Uncle Nigel: The Most Interesting Man in the World

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Source: Meme 由 me.

Uncle Nigel is the Most Interesting Man in the World—or should I say, the Most Interesting Penguin? See my 评论 below for 更多 info.

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the most interesting man in the world

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SJF_Penguin2 In tweets between me and @RSPCTtheScience in June 2015, he mentioned that Uncle Nigel reminds him of "The Most Interesting Man in the World" from commercials for Dos Equis beer. (These commercials end with the advertising icon saying, "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.") I had been meaning to make a meme with Nigel as the Most Interesting Man for a while, and I finally got around to it today—in September 2017. Please drink responsibly, including when drinking tea.

Kowalski

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Kowalski

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I 爱情 this Penguins!!!!!!

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A Family Is Formed (Part 1): (11) Escape

posted by peacebaby7

    “I’m sorry, little guy. Did that mean man come in here and take 你 away?” Lorrie asked Kowalski as she set him back in his cage.

    “No, I went exploring! 你 should’ve seen me! I opened the door all on my own and everything!” Kowalski chirped excitedly. Lorrie sighed.

    “I’m sorry Preston works for those horrible people. I’m glad 你 don’t understand what’s going on. I would hate for 你 to realize how cruel the world is,” Lorrie 说 as her eyes went dark. Kowalski sighed and reached through the cage,...

Penguins of Madagascar battle phrases part 2-- victory phrases..

posted by spmana123

This is what they would say after they won a battle...

Skipper:and 你 thought u could beat me...heh...

Kowlaski: my calculations are NEVER wrong....I told u I would win...

Private: I...I won? YAY!!

Rico: that was it?....I barely broke a sweat...

Julien: HAHA! Nobody can handle my dancing!

Maurice: julien! I must not lose 或者 he'll get mad...

Mort: for juliens feet! Hehe....

Fred: I'm sorry....I didn't even know we were foghting...

Dr.blowhole: the world will be mine!! Nobody can stop me!"laughs evily"

Johnson: that was barely a warm up....oh we'll...

Manfredi: heh...I told u would lose a body part....

Marlene: don't underestimate me because I'm a girl...

Roger: aww I feel bad now...want some 茶 to help heal up your wounds?

鼠, 大鼠 king: I'm the strongest there ever is!!!

Hans: just like in Denmark...I always win...hehe...

Tell me what u think:)

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 5

posted by queenpalm

Soon after, we begin to tell our scary stories. The bunnies did a cute one, the world was out of carrots! (lol) Emma told the story of when the penguins were discovered 由 the world. (um, their story is already spoiled all over the Internet) Marlene did one about an invasion of 太空 squids. (that already happened!) There were some more, but I don't feel like telling them.
It started to get windy when Livi told her story. Very very windy! At Shelly's story, I swear I saw lighting in the distance. It was okay, according to my calculations, we should be finished 由 the time the storm comes. ...

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 3

posted by queenpalm

The 下一个日 passed quickly. The girls bustled around to get everything ready. Monique and I made a run to the Snackiterium. I spent a great portion of my 日 making smoothies for everyone coming and putting them into the freezer. I made 水果 smoothies and 鱼 smoothies. I mean, I understand the fruit, but still, it's gross how those 动物 eat 鱼 all the time. How can they stand it!
All the girls in the zoo were talking. I did my daily reports early, and Keeper P purposely made the zoo close early. At about 4:00, we (the girls) gathered 由 the tunnel to Central Park. Annabella, Michelle,...

Corpse party/penguins: chapter 6

posted by spmana123

Freddy: here....try this bathroom...

Private: ok....

Private and Freddy had walked all over the place looking for a bathroom for private, but had no luck whatsoever, this was the last bathroom stall, hopefully it was good.

While private was in the bathroom, Freddy heard a familiar voice to him, it was his friend mike, who came running up to him.

Mike: oh thank god! Your alive!

Freddy: mike! Your ok too!

Mike: thank god I found you, everyone else we knew I have found dead 或者 noted from them..... God! What happened! We were all just having a blast a few hours ago, and now everyone we know is dead!

Freddy:...

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 2: Panic!

posted by legendary7

To the oblivion of the humans, Nigel; Private's mother; and Private waddle sleathly at their feet. Private has never seen so many humans in his life, let alone in the same place. He seems helplessly intrigued in them and their bizzare nature. As each one takes a step, he admires how giant-like their feet seem. There are different designs on their feet. That's silly Private thinks. They seem to be able to take them off.
His mother finds him wide-eyed. "Those are called shoes, Private."
"Sho-es?" Private repeats.
"Yes, the people wear them to protect their feet." She teaches the little penguin....

