One morning in the 企鹅 lair.....
Skipper: Rise and shine, boys! We have work to do.
Private: Aww, is it cleaning 日 again?
Skipper: 你 guessed it, young Private.
Rico: Arrggh.....
Kowalski: Really?? I had an important invention to complete!
Skipper: No, Kowalski. Cleaning first, invention last.
Kowalski: *Epic sad face*
Back at the zoo...... a monkey in a suit walks up to the 企鹅 lair.
Monkey: Excuse me, anybody home?
Skipper: What do 你 want?
Monkey: I am here to offer 你 a once in a life time oppertunity!
Private: Really?? What is it?? The complete set of Lunicorns?!
Monkey: NO! I'm giving...
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