lucario: Ever-Growing Bond

posted by TastyNachos

Based on a true run.

There was a peaceful sound of rushing waves. The wind was blowing softly and gracefully. I was on a boat, heading back to Canalave City. Clutched in my hands was an egg.

I was leaving Iron Island, where I had met a new friend, Riley, and foiled Team Galactic's malicious schemes once again. Riley had thanked me and handed me this egg. Little was I aware of the journey that awaited with the egg.
***
After the cruise trip was over, I waited. And waited. My 心 was filled with anticipation. Then the glorious moment came.

The egg had begun to crack. I stared at it in awe as a...

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The New Unova Pokedex For The Future Black/White Remakes

posted by PeterMWou

Hey, Pokemon fans.

I was wondering that I would like to see a Pokemon Black and White remakes in a possible future in around 5 years 或者 so if it's gonna happen.

Now, what I want for the future Pokemon Black and White remakes is a new Unova Pokedex. So I was thinking about mixing all the UnovaDex Pokemon like Pansage and Ratatta and adding in extras that didn't make the cut like Pikachu. So without further ado, here's my ideas for the new BW remakes Pokedex.

Pokemon Black & White Remakes Unova Pokedex List
Victini
Snivy
Servine
Serperior
Tepig
Pignite
Emboar
Oshawott
Dewott
Samurott
Patrat
Watchog
Lillipup...

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Team Galactic

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Pokemon Serena

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