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What are 你 eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big 移动

I thought 你 all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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马达加斯加的企鹅

企鹅

kowalski

fat

shrink

Inflat, Martha85 and 23 others like this

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

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爱情 Comes Tumbling Down. Chap 1

posted by EmoCupCake

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured 由 Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty 或者 so of the 鼠, 大鼠 King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

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Nightmare in central park (part 3)!

posted by kowalskicrazy

由 the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his 老友记 die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 4)

posted by knocktimerico

爱情 Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, 你 see that 獭, 水獭 over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that 獭, 水獭 is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what 你 were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

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Skipper's Replacement Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a 企鹅 could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir 商店 and end back here at the base. Do 你 agree?"
    Private and Rico...

Chapter 4: I seriously hate the neighbors, and so does their son...

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Where are we suppose to go?" Athena sniffled "We're just kids. We can't just go and save our little sister!"

I thought for a little bit, My answer which was lame "Go and find mom and dad?"

"What?! Are 你 crazy?! They're in Florida! way too far from New York!"

"Did someone say crazy?" A voice from who knows where asked.

Athena and I clunged to eachother.
"Who 说 that?" I yelled.
"Shush!" Athena scolded.
We looked around to try and find the noise. and then. We saw it.
Skipper had warned us about this guy. He says he is 'da king of da zoo' and is a complete idiot. and his wife isn't too far behind...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 7)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7: An Idea

A few hours pasted after Brandon played his song for Marlene, and she still had her idea. Now she just had to tell him, and see what he thinks. Marlene then walks up to Brandon.

“Hey Brandon can I talk to 你 for a minute?”

“Sure what’s up?”

“Well I was thinking about how 你 wanted the 动物 in the zoo to understand your kind of music, and I think I have an idea.”

“Okay what’s your idea?”

“Well I was thinking maybe 你 play a song for the zoo.”

“You mean like a performance for the whole zoo?”

“Yeah.”...

Separation: Chapter 3

posted by thespikedturtle

    "Nice shot Rico!" Private was skating around, watching Rico's target practice on the ninja pins. Rico beamed, and fired another shot, knocking the head clean off the pin. When Private applauded again, Rico smiled, but then frowned and held a flipper to his lips.
    "What is it, Rico? Do 你 hear something?" Private whispered. Rico started nodding, and looked around, as to see where the noise was coming from. They started following it, but their 搜索 was immediately interrupted 由 a shout. CRASH!!
    "Rico, what do 你 think that...

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Jet pack Test

posted by JediPenguin16

!!!Ignore the DOTS. They are there to hold the poem together in the shape I wanted. Just look at the words!!!

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...............p ...........................f
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............e..................................t ...............................Swing
...........................R
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A new start chapter 6

posted by Annacrombie

Hello wonderfuly 随意 PoM 粉丝 i have some good news about A new start-I have come up for a name of the person who is 写作 the story, i cant reveal her name but she is one of my OC's along wiv my other OC's:Lily, Twitter and Seattle (Seattle is on fanfic in one of my stories).
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A new start chapter 6

I didnt know why he did this but Skipper decided to make up a squad, one 由 one we joined ~ i joined first! and became 秒 in charge ~, Skipper 说 we had to do some training, we started doing some basic moves simple stuff, i was quite good...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER 3: Snowcones

A family of ginger squirrels was gazing in shock at a group of penguins, sitting in the middle of the sandbox. They were leaning against something which looked like a plastic box, wriggling, bantering with each other, bursts of loud laughter echoing all over the park. There were lots of empty 浓情巧克力 bags wallowing around them.
"Private, how come Skipper didn't notice 你 sneaking out with a pack of Maggie Smaggie 浓情巧克力 bars?" asked Kowalski.
"Well, it was just a decoy, Kowalski" explained Private, giggling nervously. "I used to keep those 浓情巧克力 bars in a Diet Cookies...

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In the Shadows: Part 6 - Monster

posted by ThatDamnLlama

The moonlight casted shawdows throughout the zoo. Puddles lay still on the concrete, almost wanting to be stepped in. The cool air swept over the exhibits.

