I like to 移动 it, 移动 it!

If 你 have any I forgot, just let me know in 评论 and I'll add it. :)

1. 你 rattle off 随意 语录 throughout the day.
2. 你 know what animal Maurice is, even though he doesn't look like one.
3. 你 laugh whenever someone says 'succeed.' (And 你 get that.)
4. 你 know Kowalski's, Skipper's, and Private's worst fears.
5. 你 hate sushi but eat it anyway.
6. Penguins, lemurs, otters, and dolphins are your 最喜爱的 animals.
7. 你 think purple is a vegetable.
8. God doesn't exist; the Sky Spirits do.
9. You're a fangirl/fanboy of cartoon animals. Really? Cartoon animals? So weird.
10....

PROLOGUE: INTRODUCTION TO THESIS

Alright, so I have a "Broken-mind" as some may call it. My Corpus Callosum was many years ago, and I've disregarded the signs to this point. But now I fear I may still be 展示 signs of a split-brain. This clipboard is a sign of it. My keeping a clipboard for personal thoughts is somewhat 分裂, 拆分 for my working clipboard. The other is a record of scientific thought, and my mathematical skills. But science often interferes with my personal thought, that which is yet to be explained.

Corpus Callosum, a treatment for "Split-brain". I have to record this, to remind...

Kowalski's Guide to Sciency Things 

Hi there. I'm Kowalski. The 企鹅 brainiac, some will say. And sense 你 are 阅读 this, the cause must be either 你 want to learn how to do things 更多 sciency, 或者 你 are bored out of your mind and this is the only thing 你 can find to read.
Either way, 你 are 阅读 it, so keep on doing it. Now I am not a reader, so I don't know how long introductions should be. I'll just stop here. 
Happy reading!

Sciency lesson #1, How to make it seem like you're smart

If 你 want to be smart, 你 have to make it seem like 你 are. One of the things I do is talk...