Skipper eyes will come out ?

These are bloopers from scenes in Chapter One. Just so 你 know, the couples in real life are Me x Kowalski, Sweet Pripper x Private, and Skipper x Bella. 你 don't know who Bella is yet.

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Did 你 miss me? Take One
Cowtails: *walks into the room* I'm back!! Didn't 你 all miss me?!
Kowalski: YESS BABE!!
Director: *facepalm* Cut!!


Did 你 miss me? Take Two
Cowtails: *walks into the room* I'm back! Didn't 你 all miss me?!
Skipper: Uhhhh...sure...
Cowtails: Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll let Sweet Pripper deal with you!
Kowalski: Oh please no...I missed you....
Rico: *nods* Uhuhuhuhuh.
Private:...

"Whoa whoa! Did he just call me an idiot?" Sweet Pripper growled, punching the window between her and the Man.

~ "aw crap.." Cowtails said, climbing into the air vent quickly, she went halfway and saw the penguins, "Skipper!"

~ Private cowered in a corner.

"what the-?" The man asked, almost driving off the road.

~ "WHERE THE CRAP ARE 你 GOING?!" Blowhole snapped.

~ SP grinned evilly, "You won't get away with this."

~ "Nowhere?" Cowtails answered questionly.

Her hip suddenly got stuck, "are 你 serious? Skipper, guys, help me! Blowhole's right here!"

"come on men!" Skipper shouted, sliding...

Leonard was stricken speechless, but he quickly recovered. "Me? As in...me?" He asked putting his paw to his chest. Kowalski nodded. Leonard shook his head. "No, there must be some mistake."

Kowalski shook his own head. "There's no mistake. I ran the test three times and your name showed up in each of them. Now, it's possible that your 毛皮 may have coincidentally blew into the 狐猴 hab-"

"Coincidence my tail! I did not put anything into that 狐猴 habitat!" Leonard insisted a little louder than he intended.

Skipper stepped 前锋, 期待 and nodded comprehendingly. "Now, look, marsupial. I know what...

Happy New Year, fanguins! :D Yeah, I bet you're surprised to see me here. It's been a while, hunh? Goodness, I've been so terribly busy. I'm a senior now, got accepted into the college I most desired to get accepted into, 写作 and making videos, and of course, school work. God, I hate school--especially Math. CURSE 你 CALCULUS!

Anyway, I want to say how much I miss it here. I want to come back so much, and yet... I don't know. I loved it here so much, it's not even funny! I had a great few years here, and the 粉丝 all meant so much to me, whether they're gone 或者 totally new. Even if I don't...

Lorrie Trace was a confident woman with skin the color of creamy 牛奶 chocolate. Her kind eyes saw the world in a perspective that most didn't. She always tried to see the good in everyone and everything. Some might say she has a 心 of gold. She attended Harvard 大学 and received a doctorate in science and physics. Ever since, she's been traveling the world, wanting to know 更多 about it and its wonders.

As always, it was a freezing, below zero 日 in Antarctica. Lorrie was wearing a heavy black 涂层, 外套 with a sweater underneath, thermal, blue colored gloves, and think black pants, and...

The evil 海豚 with a robotic eye was standing on his segway and smiling evilly. Everybody sent him a cold glances.
"Oh, why are 你 so sad? Do 你 want to see your friends?" Blowhole asked. The lobsters showed them Ally’s and Ben's bodies laying on the floor. They can't look at them "But don't worry, soon you'll be together again, maybe somewhere there 或者 maybe somewhere there" he 说 and pointed up and down. But they stayed quiet "No answer? 你 make me sad. It's not good for you!" he showed them his machine, it looked like a big torture machine, but in fact it was something else…
"Only...

Kowalski stormed into his lab. Skipper walked up to Private. "Just let him cool off. He's wouldn't hold a grudge on this for too long. How about we go for snow cones?" Private smiled. "Can I bring one for Kowalski? 你 know...as a sorry?" Private asked his commanding officer. Skipper patted his back. "Sure." Rico, Skipper, and Private then left the lab for snow cones. They didn't even notice the intense purple glow coming from under the lab door as the left.

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Private went to Kowalski's lab, snow cone in hand, and knocked. There was no reply. He spoke as he opened...