The faint sound of footsteps grew louder and louder, and then he was revealed in the light.

Skipper waddled past Marlene's exhibit and towards the gift shop. The door automatically opened for him, and he wondered inside, as if he knew he had to come here.

The door slammed shut behind Skipper, trapping him in the darkness.

He spoke loudly and clearly towards the opposite side of the room.

"Show yourself."

Silence.

Skipper spoke again with equal...

Taken (chapter 4)

posted by KowalskiGirl345

( they all went in 床, 床上 that night, with Private at home, but the 下一个 morning he was missing again!)

S: Kowalski, Kowalski get up!
K: Leave me alone, im trying to sleep!
S: Kowalski, its 12:00 in the afternoon!
K: So?!!
S: Firt of all, its past the time when 你 normaly get up, and secound Private is missing again!
K: WHAT?!..OW! ( kowalski hitted his head on 最佳, 返回页首 of his bunck were he sleeps)
S: Hes missing again! Cant 你 hear me?!
K: Duh! I can hear you, but how can he be missing again?!
S: How im soppost to know?!
K: I dont know, I was thinking 你 would!
R: HUSH!!!
S: Ok, ok! We will, and why 你 have...

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Three Days to Live 1

posted by woowie

It was a nice day, and Kat was running outside of the Zoo, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She didn't know what it was, so she kept running. She fell. Suddenly, she was at the animal hospital in a cage. She overheard a doctor saying something, "This one here only has 3 days to live, but we're letting her go so she can see her 老友记 obe last time." Kat was- dying!?

She was back at home. Private noticed something strange about her. "Kat? What's wrong?" He asked. "This might sound crazy, but... I'M DYING IN THREE DAYS!" she answered. Everyone stopped what they were doing- shocked. Why Kat?

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Twelve

posted by Cornflak

“Okay, so now you’d have to 移动 this little guy over here. 你 see?” Marlene smiled as she repositioned one of the pieces on the chess board.

Rico, who sat on the opposite side of the board that rested on a small boulder, rubbed his head in confusion. He wasn’t quite getting the hang of this new game. He had witnessed Kowalski and Skipper playing it many times before, but never did he make an attempt to participate.

“Okay, so it’s my turn, and…I think I’ll move…” she paused as her hand hovered over the board, searching for the perfect piece to use, “…this one!” Marlene...

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The Characters and the Actors who Play Them!

added by SJF_Penguin

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Secret Service: Protecting the Presidents

added by SJF_Penguin2

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There is a Reason: Chapter Five

posted by krazy4kowalski

Standing Tall

Whoa, sorry for the late updating. I’m not so good at this 粉丝 fiction stuff; I’ll try to do better 下一个 time. Anyway, this is the final chapter. Not as action packed as the last one, but this is 更多 of a sad, conversation-like chapter. There’s also a lot of medical stuff, but I’m not a doctor nor am I as smart as Kowalski, so there might be some faulty information. Well, it’s probably 更多 realistic than most of the stuff in the show! Enjoy, and thank 你 for 阅读 There is a Reason. I had a lot of fun with it.

The 下一个 few 分钟 were a blur for Skipper. He remembered...

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One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Skipper says: “‘One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!’ is a 100-day-long wtiting project by GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net.”

Note: The following “article” contains the first 10 pieces in a 100-day-long 写作 project I am currently involved in on FanFiction.net. In the project, I am 写作 one 200-word “double-drabble” story related to “The Penguins of Madagascar” each and every 日 from February 1 until May 11, 2010. Every 10 days, I 发布 a new batch of 10 of these little stories on FanFiction.net. Below are the first 10 (written from February 1-10, 2010). If 你 enjoy these stories and would like to read 更多 of them, please follow this link link. 你 can also read the full 列表 of rules that I...

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont 你 ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper 表演 like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see 你 later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were 你 the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so 你 where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The 企鹅 West 由企鹅 Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope 你 like it:)
The 企鹅 West 由企鹅 Girl
It was a usual 日 for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...