Hello!

I sighed and did a facepalm. My least 最喜爱的 subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought 你 were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked. 
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, 或者 flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As 你 all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried. 
Michelle blushed....

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting 星, 星级 trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to 摇摆, 秋千 by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope 你 enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy 你 really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with 龙虾 minion throwing 鱼 in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered 由 the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered 由 the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did 你 hear that pack of lies!...

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like 诗歌 and 更多 like responses, but what do 你 expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side 评论 that will be provided 由 The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the 企鹅 Team...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see 你 fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

Marlene: 嘿 guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings 你 here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad 你 remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...

Private: Not that this 塔科, 炸玉米饼 doesn't look good, but that chunky 肉丸, 丸子 of hot sauce and soggy 塔科, 炸玉米饼 shell is kind of ruining my appetite.
Kowalski: 你 说 it. That is rather repulsive and nauseating. (gags with disgust)
Suddenly the 塔科, 炸玉米饼 jolts and flops out of the tray, leaving a soggy puddle on the once-clean table.
Private: AH! The 塔科, 炸玉米饼 moved. Did 你 see that? Skipper's 塔科, 炸玉米饼 flopped onto the table!
Kowalski: That is proposterous. Tacos aren't alive, and they don't walk.
Private: It moved!
Rico hacks up a crowbar.
Private: I don't need to be put out of my misery. I am telling you. It's alive....