Me and Hans raced out of the prison like a blur. I don't think the gaurds even knew what was going on until maybe several scoches later. Then the alarm started blaring. I looked over my shoulder to see gaurds numbered 由 the dozen running after us. Hans was flying level with the ground beside me as I slid down the hallway. Suddenly he made a sharp right turn. I skidded to a halt and looked down the corridor after Hans. It was a dead end all but a small window at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the stone wall. "What are 你 DOING?!?" I shouted. "Come ON Alex!" Hans snapped. I was stunned for a momment. No insult?...

Skipper's point of view:

Johnson ran in from the metal door. He was carrying a device that looked much like the Stopwatch Kowalski had once made.
"Hey, look what I found!" he said.
"My Stopwatch!" Kowalski cried. "Where did 你 find that?!"
"It is not your Stopwatch thingy-ma-jiggy," Johnson said. "I found it in my box of things I got from Blowhole."
"Blowhole, Shmohole. It is my Stopwatch!" Kowalski cried. "You don't even have a Blowhole box, do you?"
"He does too!" Ivy said. "He showed me it!"
"Hey, everyone!" I cried. "Stop arguing unless 你 want a 鱼 slap!"
Everybody stopped. Then, Kowalski...

I shut my eyes, expecting death, only to hear the sounds of men shouting and feet rushing into the room. 枪 clanked and a familiar voice shouted, "Captain Blowhole, you're under arrest!" I lifted my head. The blurry image of Leeland wafted from double leelands to just one, then back again. Leeland was alive! I wanted to spring up and fight at his side, but I could hardly move. I was too shaken. Suddenly a flipper grabbed my own and pulled me up to my feet. He threw my flipper over his shoulders to keep me from collapsing to the floor again. I looked over to see who it was, "Hans!" I exclaimed,...

After Hanna died my life went into a tailspin. I 迷失 my focus on the war. I no longer felt a thrill 或者 a longing to be on the battlefeild. Life had 迷失 meaning. I fought blindly in every battle. I didn't care whether I was killed 或者 not. That was my downfall. One battle in particular was extra hard and an uphill climb, facing our enemy. If 你 remember, there had been tension between Captain Blowhole and my father. Now that General Fahlcon was out of the way, / posed as a threat to Blowhole's superior title. I was a sitting 鸭 in my condition. The heat of the battlefeild wore down on me...

Antarctica

*Kowalski & Rico woke up in the middle of the 下一个 day*

Kowalski: *stomach rumbles* "Ugh. I'm soooo hungry..."

Rico: "Me too. C'mon. We should get moving."

*Kowalski & Rico begin waddling*

2 Hours Later...

Kowalski: *begins slowing down* "Hey...Rico..."

Rico: "Sup?"

Kowalski: "I know this place..."

Rico: *looks around* "Hey, me too."

Kowalski: "Is this...No...It couldn't be..."

Rico: "What?"

Kowalski: "I think this is our home...I think we made it back to where we live while it's not feeding season..."

Rico: "Hey, ya know...You're right..."

Kowalski: "That means...Rico! Are 你 thinking...

Chapter 1: Betrayed 由 a friend.
It was just an normal 日 in New York that'll turn for the worst.
Skipper: What?. . . Bounty hunter help, no I will not go on this mission. . . I have to. . . With Marlene?. . . Yes sir right away.
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Sorry Private, that's classified.

In Marlene's habitat. . .
Skipper: Marlene, I need 你 to ome with me on a mission.
Marlene: Ok, I'll do it.

Later in the air port. . .
Skipper: Where is that bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: Are 你 Skipper?
Skipper: Yes.
Bounty hunter: Come with me.
Later. . .
Bounty hunter: So I see 你 accepted the mission,...

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was 展示 her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can 你 guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...

Skipper: What are 你 talking about?! We helped you!
George: 你 have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if 你 haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid 你 didn't they?
George: H-How'd 你 know?
Private: Wow Skipper, 你 truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid 你 to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I...

The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid 你 guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: 你 wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast...

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico 或者 Portugal. His...

Two weeks had flashed 由 without incident, they were probably the best weeks the 动物 ever had, Private found a rideable toy Jeep that could fit all the Penguins in it, and had a motor, so they had found a 更多 manly looking vehicle. Julien had exhausted himself to the point that he didn't do any nighttime dancing, since he had used all his energy in the celebration for Pennywise's death. Not to mention, the Penguins also found a man's wallet that contained $6,000, which was 更多 than they made from the usual pick-pocketing 或者 the "I found a lucky penny on the sidewalk today!!" event. Private...