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 1: Voyage to A New 首页

posted by legendary7

"Bye! Bye!" Private calls, still waving his fins in his mother's flippers.
"Nigel! Come here! Private's okay!" She cheers, and brings him closer. "I 爱情 you, Private! I'm so sorry!" She whispers.
"I 爱情 you, too; mummy." Private smiles. That's when Nigel waddles up. Private jumps out of her fins and into his uncle's.
"Uncle Nigel!"
"Private! Hello, lad! My it seems like you've grown!"
"Uncle Nigel,"
"I'm serious." Nigel lovingly rubbed the 最佳, 返回页首 of Private's head. He giggles, and removes Nigel's flipper.
"Private, who was that?" His mom ponders.
"Oh, that's Skippah!" Private points.
"Skippah?" The...

Which Way Is Home? (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "It Will Rain")

posted by mostar1219

Gio and Private were out in the park getting some snowcones and spending some time together. They felt like there would be no separating them.
When they got back to the HQ, though, they found that Skipper had a postcard in his flippers for Gio. Apparently, Gio was the only one in the group that knew how to read, so they didn't jump to any conclusions until she read it.
"Let me see that," Gio 说 to Skipper, who gave the postcard to her.
It had a picture of the Brookfield Zoo, her old home. When she was 阅读 it, her smile slowly turned into a frown.
"What does it say?" Private asked.
"It says,...

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I Need 你 Back (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Life After You" 由 Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down 由 a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her 头盔 on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...

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POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 3

posted by werockz

Chapter 3: Party Drama
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The penguins and the Adventure Time characters who were not penguins anymore walked along the sewer. Finn sighed. He remember his adoptive mother Margaret telling baby Finn a story about how the sewer were like. They walked until they found a label that says: Party Land. "What in the name of shrimps?"Skipper asked 由 surprise. They saw decorated lights and food. But the most shocking part was the bears and Party Pat dancing and Marshal Lee and Marceline were having a little date. "Whoa! How did 你 get in here?"Fionna...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 6: From Ruler To Loser

posted by legendary7

This morning, I take my time to get myself prepared. I mope out of bed, and munch on some fish, that were set on the table. The sun hasn't even risen yet. "It couldn't hurt to get a little 更多 sleep." I think.
As soon as I cover myself up with the sheets. My mother notices and folds her flippers across her chest in disappointment.
"Skipper, I know, you're not used to getting up this early and we were both up late, but please, just do this for me."
"I don't wanna go to school! Can't 你 tell them, I don't feel well?"
"Come on, Skipper, 你 can't be late on your first day. You're going to make...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 3 Adjusting

posted by legendary7

The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The 床, 床上 is half vacant, my mother lays asleep 由 herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on 最佳, 返回页首 of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, 表演 as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and 交叉, 十字架 my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...

企鹅 Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will 吞, 燕子 the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...

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Penguins of the Carribean-Hells door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces 说 it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 1

posted by SPKR689

A/N: Yes, this is the first chapter. I see that some people were confused on the prologue, just stay calm, I will still answer any 问题 that 你 have. This is just the start of the story, short, sweet, and ready for the next.

Chapter 1

I sighed, ‘why is today so boring?’ I asked myself as a walked down the hall to Junior’s room. I could hear him laughing from where I was now. I open the door and see Skipper playing with him. “Hey,” he says, “Just wanted to spend time with Junior. Don’t worry, I didn’t make him fight any 太空 squids today, right...

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Psycho: Chapter 10

posted by 67Dodge

Lily finally felt 安全 when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it 安全 to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed 动物 soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer...

Lilly! Don't go!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as Allison left, Rico sent a transmition to Lilly telling her to look out her window. Well, she did and the boys were standing on her balcony. " Rico! Private! Kowalski!" Cried Lilly with joy. " Hello? 说 Skipper."'Im here too!" " Really? Didn't notice. 说 Lilly in a sarcastic voice. " Let's go guys, I hate it here!" 说 Lilly. She grabbed her pretty blue ribbon and they were off. " HALT!!" 说 Luke, the same bodygaurd who dragged Lilly to Antarctica in the first place. " On behalf of the 皇后乐队 of Antarctica,I command 你 to--- Lilly punches Luke in the face " Im soo sick of that guy!" Lilly 说 rubbing her fist. They all got on the plane and took off. " Lilly." 说 Private in a sweet tone. " Isn't it wondorful to be a princess?" he asked. " I guess." Replied Lilly " But I'd much rather be a dirty commando!" Everyone starts laughing, and Lilly didn't even remember she hates Skipper's guts! THE END!