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The Booty!!!!

added by ___Sophie___

Source: my computer for the hd screeenshot

from episode rock-a-e-bridie

照片

马达加斯加的企鹅

skipper

egel_0507 likes this

katharina1997 king julien you are the hero

PenguinStyle Jajaja!

carsfan LOL! XD

Metallica1147 Ok it reaaaaaaaly looks like Julien is mooning Skipper. XD

karenkook Skipper! Don't look!

Kait_Wolf Not the booty! XD

skiplead Skipper: AAAHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

amiraPOMvers look in skipper's eyes soo cute! but julien,you must not show your booty to little child..

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The 秒 past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The 企鹅 laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life 或者 Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are 你 hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 鱼 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 鱼 that a 龙虾 left 下一个 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 鱼 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico 说 sadly. “Then what are 你 waiting for? All 你 gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No 你 just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are 你 annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* 你 just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for 你 are not sentient. 你 just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But 你 just 说 that 你 know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: 你 lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, 或者 thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would 你 define yourself? Are 你 yourself because of your actions, 或者 are your actions based on who 你 are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes 你 are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: 嘿 that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are 你 hitting yourself?

Stupid Crazy 爱情预览

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda 说 happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He 说 in his Danish accent. "Then 由 the powers invested in me...I now pronounce 你 man and wife. 你 may 吻乐队（Kiss） your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their 老友记 stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! 你 make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You 说 so at the meeting! 你 didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do 你 think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to 你 talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音乐 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音乐 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are 你 all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if 你 can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired 由 peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the 下一个 scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, 你 have to 吻乐队（Kiss） each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: 你 heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop 接吻 each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying 橙子, 橙色 (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. 嘿 KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer 由 my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移动 back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't 你 crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I 说 in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do 你 realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to 设计 the blueprint!
Me: Dude, 你 seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If 你 have any other 问题你 can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 前一个日 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue 说 location. She looked at the clock on the 墙下一个 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 小时 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

A Week In Death Chapter 6: The Plan.

posted by 67Dodge

Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of 你 who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank 你 Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell 你 who tranquilized 你 guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 安全 distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and 老友记 are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the 下一个 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva 你 can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his 床, 床上 and walked into the 下一个 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 下一个 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, 你 should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski 说 lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper 说 "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene 粉丝你 will 爱情 her!) And i 爱情 my music, so in parts of the 文章 i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope 你 like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 4: Flight and Sacrifices

posted by BirdG

Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…

Flight And Sacrifices

Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...