Skipper isn't amused

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ILUVKOWALSKI XD That is one of my most used expressions at school, when the other kids are messing around. XD He looks so cool! :D

27Kowalski ^LOL, mine too! XD

skipper12a Kowalski: Convince us. Skipper: (reference to pic) And all of a sudden everyone is convinced. ALL HAIL THE POWER OF SKIPPER'S GAZE.

ricoiswsome Convince me skippy. Skipper: ,': | Still not convinced.

peacebaby7 *stupid fangirl laugh that I really don't know why I'm typing in XD* Skipper's so hot sometimes! ...Well...all the time actually. <3 X3

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Avian Malaria Chapter 2: 晚餐 For One

posted by legendary7

Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell 或者 smoke. His 枕头 grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The 更多 he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much 更多 comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the 企鹅 moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let 你 sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are 你 in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the 鱼 and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did 你 talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of 你 as a son 你 know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask 你 something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do 你 like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is 安全 with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The 秒 past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The 企鹅 laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are 你 hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 鱼 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 鱼 that a 龙虾 left 下一个 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 鱼 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico 说 sadly. “Then what are 你 waiting for? All 你 gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No 你 just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are 你 annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* 你 just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for 你 are not sentient. 你 just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But 你 just 说 that 你 know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: 你 lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, 或者 thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would 你 define yourself? Are 你 yourself because of your actions, 或者 are your actions based on who 你 are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes 你 are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: 嘿 that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are 你 hitting yourself?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! 你 make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You 说 so at the meeting! 你 didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do 你 think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to 你 talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音乐 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音乐 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are 你 all?"

Private:...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I 说 in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do 你 realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to 设计 the blueprint!
Me: Dude, 你 seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If 你 have any other 问题你 can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 前一个日 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue 说 location. She looked at the clock on the 墙下一个 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 小时 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank 你 Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell 你 who tranquilized 你 guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 安全 distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and 老友记 are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the 下一个 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva 你 can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his 床, 床上 and walked into the 下一个 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 下一个 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, 你 should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski 说 lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper 说 "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene 粉丝你 will 爱情 her!) And i 爱情 my music, so in parts of the 文章 i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope 你 like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 4: Flight and Sacrifices

posted by BirdG

Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…

Flight And Sacrifices

Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...

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BLOWHOLE STRIKES BACK PART1

posted by ally11

(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a 日 off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark