Emmhh Kowalski...

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, 你 don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, 你 were the one who 说 I was exendable. Why do 你 care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper 说 calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than 你 do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

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Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper 标题 at the end. M rated, so if 你 don't like lemons click away 或者 don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now 首页 to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with 龙虾 minion throwing 鱼 in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his 玩偶 hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask 你 this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did 你 end up being who 你 are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his 玩偶 head off 由 pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his 老友记 take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, 你 guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and 老友记 will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in 《冰雪奇缘》 tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what...

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

    It was a beautiful summer 日 at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out 由 the hundreds. It was another typical 日 for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

    “Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...

Gut Instinct: Every 日 at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo 动物 treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a 芒果 pit that came from the 狐猴 habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, 或者 is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...